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Greetings, Menewshans... I have been enlisted to provide my talents to this week's festivities. For those of you who are not already acquainted with me, I have... certain gifts when it comes to communicating with the spirits of the universe. For the duration of the event, I will use my talents to answer questions and give advice to all of you. You may rest assured knowing that unlike the fortunes you might receive at other festivals, these will not be dispensed by a robot.

This is a relatively simple process. You need not fill out any form. State the problem which you would like the spirits' guidance on, and at my earliest convenience I will ask them and relay the message to you. If you do not have a particular situation that you would like to hear from the spirits on, you may ask that I do a general consultation on your behalf and the spirits will inform me of anything they think you need to know.

You may receive your fortune as many times as you like, however, please ask for only one consultation at a time. Only once I have fulfilled your previous requests may you ask again. If you would like to change your question, you may edit your post to do so, provided I have not already answered it and am not currently online.

Be warned... the spirits speak in riddles and do loathe clarity. The answers you receive may be shrouded in mystery, however they will be accurate.

Lise, would you ask the spirits what they're opinion on global warming is? I think someone who's been here longer should be able to tell us if the earth temperature is changing.

Oooo...I always love things like this. *Sits holding a candle, waiting for a general consultation*

::Waits patiently for a general consultation:: I wonder how general a general consultation is?

... I suppose I'll begin with a general consultation.

Same here. One general consultation, please (and thank you!). :)

A general consultation would be a wonderful thing, would it not?

You can't tell my fortune.. I'm dead :talk2hand:

^ That is :rofl:.

Why yes, hello Miss Lise. I would like for the spirits to be enquired as to which House I will land on when I go to Hogwarts. It is quite the predicament and I would love a satisfying answer, in whatever form it may be.

I would enjoy hearing a general consultation for myself Lise.

Hello Lise! If it's not too much trouble I'd like a general consultation. Also, you might want to put some sort of time limit on asking for second ones since it's already quite full in here and I'd hate for you to get overworked.

Dae would like a general consultation if you don't mind please. ^_^ -hopes for good, riddle-like news-

Hello Lise, my question for the spirits is: Will the next several months go as smoothly as I am hoping?

I would love a General Consultation!

Lise! *bounces* Kinny wishes to know if the name Ashaba or the name Atana Velvet are ideal for his kitten, or if he should find a new name for her.

Hello Lise. I would like to know: ... about my career choice (artist), am I following the right path or chasing a fool's dream?

The Strange Lise, would you kindly ask the spirits for a general consultionation for me

@Flish I once had (or rather my older sister had) a cat named Velvet. He was quote "quite a little spitfire". AKA he was a mean son-of-a-b***h. Although he had his reasons having had a fairly traumatic kitten-hood.

@Butterfly: *giggles* Kinny's mom wanted a 'normal' name instead of Ashaba, which is the name of a fictional location... Velvet in that book is a spy who's pretty and smart. *nods* Atana is a title from another set of books, it means "warrior".

The spirits say "Waste not, want not."

The spirits say "Avoid the fish."

The spirits say "Put on a coat or you'll catch a cold."

The spirits say "She who waits for someone else to light her candle will sit in the darkness. She who lights her own candle can find the door."

The spirits say "Look for pennies in the parking lot, but watch for white lights."

The spirits say "The key to being understood is not to speak in the wrong language."

The spirits say "I don't know, would it?"

The spirits say "Look both ways next time."

The spirits say "Hufflepuffs make better lovers."

The spirits say "With determination and perseverance, all things are possible. Except superpowers."

The spirits say "If you feel as though you have forgotten something, remember what I have said."

The spirits say "He who feels sad has forgotten he is capable of joy."

The spirits say "Ford the river or look for a bridge?"

The spirits say "The blind cow moos the loudest."

The spirits say "Unforeseen intrusions are not always unwelcome."

The spirits say "A bad habit cannot be stopped by continuing."