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Moscow Mules! [a mule hangout thread]
https://i.ibb.co/z71VqWW/moscow-mules.png Welcome to the most festive hangout spot for mule accounts this side of the Menewsha river! This thread will feature hangouts, good times, friends to talk to, conversation between cool people, a relaxing environment to socialize in, several thesauruses, and a distinct lack of the alcoholic beverage this thread was named after. Well, what are you waiting for?? Come on in and earn them stars! [heart] |
I have never tasted a Moscow mule |
omg i just noticed you already made a mule thread!! i thought i was so clever hahaha. now i guess this is just the *second* most festive thread on mene. or maybe your thread is on the opposite side of the mene river. ;)
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great minds <3 |
Haha, Moscow mules are decent! The hype in 2013-14 is luckily gone; apparently those copper cups they’re served in basically tripled in price at the height of the craze!
I’m definitely a “rail” (aka “well,” like a wishing well) drink kind of guy though. Vodka and soda, whiskey and soda, gin and tonic, alcohol and more alcohol... etc. [;)] Moscow mules kinda fit in on that note. Anything fancier is too sickeningly sweet or just totally out of my price range. [rofl] I do love fancy cocktails though. [drool] Also, this thread reminds me that my mule’s account is inactive and IDGAF. |
get it active [illgetu] then post in mulies under mistletoe too! |
*slides into the thread* |
-throws a bottle of alcoholz at Seph- YOU FORGOT THIS! [:o]
Sorry, I was hiding the alcohol in the Easter eggs again. |
*the bottle of alcohol bonks off the back of his head* |
BECAUSE I GOT MY HOLIDAYS MIXED UP AGAIN. [gonk] Happens every time.
You missed the year I baked the turkey in a floral dress and bought it a big bouquet of roses. My mother didn’t appreciate that Mother’s Day... or the trip to the ER for all those burns... [shock] -cough- |
*blinks slowly* That...sounds like quite the eventful Mother's Day. |
COME BACK, I AM LONELY AND DESPERATE FOR FRIENDS! [gonk]
-staples Seph to the upholstery- |
use duct tape |
Staples leave a more lasting impression. [twisted]
Plus, I have infinite staples. There’s more where that came from if he tries to move an inch! [illgetu] -staples Hummy to the snow- |
ouchie, noooo! duct tape pulls hairs... |
And staples break skin. [twisted]
-staples a potato to Ghosty’s nostril- I’m running out of people to staple! |
...You've scared him away and he's back in his closet mumbling about staples and other stationary now. [gonk] |
[roll] Dramallama.
-staples Antsy to a random pedestrian- |
He's like the Drama King to end all Drama Kings. [yes] |
[:o]
THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES OF STAPLES! [illgetu] -staples you to the ceiling- |
Then stop stapling me to things! [illgetu] |
honestly i love moscow mules!! mostly for the copper cup tho, i'm really into copper. i'd suck on a penny if it got me drunk before i'd drink cheap whiskey. i'm fine with cheap clear liquor but cheap dark liquor is barf and shouldn't be allowed. i'm not surprised those cups got so expensive!! i bet people are still sellin em for an arm and a leg and makin em like.... extra classy or somethin idk "locally sourced grass fed copper cup"
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I've never had one Happy New Year, mules |
I have no idea what those are. [lol] |
-poops in a cup and hands it to Antsy-
There you go. [:B] |
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