Buy It On the Boardwalk! [CANCELLED]
 

Greetings, Menewshans!

Step right in folks and gather round. Examine the wares I have up for auction as close as you like. However, I must ask you to please refrain from drooling on them before the auctions are finalized. These items were researched and collected with great care.

• Every item starts at the same amount: 1000g
  
• To bid on any of our items, use this form. Bids with out the formal paper work will be disregarded.
  
  This form:
  
  [SIZE="6"][B][COLOR="DarkOrange"]Enthusiastically raises arm! [/COLOR][/B][/SIZE]
  [B]Lot number:[/B] (Lot numbers will be listed under each item)
  [B]My Bid:[/B] (What you're currently willing to part with)
  [B]Maximum Amount:[/B] (This is not a necessary field, in fact it would amuse me greatly if you were to put something silly and intangible here. However if you wish to forgo the fun part of any auction and are willing to part with a bajillionty gold for it. This will give others an idea of where you stand. )
  [B]Send it to: [/B](Your main, An off shore mule account or perhaps a gift for a close friend?) *valuable info for the final bids
  
  
  Should look like:
  
  Quote:

  Enthusiastically raises arm! Lot number: 10055 My Bid: 2 halfpennies Maximum Amount: 4 halfpennies Send it to: A sketchy basement apartment in New York City.

• To place a higher bid: Simply refile another form in a greater amount than the last highest bidder. Or if you're looking to cut to the chase for a much desired item. . .
  
• I encourage you to fill in the optional part of the form that states the highest you're willing to go on a certain item. I do respect the bargain hunter, but charity auctions are nary the place for penny pinching. As the final gold amount will later be distributed towards charities, please be generous in your acquiring.
  
• I favor attentive bidders. However, I do no hold myself to the same standards, especially if any attractive young ladies catch my eye on the beach and want to chat. [cool] When you're the only Auctioneer in town, you can do these things. [rofl] I jest. Mostly.
  
• Minimum Bid increase amount: 250 g
  
• I will not tolerate "snipers". Although the auctions will go until the very end of the event, MAKE SURE you have Bid at least once on any items you're interested in. All last day bidding will be between those that have bid in the first six days. If, for some reason you waited until the last day to fill out the forms, you'll be sadly out of luck my friend.

How's that for a segue? Keep up I don't want to lose you now. We haven't even begun the auctions yet! [XD]

Speaking of losing: Defeat may be on the horizon, for some of you. Whether you're rich or poor, final bidder or first to bow out we are all Menewshans first and foremost. When an auction becomes to rich for your blood I encourage you to keep up conversations. Be a good neighbor and friend. Send wishes of congratulations or good luck to your fellow Menewshan still in the race.

Remember, even if you aren't the Final High Bidder there will always be next time. :)

OMG!
Enthusiastically raises arm!
Lot number: 17607
My Bid: 1000g
Maximum Amount: My whole manga collection? ;; A;;
Send it to: this account

I probably shouldn't have spent all my gold on raffle tickets. [lol]

Hey Hey Auctioneer! Thanks for joining us!! :) [hug]

Is anyone else singing out on the boardwalk in their heads? XD

Yep that one! XD I always forget the words [rofl]

man now star wishes she had a lot more goldies.

Enthusiastically raises arm!
Lot number: 10735
My Bid: 1000 g
Maximum Amount: My herd of well tamed clouds
Send it to: Main

I wish I didn't just spend all my gold xD
D:
But this is awesome

I'm gonna try xD

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Lot number: 10480
My Bid: 1000
Maximum Amount: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Send it to: Dystopia

Enthusiastically raises arm!
Lot number: 10481
My Bid: 1000
Maximum Amount: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Send it to: Dystopia

Enthusiastically raises arm!
Lot number: 10736
My Bid: 1000
Maximum Amount: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Send it to: Dystopia

Enthusiastically raises arm!
Lot number: 10735
My Bid: 1250
Maximum Amount: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Send it to: Dystopia

Enthusiastically raises arm!
Lot number: 17607
My Bid: 1250
Maximum Amount: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Send it to: Dystopia

---------- Post added 07-14-2017 at 10:05 AM ----------

._ . OOPS I FUCKED ONE UP. I'm posting again because I don't want to edit a post with bids in it.

Fixed:

Enthusiastically raises arm!
Lot number: 10480
My Bid: 1000
Maximum Amount: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Send it to: Dystopia

ayy ty.

Enthusiastically raises arm!
Lot number: 17607
My Bid: 1500g
Maximum Amount: My pokemon card and manga collection? ;;; A;;;
Send it to: this account