hmmm...
maybe the arctic one, yeah the arctic.
i don't like being sweaty and having sand in my shoes.

would you rather be really good at work and your career (getting paid very well for it) and not have much of a social life, or be very popular and have lots of relationships and not have a good job (not having much money).

A nudist resort. I don't mind bugs, but I wouldn't want to kill them.

Would you rather never be able to eat your favorite food ever again
or
Be handcuffed to the most annoying person ever for a week?

Handcuffed. I can bludgeon the person senseless and keep my ears safe during the week, so no harm done. :)

Would you rather write in cursive or manuscript?

Cursive.

Would you rather have to watch twilight over and over again for a week

or

get a root canal?

Watch Twilight...just went to the dentist's today and I do not want to have to go through that again.

Would you rather own a black- or white-furred pet?

Black...wait I have a black and white cat, so I have it all, baby!

Would you rather wrestle an alligator

or

swim with sharks?

wrestle an alligator.
I can run from them.
Sharks are faster swimmers than I am.
I have a chance with the aligator.

Would you rather change a dirty diaper or be forced to watch a kid pick his nose and eat it?

(ew)

Watch. At least I don't have to get my hands dirty...I could always do with a very, very long blink as well.

Would you rather dye your hair purple or green?

Tough one. Done both.
I guess purple.

Would you rather play....
Kingdom Hearts or The Sims 3

The Sims3. At least I have a PC that I can play it with, I don't have a Play Station for Kingdom Hearts despite my want to battle Sephiroth and get my ass pwned.

Would you rather have lunch or dinner?

lunch. Dinner is too filling and there is no degree for 'lunch' food. They don't have a special menu for that so you can basically eat whatever


Would you rather run down your street naked or see your freshman language teacher run down the street naked?

See my teacher run down the street naked. Never liked her anyway.

Would you rather step on a nail or hit your hand with a (sledge)hammer?

Hit my hand. I hate sharp things.
And my own blood.

Ick.

Would you rather win a hundred dollars.
Or one hundred one dollar bills?

One hundred one dollar bills.

Would you rather die from blood loss or strangulation?

Blood loss. You'll pass out before you die.
You can come back after strangling and it hurts like hell.

Would you rather...
pick a wedgie in public...
or scratch your butt.

(I've officially decided I'm too tired for sane questions!)

I have no idea o.O Wedgie I suppose...?

Would you rather drink black or green tea?

Oh, I like both, but today green iced tea

would you rather wake up and find yourself naked in public

or

wake up and find that you spent the night with someone you loath?

I'll take the waked up naked in public...

Would you rather own a laughing monkey or a tooth-brushing monkey?

Definitely a tooth-brushing monkey. It will have a purpose~ :D

Would you rather not get accepted to college or fired from your job?

Not get accepted to college. I never liked my college anyway. At least I'll get money from my job...

Would you rather be a play character in the Phantom of the Opera or Sweeney Todd?

Sweeney Todd. I either die. Sing. Or kill. Fair trade with being bored!

Would you rather dance in your underwear outside or sing to your parents?

Sing to my parents...

Would you rather wear your underwear outside your pants or on top of your head?

Outside my pants

Would you rather read yaoi or yuri

Yaoi...

Would you rather read a fic featuring two characters you have no interest in or a fic with someone you like but paired with someone you loathe?