Have you ever looked at another person's wedding plans and thought to yourself "Wow, that's....a mess"?
No one ever sets out to design a Horrifically Ugly Wedding, but these things happen! Either your ideas look awesome at the time but become dated after just a few years, or you get a bit overly crafty with Pintrest and end up with glitter everywhere, or your wedding planner is trying to enact some Shakespearean-level revenge against you - You just can't deny that weddings occasionally end up an aesthetic disaster.
So we're here to have some fun with it!
We want you to plan out the worst wedding evar!
Show us some of that awful taste you've been hiding. You know you want to. [poke]
1. Please follow Menewsha's Rules and TOS at all times.
2. Only one submission per person, per round. Please do not use your mules for this contest.
3. You don't have to participate in every single round, but the people who enter every day will have a greater chance at winning the big prizes!
4. All entries must be actually advertised as "for weddings." While yes, an active slaughterhouse would be an awful place to hold a wedding reception, it's unlikely that someone would be able to rent one out for this occasion. Please limit your entries to items, locations and things that are genuinely meant for weddings. The entry form contains a link for this reason: So we can verify that you've chosen an authentic wedding disaster. [gonk]
5. Let's stay good sports! If someone else dislikes a wedding theme that you personally love, it's not an attack on you! We all have different tastes, so accept that someone out there will probably think your dream wedding is hideous, and vice versa.
The Worst submission from each category will earn a set of EIs!
There will also be a set of Overall winners who have planned out the worst weddings known to man!
By looking at people who submitted multiple entries and judging based on who made us cringe the most, we'll give out: 5k gold to the 3rd place winner
10k gold to the 2nd place winner and 15k gold to the person who planned out the Ugliest. Wedding. EVER!
The centerpiece is what your guests spend the entire reception staring at. Sometimes, your family and friends will even ask to take them home! But the question is - Do the here guests want to save these centerpieces forever as part of a wonderful memory, or do they want to light them on fire and bury the ashes? [gonk]
Remember: All centerpieces must be actually advertised as "for weddings."
Please use this form when submitting your entry:
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Username: McNugget Link: Tutbury Castle Image: http://blog.chillisauce.co.uk/wp-con...ed-Tutbury.jpg Describe it!: This is the Haunted Tutbury Castle located in Staffordshire of the UK. People actually book to be wedded here, and yes, this place is known to actually be haunted. In fact - the medieval ruins of Tutbury Castle in Burton-on-Trent is thought to be one of the most haunted castles in the UK and is a regular haunt for ghost-hunters, hosting regular ghost walks and spooky events. If you’re brave enough you can get married there in the dead of night too with special midnight ceremonies in the castle grounds. As if getting hitched wasn't scary enough anyway. >_>
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Originally Posted by `Kitami
(Post 1772813594)
I found an Ugly Venue!
Username: `Kitami Link: The N Resort in Jamaica: Nude Weddings || Nude Weddings: 5 Places To Tie the Knot in the Nude I'm 99% positive those links are safe for work, the only nudity (I think) is in the image I used and its mostly butts....just tell me if I need to unlink it. [sweat] Image: http://i.imgur.com/eDghbax.png?1 I edited it. I added the black bars. For several reasons. [gonk] Describe it!: Wedding on a nude beach!! Its not the beach that's the problem, the beach itself might be beautiful...I don't know, I've never been to one? If you and your partner are comfortable in the nude, great for you, but do you really want to see your friends, coworkers, your -gasp- parents, and assorted strangers who wedding crash in the raw?? I know I don't. [gonk] The N Resort in Jamaica is an all-nude, adults-only beach resort that offers wedding packages.
(Someone had this idea as a creative idea on a wedding website I was on last month, and honestly, my first reaction was to gag a little. So its the first thing that came into my head when I saw this thread. If I need to delete it though, I will, its just the only thing I could think of. O_o)
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Originally Posted by Emma Corrin
(Post 1772813625)
I found an Ugly Venue!
Username: Emma Corrin Link: Private Events/Venue Rental | Oakland Cemetery Image: http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slides...?1382378130000 Describe it!: Ever wonder what it would be like to be a vampire and perform a sacred ritual to bind yourself to another for all eternity on the most sacred ground on earth (aka, the cemetery)? WELL HERE'S YOUR CHANCE! Visit Oakland Cemetery in Atlanta, GA and have a marriage ceremony like you've never seen. A cemetery that honors fallen soldiers from the Civil War, primarily Confederate Soldiers, this cemetery has always been known as a hotspot for paranormal activity, and now you can get married amongst the spirits and make your wedding photos even that more special by having a rare opportunity to possibly get a ghostly guest at your wedding! Set in a Victorian Style, the gardens and architecture give you a great backdrop for the wedding. As long as you're not freaked out by the ghosts of course. I mean, it's not like they can hurt you. Right...?
Originally Posted by Kasumi Ocada
(Post 1772813801)
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I found an Ugly Venue!
Username: Kasumi ocada Link: New Orleans Wax Museum | Private Parties, New Orleans Weddings and Tours Image: http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/...ps446a7ea1.jpg Describe it!: Want the creepiest wedding ever? Exchange your nuptials in a WAX MUSEUM! Musee Conti has many lovely, old-fashioned rooms to offer as a setting and they work with several renowned Louisiana catering and flower companies. You'll have a personal attendant to see to your every need during the planning process. Musee Conti is a family-owned and run establishment dedicated to making their customers happy.
But wait! There's more!
Would you like to be married ringside to a boxing match? Live fighting is so dangerous - often even for the spectators if you get too close! And the way the boxers dress these days is sooo boring. If you'd like to drink in the appeal of boxing the way it used to be, the way it should be today, then you are in luck my friend as Musee Conti has just the backdrop for your occasion.
Not your cup of tea? Not a problem! Musee Conti has a variety of scenes to allow you to portray just about any themed wedding you could imagine! From gambling to battle scenes or even vampires or werewolves, we have it all! Plus, you'll have the benefit of having 'guests' in your wedding pictures even if nobody actually comes! Musee Conti will give you the wedding you've always dreamed of.
Username: Roxxxy Link: Kristy Rowe_Moodeous Photography6 Image: http://i.imgur.com/w2uVXQA.jpg Describe it!: This town's local "community barn"... Um, wut? While I understand that barn weddings are popular right now, and I have even seen one or two turn out fairly well... This ain't it XD
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Originally Posted by Q U E E N
(Post 1772814484)
I found an Ugly Venue!
Username: Q U E E N Link: McDonalds "McWedding" Image: http://www.mcdonalds.com.hk/content/...10-photo06.jpg Describe it!: Craving a burger and fries on the day of your wedding? Wish to get married while the aroma of chicken and grease linger in the air? Well then, a wedding at McDonalds is just for you! With many different, unique wedding packages and venue decorations to choose from, your McWedding will become a day that nobody will forget!
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Originally Posted by EirianHikari
(Post 1772815231)
Originally Posted by Woodlandnymph
(Post 1772817375)
I found an Ugly Venue!
Username:Woodlandnypmh Link:Calico Ghost Town Image:http://cms.sbcounty.gov/Portals/1/Ca...alco%20001.jpg Describe it!: Gee'up there little doggie! This is gonna be the rootin'est tootin'est wedding there ever was. Yes sir! Sit your poor tired pups down on a bail o' hay in front of our ply-board Saloon. Grab your cowboy hat and a plastic star to pin to yer wedding finery cause today at high noon, yer Sheriff. Later we'll hitch up the wagons and maybe convince Cookie to tell us his secret recipe for beans as we chew our way through a heapin' plate. Maybe we'll even ignore the warning signs down at the ol' mine and take some memorable pictures as we dig fer gold!
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Originally Posted by Shadami
(Post 1772817498)
I found an Ugly Venue!
Username:shadami Link:WeddingWire Image:http://www.jerichonational.biz/getat...lf-Course.aspx Describe it!: A beautiful view, lovely water hazards, and breathtaking rolling hil-FOUR!!!! I'm not sure everyone will make it through the wedding ceremony here, and all those sand traps may look lovely to some, but its just not doing anything for me. Not to mention that constantly walked on, not quite green grass...
Username: Izumi Link: Sanrio Puroland (Actual website for this real life magical place) Image:http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t...psd22874f1.jpg Describe it!: And you thought your bride to be was crazy enough to suggest a wedding at Disney World.... This is cute, childish, and girly to the maximum level. How are you going to explain to all your manly friends how it sounded good at the time, and "happy wife, happy life" blah, blah, blah.... You'll never live this one down, bro. Never. [XP]
Describe it!: This is just what is sounds like: an old Tin Mine. They have two areas for reserve for civil ceremonies, but for my wedding, we'd definitely be going with the underground Holman Chamber for the festivities. Hope grandpa likes candles! Otherwise he's staying up top and watching us on the tee-vee!
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Originally Posted by steelmagghia
(Post 1772827597)
Describe it!: I love you! Will you be mine forever?! Here! You need a ring, don't ya? I think I might have stepped on it at some point or something... But it's real gold plated...
Originally Posted by Emma Corrin
(Post 1772821820)
I found an Ugly Ring!
Username: Emma Corrin Link: 10 Interesting (Read: Ugly) Engagement Rings - BridezillaBridezilla Image: http://www.bridezilla.com/wp-content...4/Cluster1.jpg Describe it!: Now this. This is a ring. You have every size and shape you could want! Diamonds ARE a girl's best friend after all, right? ..... RIGHT??!? No I totally get it. You're just not IN LOVE with it right. Not THE ONE? Okay cool. I guess I'll pick another one. EVEN THOUGH THIS ONE COST A CRAP LOAD OF MONEY AND I HAD IT CUSTOM DESIGNED JUST FOR YOU!!! It's totally cool though. I'll just break it apart and give you ONE of those stones. TAKE THAT!! >.>; [illgetu]
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Originally Posted by LumpySpacePrincess
(Post 1772821832)
Originally Posted by Woodlandnymph
(Post 1772822122)
I found an Ugly Ring! Username:Woodlandnymph Link:"Unique" Horse Wedding Ring http://cinisa.com/wp-content/uploads...old-Horse1.png Describe it!: Yeeee haaaaw! What better way to propose to your wife than with a huge horse head?! Fits in perfectly at the saloon when she's pulling beer from the taps at the bar. No need to ride into the sunset when you can just throw the ring on the ground and pretend it's your trusty steed!
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Originally Posted by Shadami
(Post 1772822140)
I found an Ugly Ring!
Username:Shadami Link:one link among many Image:http://oi53.tinypic.com/2vx2erp.jpg Describe it!: This bedazzled ring could be yours, if you're one of the few lucky winners of some contest. The royal wedding ring pop is now being offered to newlyweds to be. You to can feel like a princess, though look like a 5 year old. . .
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Originally Posted by Rochiel Silverfire
(Post 1772823073)
Username: `Kitami Link: "Brass" Knuckles Ring OMG Image: http://i.imgur.com/gURuPUU.jpg?1 Describe it!: For the violent bride. In case you need to kick ass and call names on your special day. [rofl] I kind of want it. As a joke.
Originally Posted by BellyButton
(Post 1772831779)
OHmygawd ziggy stole my dreams! [rofl] *goes back to drawing board*
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Ahem, once again I actually think this is kinda neat, but..
I found an Ugly Ring!
Username: BellyButton Link: Biting Skulls Half Carat Marquise Diamond Engagement Ring 14K Gold Image: https://img0.etsystatic.com/027/1/66...07364_bqij.jpg Describe it!:
It's a finely crafted vision of two human skulls 'biting' a large marquis-cut diamond. When you give her this ring, it's like telling her "Honey, stick with me - we're gonna be so rich that when we die, our skulls are gonna be barfing diamonds." (Plus, if she accepts it, it'll be so much easier to sell the "let's get married in the mine" thing.)
Entries for Day Three: Bridesmaid Dresses
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Originally Posted by steelmagghia
(Post 1772832744)
Originally Posted by Woodlandnymph
(Post 1772832922)
More Wild West Fun, The Denim Edition
I found an Ugly Bridesmaid Dress!
Username:Woodlandnymph Link:Denim Bridesmaid dress Image:http://www.idoindenim.com/main/img_1...od_267_632.jpg Describe it!: Now just because your shindig is fancy, don't mean you can't wear denim! Just add a frilly bow or scrap o' lace and boom! Your 10 bridesmaid cousins are the purdiest belles in the barn! I can see it now. Hay and twine corsages, add some cowgirl boots, and a hat for the sunny day. You're all set here!
Describe it!!!: All I can say is ..... POP POP POP !!! Bubble wrap upgraded lol pretty neat made out of balloons I love it but wouldn't wanna wear it (scroll through all the different varieties of the dress in the link brides dress in last picture is pretty ^.^
Originally Posted by BellyButton
(Post 1772837593)
I found an Ugly Bridesmaid Dress!
Username: BellyButton Link: Vintage 1970s Powder Blue Polyester Bridesmaid Dress Image: https://img0.etsystatic.com/036/0/70...08782_ngu5.jpg Describe it!: Bridesmaids should not draw attention away from the bride, so we've made sure all but a little strip of skin at the shoulders is covered up. And this dress is also practical -- since we're having the wedding underground it not only keeps your bridesmaids warm, but acts as light armor against any potential elbow scrapes from packing into the small, lumpy-walled mining chamber. Powder blue polyester is back!! (Just keep telling yourself that.)
Username:shadami Link:wedding dresses by Rie Hosokai Image:http://cdn0.lostateminor.com/wp-cont...ing-dress2.jpg Describe it! As easily undressed as the poor bridesmaids could be with some expertly aimed sharp objects... or heat. But these ones are even uglier with the "you call that a dress??" factor, since they are clearly ugly pantaloon chutes.
Originally Posted by Woodlandnymph
(Post 1772841889)
I found Ugly Menswear!
Username:Woodlandnymph Link:Frontier Wedding Vests Image:http://www.cattlekate.com/public/sto...detail/116.jpg Describe it!: Gotta keep the denim in the bridal party. These cowboy's duds sure are duds, but they'll mosey their way down the isle with the bridesmaids anyways! Just spit polish them boots and grab yer hat!
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Originally Posted by `Kitami
(Post 1772841997)
I've seen images from this wedding every day and this is an excuse to use it. [ninja]
I found Ugly Menswear!
Username: `Kitami Link: Ghetto Wedding and {2}, {3}, {4}, {5} Image: http://i.imgur.com/l3Dg9Bq.jpg?1 Describe it!: Now look, I'm sorry, but this is awful. I understand shoestring budgets but this is just trashy looking to me. [lol] No one needs to spend thousands of dollars on a tux, but white shirts and spray paint? I don't think so. [rofl] In my family, I would get disowned if my wedding party dressed like this! And really, I would kinda be able to see their point. [dunno]
Originally Posted by Emma Corrin
(Post 1772842035)
Aw crud - I missed Day 3 I think... Was at the ER for 6 hours with my gram last night and crashed for most of today xD;
Things change too fast for me!!
Username: linapoo Link: Bermuda Fashion 101: Bermuda Shorts Image: http://www.onetowed.com/wp-content/u...Groomsmen1.jpg Describe it!: I'm sorry, shorts and suits just do not look right on a grown man. 8( Maybe if they were the same color and it was a casual event. Fashionable, sure, whatever. But a wedding? Nah, son. (Plus, those colors do not look good together at all XD)
Describe it!: From the designer, "Beautiful brocade sets this handsome vest apart from all the others. Authentic Victorian waistcoat design is great for any gentleman's wedding or formal event." Just the right mix of rugged and refined - strap a pistol to your hip for that extra "oomph."
edit: Oops, do I need to show "men" or is one sufficient? [lol]
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Originally Posted by DariaMorgendorfer
(Post 1772842521)
Username: Elirona Link: 15 Ugly Wedding Dresses From Instagram | Page 15 | StyleBlazer Image: http://cdn.styleblazer.com/wp-conten...amp=1407124368 Describe it!: After takin' yo' new wife down to the barn for yo' weddin', you gotsta pose for some pictures with yo' hunny. Y'all gotta rock that redneck style, complete with plaid shirt and ripped tuxedo jacket. To complete the look, y'all gotta have the ripped acid wash jeans and red long johns underneath. You also gotsta wear yo' mud stompers, just in case someone wants to wrassle.
I found Ugly Menswear!Username: XoGIZMOoX Link:http://offbeatbride.com/2011/06/cali...inning-wedding Image: https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4142/...f74b1bd2_b.jpg Describe it!!!: Wootwoo one don't have a shirt on *blushes* and a GURTLE ??? I don't know but what a fun theme pick your own outfit and all miss match each other ^.^ but read the story it is a pretty neato wedding they had paperdoll wedding invitations how awesome in my opinion ^.^
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Originally Posted by steelmagghia
(Post 1772843290)
Username: Izumi Link: Call me Kxin: Louis x Wei Ling's Wedding I Image: http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t...ps7e869c7a.jpg Describe it!: Apparently the wedding colors were orange and black, and the groomsmen wore jeans with these obnoxious bright orange bowling shirts that really don't match. I picked this photo though as it is priceless. They had a few games there where they had granny panties and then another where it looked like they took a bra and modified it with juiceboxes and made a game to see who could suck the juicebox dry? Yeah...weird wedding. We'll go with yes.
I found an Ugly Cake!Username: XoGIZMOoX Link:Ugly+Wedding+CakeImage:http://rucn.biz/wp-content/uploads/2...dding+Cake.jpg Describe it!!!: EARTHQUAKE HURRY GRAB THE CAKE!!! :/ well its fairly all there right mush a little bit here and that side looks straight I think :0 TIMBER IT'S GOING DOWN!!! >.<
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Originally Posted by Izumi
(Post 1772849688)
I found an Ugly Cake!
Username: Izumi Link: Pen and Paper: WHAT IS A CELEBRATION WITHOUT A CAKE? Image:http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Q-RgDHdZLR...wreck+%231.jpg Describe it!: Do you know how hard this one was? There were some FABULOUSLY ugly cakes. This one stole my heart, though, as it looked like someone took a bunch of boxed cakes and stacked them on top of one another kitty corner then tried really hard to do some lettering on the side...I feel like I could of made a better boxed birthday cake.
There were some fantastic zombie cakes, one where the bride shoves the groom off the cake, and 'the hunt is over' in a wonderful hunting motif and the bride dragging the groom with a groom with a shotgun in her arm. These were all very skillfully done, just rather tacky. This one was just...very sad.
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Originally Posted by `Kitami
(Post 1772849787)
I found one I wanted, but then I found it somewhere else and found out it was a groom cake, and I didn't know if that would count.....but then I found this one anyway.
I found an Ugly Cake!
Username: `Kitami Link: FEESH! [feesh] Image: http://i.imgur.com/KWeC0fj.jpg?1 Describe it!: Its a pile of dead, bloody sharks. I want to know the story. Are they JAWS fans? Are they avid fishermen? Do they share a fear of sharks that they are trying to conquer on their wedding day? WHY DID THEY THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA? [gonk]
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Originally Posted by shinigamikarasu
(Post 1772849964)
Describe it!: Impress your geologist friends with this one-of-a-kind geode cake! You won't have to worry about anyone stealing the rings from its creepy mouth-like surface, but you should probably pick off the rock candy before serving - maybe get some mini-pickaxes so your guests can pick their own piece! Harharhar
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Originally Posted by DariaMorgendorfer
(Post 1772851781)
Username: Seito Link:CoolPictureGallery: 14 Weirdest Wedding Cakes Image:http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJ...g_cakes_11.jpg Describe it!:At first glance it looks like poop, at second glance well... jabba the hut? Oh c'mon! Jabba the hut who kept Princess Leia as a slave in the movie? D: What does that say about your love life?! If you're going to do a star wars cake at least do it of one of the good guys!
Originally Posted by Emma Corrin
(Post 1772853096)
I found an Ugly Cake!
Username: Emma Corrin Link: wedding-cake-weird-2 : theBERRY Image: http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/...ke-weird-2.jpg Describe it!: GATHER YOUR STAKES AND PITCHFORKS!! Or your machine guns and aircraft. Either way, that bride and groom are going DOWN! Apparently their wedding party just HATED them, so they came after them on their wedding day and tried to murder them and make the whole place come crashing down. Way to say congratulations!! I think they would have preferred a blender. Lesson to all future wedding planners: DON'T MAKE YOUR WEDDING PARTY GO TO AN UGLY WEDDING AND WEAR UGLY OUTFITS. YOU'LL PAY FOR IT!!!! But seriously though, who orders this cake??! o_O;
Originally Posted by Kasumi Ocada
(Post 1772857356)
I found an Ugly Centerpiece!
Username: Kasumi Ocada Link: Wedding Balloon Centerpieces | The Wedding Specialists Image: http://tws1.ftwmedia.netdna-cdn.com/...nterpieces.jpg Describe it!: I've never been a fan of balloons at a wedding - I find it tacky and it looks like a prom out of the 1990's. Some of these are quite childish. They're colorful... but why not have real or silk flowers instead? They'll last longer, look nicer and (arguably) smell better. Be sure to click on the link to see the Eeyore (Donkey) balloon animal centerpiece! (Yup... that one's supposed to be for weddings too...)
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they're made out of completely sharpened pencils.
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i missed the wedding cake.. i'm so mad.. I couldn't even touch my computer while it was up. *sigh* i guess i miss out on that prize chance... cause at least there's cake doesn't work at my planned wedding. casue there is no cake. xD
Username: `Kitami Link: Recycled "Roses" Centerpiece Image: http://i.imgur.com/fAouu9f.jpg?1 Describe it!: The person's Tumblr says it best: Over 4 GRAND for a centerpiece made from used pie tins? [gonk] I would like to say to the artist: 1) Of course trash doesn't belong on the street or floating down a stream, but it doesn't belong at my wedding either! 2) $4,378??? What are you smoking, lady? [shock]
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Originally Posted by Roxxxy
(Post 1772858850)
I have been so busy irl, that I have missed so many rounds :/
Originally Posted by Woodlandnymph
(Post 1772860619)
I found an Ugly Centerpiece!
Username: Woodlandnypmh Link:Western Centerpiece Image:http://decoratingforevents.com/wp-co...erpiece-pt.png Describe it!: Nothing says romantic western wedding like a bale o' hay, jar of unidentifiable yellow stuff, and a cattle brand. Just hope little cousin Timmy and Billy don't get the idea of puttin' that brand in Cookie's dinner fire! Ouch!
Username: Woodlandnypmh Link:Western Centerpiece Image:http://decoratingforevents.com/wp-co...erpiece-pt.png Describe it!: Nothing says romantic western wedding like a bale o' hay, jar of unidentifiable yellow stuff, and a cattle brand. Just hope little cousin Timmy and Billy don't get the idea of puttin' that brand in Cookie's dinner fire! Ouch!
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Originally Posted by DariaMorgendorfer
(Post 1772860906)
Okay I have NO idea why anyone would make a mouse into a mermaid, and even less why one would want that for their wedding, but I googled it and found it so...Yeah.....Tacky Tacky Tacky!!!
Username: BellyButton Link: Photo Lantern Wedding Centerpiece Image: https://img1.etsystatic.com/036/1/97...10423_69ys.jpg Describe it!: You were smart to select a lit centerpiece for your subterranean wedding. Now let's just hope your guests appreciate the disfigured shadow silhouettes of you and your betrothed as they illuminate the mine walls! [insane]
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Originally Posted by GummyBearKisses
(Post 1772867490)
Image:http://www.screamingqueens.com/files...ving-Table.jpg Describe it!: We get to take home the centerpieces right , she's hot ? These centerpieces are sure to keep you entertained their soo life like REAL PEOPLE =)
Originally Posted by Kasumi Ocada
(Post 1772863830)
I found an Ugly Wedding Gown!
Username: Kasumi Ocada Link: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1718017...w_type=gallery Image: https://img1.etsystatic.com/037/1/59...50705_os7t.jpg Describe it!: I think this masterpiece of tacky color/pattern clash needs no introduction. It is made of many, many colorful Jerry Garcia silk ties, all painstakingly "color coordinated" by its creator. The only thing more shocking and headache-inducing than the chaotic color scheme is the price tag - $3,250.00
After all that and the pain of putting "121 passion filled, laborious hours" into it, no wonder she has an "all sales final. No returns, no exchanges" policy. ;)
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Originally Posted by Emma Corrin
(Post 1772863860)
I found an Ugly Wedding Gown!
Username: Emma Corrin Link: ugly wedding dresses fashion show | BlogOnSuccess.com Image: http://blogonsuccess.com/wp-content/...shion-show.jpg Describe it!: Anyone forget to take a bath? Don't worry. I've got you covered. Just take a bar of soap from my dress!! You might need it after seeing some of those gown atrocities out there! I had seen so many dresses that had tops that barely covered the nipple or hidden garden, and considered one of those because really, WHO THE HELL WEARS SOMETHING LIKE THAT?! But then I found this beauty. A gown of bars of soap. Just.. Yeah.
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Originally Posted by EirianHikari
(Post 1772863912)
Username: `Kitami Link: {beep}{boop} Image: http://i.imgur.com/OhI2qKV.jpg?1 Describe it!: Guys. Guys, its made of cream puffs. Its a dress made from cream puffs! Her fiance, a Ukrainian pastry chef, designed (and I suppose also created) it. It weighs 20 pounds and was made in 2 months from 1,500 cream puffs! Much like the white chocolate dress I saw, this seems like an absolute freaking disaster in the summer heat! And who wants to wear a dress made from food? I mean, you couldn't do anything and I think it would be sticky. [gonk] And I don't know about you, but where I come from, kids (and some adults) at the ceremony would be picking these off of her as she walked past them down the aisle, from a combination of boredom and hunger! [headdesk]
Username:shadami Link:http://blissbride.net/category/housekeeping/ Image:http://blissbride.net/wp-content/upl...V2-585x391.jpg Describe it!: I'm sure it seems like a fantastic idea to most. Trash the dress, roll in mud, or get covered in paint. But let's hope you bought the dress yourself, or the people that spent money on you so you could have your dream day could be awfully mad. Hope it doesn't break up friendships or families.
just saying.. i actually really love this one, but i wouldn't do it as a wedding dress.
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Originally Posted by GummyBearKisses
(Post 1772866932)
Describe it!: You've managed to stick with the theme thus far, but when it came to actually picking your gown, you had to go with your heart. It's not practical, and you might have to kick one of your 22 guests up to the surface to accommodate your lower half, but damn it, it's your day and you're worth it! They can call you Madonna of the Mines!
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Originally Posted by hummy
(Post 1772863205)
AND A BONUS ROUND!
Ugly Wedding Gowns! username:hummy link:uglist wedding dress of all time imagehttp://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/F3/462D1A..._crRIZMBnn.jpg description:WTH i am totally speachless. i would be ripping off the orange bottom portion of the dress. it's like 3 designers sewed this together but no one got the memo on what this dress was meant to look like! *puts black bar over brides eyes* this is a fashion wedding DON;T! and these two chicka's in the back.....look in the mirror lady's*gives black bars to them too*
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Originally Posted by steelmagghia
(Post 1772863503)
(I actually live in the area and have been there before. A few times. Probably best I make fun of it at least once in my life.)
Knerd
07-31-2014 08:24 PM
Nothing says "I love you" quite like The Shawshank Redemption. [lol]
Cardinal Biggles
07-31-2014 08:27 PM
Oh my god. That floor is beautiful.
APBCole
07-31-2014 08:30 PM
The only jail where someone is willing to crawl though pipes of poo in order to reach freedom.
Random Trivia: The poo in the film actually was chocolate products. I learned of this little tidbit recently.
Cardinal Biggles
07-31-2014 08:43 PM
I'd climb through a sewer of chocolate products, given half the chance.
evilcupcakecat
07-31-2014 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Cardinal Biggles
(Post 1772813201)
Is that something that happened to you personally, cupcake? I'm getting that vibe [lol]
Not really...but I'm scared of drowning, so that'd be bad for me. [sweat]
Cardinal Biggles
07-31-2014 08:51 PM
I have a fear of being trapped on a sinking ship. Too much Xena as a child. We should start a support group.
APBCole
07-31-2014 08:52 PM
Trapped on a sinking ship?
That's the worst of fears. Never go on a cruise then...
McNugget
07-31-2014 08:56 PM
I found an Ugly Venue!
Username: McNugget Link: Tutbury Castle Image: http://blog.chillisauce.co.uk/wp-con...ed-Tutbury.jpg Describe it!: This is the Haunted Tutbury Castle located in Staffordshire of the UK. People actually book to be wedded here, and yes, this place is known to actually be haunted. In fact - the medieval ruins of Tutbury Castle in Burton-on-Trent is thought to be one of the most haunted castles in the UK and is a regular haunt for ghost-hunters, hosting regular ghost walks and spooky events. If you’re brave enough you can get married there in the dead of night too with special midnight ceremonies in the castle grounds. As if getting hitched wasn't scary enough anyway. >_>
shinigamikarasu
07-31-2014 08:57 PM
Ahaha, this is gonna be great. I love the idea of this contest. It's going to be fun looking for each category.
evilcupcakecat
07-31-2014 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by McNugget
(Post 1772813491)
I found an Ugly Venue!
Username: McNugget Link: Tutbury Castle Image: http://blog.chillisauce.co.uk/wp-con...ed-Tutbury.jpg Describe it!: This is the Haunted Tutbury Castle located in Staffordshire of the UK. People actually book to be wedded here, and yes, this place is known to actually be haunted. In fact - the medieval ruins of Tutbury Castle in Burton-on-Trent is thought to be one of the most haunted castles in the UK and is a regular haunt for ghost-hunters, hosting regular ghost walks and spooky events. If you’re brave enough you can get married there in the dead of night too with special midnight ceremonies in the castle grounds. As if getting hitched wasn't scary enough anyway. >_>
YOUR SIGNATURE, I TO AWESOME FOR WORDS!
McNugget
07-31-2014 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by evilcupcakecat
(Post 1772813518)
YOUR SIGNATURE, I TO AWESOME FOR WORDS!
Why, thank you [XD]
evilcupcakecat
07-31-2014 09:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cardinal Biggles
(Post 1772813453)
I have a fear of being trapped on a sinking ship. Too much Xena as a child. We should start a support group.
Xena sounds familiar to me, but I can't seem to remember if I knew it or not...hmmmm, and yeah, just thinking about that gives me nightmares....
fireprincess
07-31-2014 09:10 PM
So, does it have to be somewhere we actually know of, like live around, or can we use google? [ninja]