Celebrating Singleness
 

Hi! My name is Cookie and I am single. FOREVER! And not in that "forever alone" sad face kind of way. I'm single and I love it! Let me count the ways! One less responsibility/obligation in my life. More freedom to do what I want, when I want. NO DRAMA! Ok, three's enough, I'm too lazy to list more. But the point is that I'm single and I enjoy it. I don't date to "seek out my other half" or whatever because I am a complete person and happy that way [:D]

I get pretty tired of Valentine's Day rolling around and people sobbing in their fruit loops about how single and alone they are. Being single is not the end of the world, ever, but some of us actually *gasp shock* like it this way! Some of us prefer buying all our Valentine's Day candy for ourselves, on February 15th when it's 50% off [love]

So if you're single and you like it, come chat! Even if you're not single, come chat! We can bemoan all the people on your facebook that are devastated by being single and clearly have unrealistic relationship expectations or talk about discount chocolate or whatever! [=3]

*snuggles hummy* Funny thing is, on Mene I seem to collect spouses. There's Antagonist and Wifey and salvete and now hummy, you are in my spouse collection! *pets* I will never let you go [insane]

But really, I'm perfectly content snuggling my dog and not dealing with any more human drama than I have to. :P

Yessss, dance my hummy, dance!!

She farted earlier, but she's on the floor, so it's less intense than when she's on the bed and it creeps over to my computer. Still stinks, but less bad? I mean, she's a Boston Terrier, they're known for their farts. Ohh! Video! [[Click me]] It's on Facebook only apparently, but watch it, it's hilarious. XD

Anyway, I'll take puppy farts over human farts. Dogs don't sit on you and fart on purpose. Humans do.... The trauma of growing up with brothers *she says as though she never farted on them back* [insane]

I think Niku's farts would be toxic regardless of all the scraps my grandparents give her. Boston butts are just poison gas factories. As evidenced here:

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[rofl]

OMG a Boston!!! I love Bostons... they are soo cute!!!

Living the single life! ;)

I am celebrating my ex-wifeyness from teh Cookie!

@llonka - I know! I love Bostons to bits. That's the only dog I've ever had. :D It's a family thing....except my brother just betrayed the breed and got some fluffy things. [rofl]

Here's my gassy goober:
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She wants to eat some finger puppets that I just bought. [sweat]

*Waves* hi hi guys!

Now we can celebrate the single life together salvete!

You and I, Cookie. Our theme song

It's so hard to get her to look at the damn camera! So I had to take a bunch of pictures while I had her attention. She looks so goofy. Usually, my friends tell me that my dog has resting bitch face and she always looks grumpy and angry in my pictures. [gonk] She's so cute though!!!

@salvete - Awesome :D

your doggy is so cute

Holding up treats or toys isn't always effective. It works sometimes, but she's on to that trick.

Thank you salvete *huggles*

hummy! You went to Japan without me? Tsk tsk. Next time I'm curling up in your suitcase ;)

I usually just shove the camera in my dog's face ^_^;; No wonder she hates the camera.

I don't plan on being single forever, though. If Cookie doesn't love me, I shall go find someone else to love [illgetu]

I'd love to go to Japan someday

Aww. Fine, go off and marry someone. See if I care? *sobs in a corner rocking back and forth*

Yes. Unfortunately, I didn't win that giant lottery, so I still cannot afford to go. I get my taxes back soon, but that would not cover even half of a trip. *sobs*

*waves hand in the air* I'm recently (ish) single, and this is my first valentines single in two years. Teach me your ways cookie-senpai.