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If you have At the Bottom of the Garden and How Now?, I welcome and encourage you to sell these items to me.

Bartles, Jaymes, and I thank you for your support.

Thank you Roachi, for selling me the Gold Commander's Pendant.

Thank you Dillo, for selling me the Big Yellow Grin. I've been wanting that item for nearly two years.

Bio(hazard): Male. 45 years old.

Net worth: $1500 in cubic zirconian diamonds

Marital status: Never taken the plunger

Skills: Eating, driving, relaxing, cleaning, making messes, annoying friends and foes alike.

Likes: Sugar and sweet waitresses.

Dislikes: All things contrary to logic, common sense, truth, justice, and apple pie. Bad drivers.

Achievements: Got a haircut and got a real job.

Failures: Hair receding worse than California.

Original quotes: "If you have the money, but don't have the time, then you don't have the money."

Hobbies:
Calvin
Secrets

Thank you, hummy. I know you'll never let me down.

You offered Foamy Delight. You can still bring me those fancy pastries, though.

Thanks to xuvrette, I finally found my beloved Tipple. Now all we need are some war kittens. meow.

Hi there Mr Wrong :)

Hello Roachi. Welcome to my shop then. No rush. Safe in here most of the time.

New CI's are in. My CI's are certified to never have been owned by Mr. Mayor.

Most of the time? =/
Heeey magic man! :P

Hello again. I sense you are here to offer me large discounts on your remaining wares. *big yellow grin*

---------- Post added 10-09-2015 at 09:59 PM ----------

I think some enterprising entrepreneur bought one of my CI's from the marketplace I had priced at 3495 and is now selling it for 3500. I'm thinking Harvard MBA. Definitely Ivy League.

I bought from you in the mp....thank you :) I am not the one reselling though lol

I usually sell under what others are priced at. Not out for screwing people out of their gold. Now just screwing... That's always fun

Nope, just making idle gossip. Guess I suck at it. Sorry about that Mr. Wrong.

That's ok. I'm going to start selling fake phone company bundles for fun and profit.

I watched two episodes of River Monsters and Archer...Nocturnal Missions. That's some well-rounded tv. Nothing like outsourcing jobs to private firms...like ISIS.

I'm sure your new job will go smoothly.

I adore archer! That show makes me laugh like no other. Danger zone!

Only American Dad makes me laugh more than Archer. And both shows are very well and cleverly written unlike my posts.

That was me who bought your CIs because my usual supplier hasn't been online in months xD
And NO I didn't buy it and re sell it. They're still sitting in my inventory lol. I've bought loads from you recently though.

Roachi, I'm selling again. Got a job that actually pays and doesn't fuck me over.

American dad kills me. Especially the episodes where Steve sings with Roger. Holy crap I die and then proceed to sing the songs for a few days.

@Queenie - Ohh cool!! Over in your thread??

American dad is so weird lol.

Please accept my fondest thanks for you patronage. I have no idea who buys my stuff. And it is your right to do with those CI's as you please. I prefer to sell on the marketplace since it's so quick and easy. And if an item isn't selling, I can always take it off the marketplace and readjust the price.

---------- Post added 10-15-2015 at 11:28 PM ----------

I love the episodes with Patrick Stewart as the deputy director. The episode where he claims responsibility for introducing crack and malt liquor into the inner city I found to be insanely hilarious.