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Biggles, I'll trade you my bag for yours. :cry:
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No, I WANT BIGGLES' BAG! :gonk:
I'll give you a baby for your bag. :insane: |
*throws Facade's baby out the window* NOW WHATCHA GOT TO TRADE WITH, HUH? HUH? YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. I'LL BE GETTING BIGGLES' BAG, THANK YOU.
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But I need it... for my shady doings. :cry:
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But you'll get this lovely
I also have an old zebra print one with a clamshell opening and metal chain, if that interests you more. |
...:gonk:
WHY AREN'T YOU GUYS WORRIED ABOUT MY POOR BABY!? :cry: This is the last time I sneak into Howdy's room late at night to collect, um... genetic... material... :ninja: -scurries off to throw a phoenix down at the baby- |
Hey! I thought that was a Grey!
So what the hell was that space ship? |
That's his pimped out ride courtesy of Xzibit.
Dude, have you seen the inside of it? There's a spaceship inside the spaceship. |
See, I knew the whole thing was off!
I've never heard reports of aliens humming Somewhere Over the Rainbow while they probed you. |
That's because most of my probees aren't living to tell the tale, Cap'n. :pirate:
Feel grateful that I let you die another day! -cues crappy James Bond theme- |
Thank you, Octopussy. ;~;
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LOL!
...I think I'm dying now. :oops: -dies- |
*dresses Facade up as Rose Nylund and gives him a viking funeral*
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...Oh damn, this can't bode well. :oops:
Why can't I be Blanche!? :gonk: Am I not whorish enough? IS THAT IT!?! Ah well, as they say in St. Olaf, "Ta det de gir deg ... Enten i din bak, eller i den tradisjonelle norske Yule Log kake." SPOILER |
Hey, you're not dead!
:gonk: Now what am I gonna do with all these 'I gave Facade a traditional viking funeral and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!' shirts?! *grabs an oar* |
That oar isn't meant for your hands. :roll:
-confiscates it and throws it into the piranha-infested waters- |
What the hell, my boyfriend was just talking about piranhas...
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What the hell, I'm your boyfriend. :roll:
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Hey Cherry, your boyfriend's got a rather large poop deck.
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You'd have to prove that in the court of law, Howdy. :roll:
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I'll see you there!
*digs up Johnny Cochran* |
Facade - YOU'RE NOT? WHAT- WH-- YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH ME ON MENEWSHA? OHGOD. *runs off sobbing*
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Sorry, darling, I didn't want to keep leading you on like this! :(
...You mentioned wearing a promise ring, and I just KNEW I couldn't devote myself to you... :ninja: You're willing to go to court for my poop deck, Howdy? :o Really? You would do that for me? |
It's the only sure fire way to see that it's prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
I just hope when they put me on |
Well, I want my poop deck blurred, in that case! :talk2hand:
And what crime has my poop deck committed? :oops: |
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