"Hey, what are you doing there!? D; OFF!"
 

First off, I apologize if this is considered a repeat thread. I know there's a pet thread floating around here...but I'm hoping that a more specific discussion won't get me slapped with the warning fish? :sweat:

Anyway...hi there! This is my first attempt at...a pet discussion. How original. But see, it as inspired by something that happened to me a moment ago as I was posting my last thread. And at that - look out, it is storytime!

See, as I was working on that post, I was also making myself a cup of coffee. I have a very basic type of coffee maker - it's basically a plastic cone with a hole in the bottom; you put a filter and coffee grounds in, pour boiling water over it, and you have coffee. I went in the kitchen when the tea kettle boiled...and as soon as I got into the kitchen, I started hearing this loud beeping coming from the computer. I turned around...and my cat was curling up to sleep on the keyboard! :illgetu:

I shooed him off, but he'd already posted my thread for me...when it was half finished. XD

Well, when I calmed down from that annoyance, I realized...a lot of us have pets, right? So a lot of us probably have stories about them sleeping/climbing/walking/whatever on things they shouldn't be messing with, right? Especially with computers - many ways for an animal to mess something up there. XD

Well, I do love a good mischievous pet story. So go right ahead and share yours. I'd like to hear it. ;p

Once my (fearful) cat got freaked and we made fun of her...so she like attacked. And stayed pissed all day. I find it hilarious.

My cat sleeps in the sink. And this morning he pooped on the pants I was going to wear to school. That little jerk.

My dog is a pansy. He was barking, so my brother stomped his foot at him and he peed on the floor.

Well today, when I had apple crisp on my plate on the computer desk.
I push in the computer chair, so my dog wouldn't be able to go and get it, while I brought my other dog outside.
And then when all of a sudden I hear a beeping noise and sadly my apple crisp was almost finished for me D;
It was good apple crisp too.
This dog is always the one who likes to eat my food D;
One time I left it on this green stool and I guess it was too close to the couch, so he jumped up on the couch and leaned over and ate my spaghetti.
And then one time, I was on my bed and I was eating that cheese whiz cracker stuff xD
And I had a bed sheet package and stuff, and it was big rite? cuz of the blanket.
And I go up and go get something and then when I come back, my last bit of cheese is gone, and I noticed that the red stick is gone too, so I don't worry about it until he comes by my bed and takes it, so I run after him and he goes into the bathroom, so do I, and then he just letted go of it and then went onto my bed and took off half of my cheese on the cracker D;
Such a naughty Pomerainian, while my Malti- Poo is a good girl, that gets hurt easily. xD

@ iCandee. I dont have a dog that steals my food, well actually he'd steal it if I let him, but I was eating a piece of candy in science when I licked it and held it out of my mouth so I could talk when this jerk came by, stole it and ate it.

@Lt. Summers- Oh my, are you serious?!
The kid took it off your mouth and ate it?!
That's gross! xDD
My dogs are spoiled and they pretty much jump up anywhere they can.
They can be very sneaky, I mean one time when my mom and my brother and I went to the mall, I guess we forgot to push in the kitchen table chair and my malti-poo was able to jump still because it was before her surgery and we had like a piece of salmon left in the bowl and she jumped up I guess and onto the table and ate it, because after when we came home we found the piece gone and I smelled her mouth and it smelled like salmon, i'm pretty sure my pomerainian had some too, even though he couldn't jump up yet, and it smelled a bit fishy too, so i'm guessing she shared with him. xDD

Haha, my cat constantly types kittie code. Sometimes, he'll even crawl in my lap and just.. flop onto the keyboard and I'm all "get off kitteh!". >.>
And my other cat likes pawing at the screen when I'm talking to certain people. -.- it's madness I tell you!

I have two cats... one of them likes to lay on the monitor and drape his tail across the screen, and when he thinks he isn't being enough of an interference, he gets down and lays across my hands as I type. The other cat walks across my hands and the keyboard, just pacing, her tail in my face. e_e

So I scoop them up and cuddle them before shoeing them down the hall.

Haha i have a Kitten name Ryu,... forgot whether it means tiger or dragon :)

So basically as I'm sat at the computer hell come and jump up and pur so loud its deafening,... Hell either come and plant his butt right on the mouse which happens to be where my hand is,... or hell sit and stare at the screen and chase the mouse across the screen with his paws o.o

Another thing when he gets hyper,... he sort of bounces off the walls? He runs around like hes got a rocket up his butt,.. and when he sees meat or food of any kind its another deafening MEOOOOOW and he practically chaces you around the house till he gets some,...

Cute little kitty but he does get on my nerves when he begs for food x3

Lol it's like these really funny things on youtube - simon's cat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rb8aOzy9t4

One of my families cats, Grace, loves to be all ninja "I am the neeja you don't see me" cat on my dad... especially during guild raids in World of Warcraft. XD Her favorite approach is to jump up onto his desk, then slink around his monitor and across his keyboard, all the while with the "I think I'll just take a nice stroll here- Oh! When did you get there? Why, yes! I would love to be pet~! *stands between him and the computer screen*" attitude.

One of Grace's more... erm, memorable computer screw ups was when she walked across the "OFF" switch on the power brick for my dad's computer. Yeah. Dad wasn't too thrilled. XD She also managed to knock our back up server off it's precarious stand on one occasion (*COUGHontopofanothercomputerCOUGH*), frying the whole thing. XD

Grace will also sit right at the back of my chair, taking up a good half of it so I have to sit on the veeeery front edge of the chair. D;

My uncle used to have a pet goose who used to round up sheep, well, try to round up sheep on his farm. until the poor thing got knocked out by a rebel sheep and got pooped on by a cow who was grazing in the paddock. after that it lived out its life as a spectator by the fence as it watched I cattle dog show it how it was done.

The dog likes sitting on the top part of the desk, above my head.
And then realizing he's scared of heights and then does nothing but sit there and cry until I lift him down.
And he still goes back for more.