David Hasselhoff is dead
 

[imgleft]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/briannamal1/Hoff-1.png[/imgleft]HA HA, APRIL FOOLS, NO HE'S NOT! But I totally had you going there, didn't I? I totally did, and you totally know it. Tooootally.

You currently find yourself in the April Fools Day event thread for The Howse of Hoff, where the tea isn't tea, hair keeps your head warm, up is down, and down is still definitely down.

Whether you're a Level 1 Hoffer with your standard issue matching tracksuit, a Level 3 with your robes, or someone who has yet to be taken converted shown the cellar way, you're welcome to chat here! Don't mind the guy in the whale suit, he ain't hurtin' nobody.























..Art by briannamal

Is he holding a Pokeball?!

That he is! The Howse is full of Pokemens. :)

I thought he died for real! :gonk:

He did. :( He was 67 and passed of necrotizing cerebrum.





HAHAHA APRIL FOOLS I GOT YOU AGAIN

Which is highly infectious, transmitted through repeated viewings of his 'work'

http://i56.tinypic.com/de1vmp.png ... I might have to kill more Mene staff after all.... DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN

No, no, please, this day has had enough deaths. :gonk:

*was gonna say something but was frightened away by raging Hoff-hairs*

Don't you find him monkey-like sexy?

-saw a picture of Charleton Heston (presumably) making out with with one of the apes on the set of Planet of the Apes on that tumblr, but can't be assed to go look for it again-
240, by the way

I'm sorry but I don't know who David Hasselhoff is. ; 3; its sad that he died though.

He's not dead. :lol: He's a bad actor from Baywatch and Knight Rider, and he has a really bad singing career.

BBR - Sorry, we can't afford any Pokemon. You're going to have to settle for some Pocket Monica.
http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress....-jupm-jupm.jpg

Biggles - Are you remembering to eat?

dawww so sad to find out that was only an april fools joke ;-;

Don't you wish death on the holy one! :illgetu:

OHH POKEMANZ! *tackles and eats them* nonom

cherry: :rofl:

hehehe /wishes major death upon him :P

D: omg starkey! NUUU! Cherry might feesh you! :gonk:

342.
Maybe...

@ Momo: There's a heterodog? That's so vanilla.

I always knew there was something wrong with Brock from Pokemon...Now I know he's related to the Hoff. O_o;

David Hasselhoff is dead????


NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU you killed him Cherry!! yes you did!

:rofl:

;-; I had the same reaction. *sigh*

xD I guess people like my siggie? I only put it there because of the pedo bear. x3 I thought it was really funny.