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ohhey, do I know you from somewhere? ;D jkjk.
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oo2. If I happened to magically grow an extra appendage down there then... I'd probably be like... "THE FUX!! :illgetu:" Then I'd be like... "Wait a minute... NO MORE PERIODS. 8D!! But wait... I have a boyfriend. Ohsnap... :gonk:" Then I'd have to explain to him that I no longer had a hotdog bun and now I had a hotdog. Then there'd be a very awkward silence and then we'd be like... "Let's just be friends..?" Simply because my boyfriend seems straight... Oh... then breaking it to my parents. I'd probably be like... "Mom, Dad... I have a d**k... Can I have cookies now?" oo3. If my boyfriend magically changed genders I honestly wouldn't care... I'd be alright with it and probably stay with him as a couple. I don't really like girls that way, but I love my boyfriend nonetheless. oo4. If Zac Efron turned femme I'd first, laugh so hard I'd cry, second, tell him he had it coming to him, and third off, ask him how his first period went. C: Only because I just LOVE Zac Efron... :sarcasm: |
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Hotdayum, deja vu much? I'm going to blame you for this terrible hot dog craving I just got, 'cause I'm seriously wanting a hot dog smothered in some heart-attack worthy stuff. Damnity-damn-damn-frog-in-a-can... Zac Efron would make one tasty slab of chick, though... I'd smack that in a hotdog bun and take my happy ass to town. Mm-mm, good~ "Mom, Dad... I have a d**k... Can I have cookies now?" I'll be sending the marriage papers right now, 'kay? 'Kay. 8D |
I'd like to put the deja in YOUR vu. ;D
AHEM. Seriously? I want some too... Mmm Cheddar Wurst. o wo;; With ketchup and horse radish with... ICE CREAM. I went thur. Yes I did. True... Then again, turning Zac into a female is like turning Light from Death Note into a girl. You'd KNOW L would smack that. >w>;; But yeah, I'd probably put my lime in that coconut and shake it all up alll night lonnnng. ohsnap. I like where this is going. ;D xDDD |
Haha oh my this thread just got interesting! I have no girlfriend so i can't compare :(
Hmm, maybe ill just stick to being a guy XD |
If i woke up morning and was a boy i would want to:
1. see what love felt like from a guys perspective. 2. I'd pee standing up, and be jealous of myself . . . : / 3. I'd like to see hwat being intimate was like (randomly) 4. I'd like to see if the world saw me differently as a guy, whether different avenues opened to me. 5. I'd like to see if a guy can go a day without scratching XD |
» I would probably be just like every other boy :P It is just how things work...
It has something to do with hormones and brains... I did a test once to see if you have more male or female brains.. It includes questions like pointing directions Male: uses street names, and explains in km or m Female: use shops or restaurants tot tell you were to go left or right And that Female can do more things at the same time while man have trouble doing that. » I would be very interested in how it feels to have sex of to go pee =3 And when you run or get hit down there... And I would try to see how hard it would be to get girls ;) » Haha if my sis would be a boy he would be a nerd =3 » It depens, some people should change because the are acting way to wierd but some would be a shame like Angelina. We need women like her :cool: |
There is actually a topic about this already, so please be sure to look back a few pages to ensure that what you want to talk about doesn't have a thread already.
http://www.menewsha.com/forum/commun...ld-you-do.html I'm going to merge these two together. :D |
Id take dirty pictures of my self to black mail my dad.
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Honestly, I probably would spend half the day masturbating to porn, just to see how stimulated guys get from it.
As a female, I will admit, some porn turns me on. ._. But none of that fake crap. I want to see what's so amazing about the photoshopped Latina screaming her head off. I don't find it too attractive. D; Then I would probably experiment with strength and what not. Mostly because I'm a sick pervert. <3 |
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If i was the opposite sex for a day I would be a Male. And a Sexual male i would be. I would try to Pimp it up with as many chicks as i could. >;D call me a whore, I don't care it's what i would do. No one night stands more like 10 min stands then your out the door and off to the next chick. I know i wouldn't want a guy doing that to me! But if i was a male for just i day I'd want to get my rocks off not fall in love, what's the sense of falling in love if you can't continue your relationship? No disrespect, just pure Lust. I see why it's such a deadly sin!
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First things first, I'd masturbate, then go to gay bar and find myself a guy I can do the nasty in the pasty with for about... an hour I'd say. Then I'd go out with only camo shorts on and flip flops and be all jock-like because I'd want to see peoples' reactions. Then I'd hit on tons of girls and come home to my mother and father and say," Mommy, Daddy... I got a d**k now. Can I have some cake now?" THEN, I'd mess around with my boyfriend to see how he reacted... Oh and use my new found skills as a male gamer to PWN ass on xbox live.
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oh i would also pee on everything xD (outside that is) i hate how guys just whip it out when they have to pee and go. no fair so to get back at them its my turn >;D
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Have a lot of sex.
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xD I'm in total agreement right there. Except, I wouldn't want to pretend I'm my brother. |
I probably wouldn't do much of anything except hide in my room all day... I wouldn't be able to talk to my boyfriend for that day (maybe if I answered the phone he would think I'm cheating O_O)... or my friends... I guess it would be kind of like that movie "The Hot Chick." except nobody would believe that I was who I really was. I would have to be really discreet about everything! Maybe I would take a picture so I could remember what I looked like and see what it feels like to pee with a penis...
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I'd freak out for a while and then I will try to get into a restaurant with no shirt or shoes on.
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LOL. All the previous posts are funny hahah..
Well, if I was a boy, I wouldn't shave, I'd get a really cool mohawk, and I'd paint graffiti on houses. |
I would do everything. live a day of lust and murder. under allias kill a lover. do this sin a love everyone till all things wither. experiment and perfect myself(if there is a way to be better than i already am), Ladies ;] . My vanity and lustful charm use it all as a cheap girl a harlot. Such a tease that i make every guy pant buttons pop. try my hand at the lady stripper pole(stripping and dancing as a girl can't be too different than as a guy) take so many picture and make so many videos. be a succubus and steel everything. commit so many crimes and create total chaos with my friends and then get a job a hooters and then come in the next day as a guy and walk ariound in a tiny shirt and junk....
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Kinda suprised to see everything here so far is of sexual nature >_>. Their is more to us men than sex you know!
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Touch my boobies all over!.... :drool::sweat::love:
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umm masterbate I really want to know what its like for a guy since they are always so horny and how they get turned on so easly. Then I'd probably go around being a jerk I hate jerks but it does look like fun.
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Whatever I'd do, I'm hoping that I would remember none of it the next day.
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I wouldn't do much but try to get some girls and see how they do it. I mean don't you ever wonder how they get a girl and magically s--t happens? Haha, I just think that would be very funny though. I also would tell my friend and be like "Hey! Let's go and F---k s--t up!" Then if the cops come by I would scream for emergency and tell them my gender has changed magically since last night. Now they would think I am crazy then, but who cares!
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