Waffles! It's more fun to say.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDU0CTDMk2g

too dark or too bright?

Too dark.

Monkeys or apes?

Monkeys! (fernando would be very displeased if I said apes)

red or black?

black - it matches more :'DDD

rainbow or technicolor

technicolor

def or blind?

blind

chocolate or caramel

Chocolate. Caramel is too sweet for me.

Dark or white chocolate?

Dark. White is too sweet for me!

Dr. Pepper or Sprite

Sprite.

Cereal or oatmeal?

Oatmeal.

Cat or Ferret

Cat.

Whiskers or tail?

tail

rolly mouse or laser mouse?

Laser mouse (it doesn't stick)

books or e-books?

Er... books? *doesn't know what e-books are* o.o

Laptop or computer?

laptop

*e-books are books you buy off internet and get on cpu so you read them on the cpu but not on... paper?*

boxers or briefs!

Boxers. O_o

Puppies or kittens?

Hum...tough one. Err...puppies...I guess......

Wing on the left side or wing on the right side?

Right?

vampires or werewolves?

werewolves!

star trek or star wars?

Star trek

By land or by sea?

Land.

Butterflies or dragonflies?

Butterflies

Romance or Horror.

Horror.

Jason or Freddy?

Jasen

snake bite piercings or tongue peircing?

Snake bite piercings I guess, though I'd rather not have holes puncturing anywhere near my mouth.

Dragon tattoo or phoenix tattoo?