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Shiny Vampire Cougars? Do they have to be Vampires or can they be just Shiny Cougars? >,>;
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LOL, she's closer to 40 than 30!
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*giggles* I think cougars are pretty much automatically shiny, all that gold jewelry and frosted eyeshadow ;P
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Ick.
Sounds like a big Gross Convention of Wrongness. |
Hee hee, I must agree with you .jazzed. I like my vampires to be brutal, not brutally gay...
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:lol:, I'm not sure gay is the proper term.
Dilapidated Old-Timer In Extended Mid-Life Crisis? >.> Maybe that's too harsh. I mean, I'm not even sure who we're talking about here. :sweat: |
Ewww sounds like you are describing Joan Rivers. *looks for vomiting emoticon*
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XD Jinkies, Joan rivers hitting on sparkly teenage vampires is a frightful thought....
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Technically the vampire is not that much older than Joan...
So who is the cougar in that situation...The 150 year old man stuck in the 17 year old's body...Or the 90 year old woman with enough plastic surgery to make her look...75? |
Well, parts of her are relatively new......*shudders*
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I'd imagine 150 years of blood lust would impact upon your likes and dislikes a great deal... especially in... the bedroom... >.>...
"Hey babe, this was fun. Same time next month?" -ew- |
Good luck on your quest
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Why thank you! Congrats on getting an event EI!
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Totally heard that line in Joan River's voice....yucky tu! |
xD I was hoping that joke wouldn't fall on... er... blind eyes (as oppose to deaf ears?)
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*invades daria's thread* >3
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I think rivers is going to live forever, she sleeps in a giant pickle jar filled with formaldehyde every night.
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A pickle Jar, eh?
>.> Did you ever stick bugs in those jars as a kid? Somehow I don't believe Joan to be more cunning that those bugs... How would she unscrew the top from the inside? <.< Maybe we can use this to our advantage... |
She'd just pay someone to unscrew it for her....She can't be bothered with trivial stuff like that! She's Joan....Funny that Michael J passed before her....Who woulda thunk that ya know!
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She gets her daughter melissa to do it for her...though I'm sure there have been many a time when she has thought of sealing the lid shut!
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Guess this is my first time visiting around here. :D
I need to post often. D; |
Yeah, but imagine the headlines if "somehow" nobody remembered to let her out of it, and she died!
"Police found what seems to be a life size doll floating in a vat of fermaldahyde today in Miss Joan Rivers' house. It is speculated that the doll was used for more that just "decore". A full investigation is still underway, and doctors say they won't know till they do a full rape kit analysis on the doll. Joan rivers herself is still missing, and it is assumed at this point she probably died a long time ago with Elvis, just nobody bothered to report it." |
Mwhahaha...that's just soo disturbing XD
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:lol:
Way too weird to imagine. But I'm sure all those chemicals have to have some affect on her chemical makeup >.> |
I thought the effect was quite clear XD Her make up looks like it's wearing her....
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