STOP OVERRIDING MY AUTHORITY IN THIS COURTROOM, ANNA! :illgetu:

Jeez, some people have no respect. :roll:

LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!
Now the lobsters are having an orgy with Penelope! :gonk:

Should I feel bad for the lobsters or Penelope?

Maybe you should meet Penelope... :ninja:

Hmm, she reminds me a little of the old SNL "PAT"

Only more obviously a girl...

Hey, you're standing on my neck! :gonk:

I'm testing out my "back and neck walking" skills, hang on..I'll crack that sore spot for ya;)

HEY! YOU'RE STANDING ON MY FIBULA! :gonk:

-rolls into thread- 'Ello Daria! -fails to contribute to current conversation- :gonk:

You fail at that a lot, Snow. :no:
What shall we talk about, in this case?

DO YOU REALLY LOVE THAT FUCKING STICK!? :O

That's not me on the stick! )< I am not an exhibitionist, thank you very much! :talk2hand: That's a furry critter having a good time. :lol:

And I can't help failing...a lot...it all started when I was 4 and dropped my beloved grover in a cesspool. ):

The poor cesspool!
Would you like to talk about this further?
How did the whole experience make you feel? :insane:

And you're not an exhibitionist!? Since WHEN? :O
I guess I'll have to take that off of your E-Harmony profile... :ninja:

I felt like the world was ending. He was my constant companion.. -blubbers into a hankie- We did everything together and suddenly he was gone! My Flintstones vitamins weren't fruity anymore, the birds were rotting and falling from the sky, my heart bled Crayola's Atomic Tangerine color, the unicorns were no longer in the toilet... -pauses to wipes nose again- It was so...so....awful!

Hey! I didn't authorize a profile on a dating site. D'8<

Uh uh, uh huh... But how the HELL does that make you feel, you bumbling buffoon!? :illgetu:

And that's what your publicist is for. I don't have the time to run every publicity stunt by your flighty little mind. :talk2hand:

-sniffs- I felt very sad and angry.

Publicity stunts?! :gonk: What else am I signed up for?

Um, well, Facade used your email addy when he signed up for his newest porn site and male enhancement drugs...So be prepared for some shiny new spam...

*pops into Daria thread* :ninja:

Eww... spam! I'll deflect it with my spatula. D8<

Spam, what? D:

FACADE! Are you the one who has me receiving free samples of Blueberry Prostate Health tea in the mail??

It's troubling me because it smells good, but I'm afraid if I drink it I might grow a prostate. :gonk:

It's quite possible. :yes:

So that's where the half melted vhs copy of The Wizard of Oz came from.....oh god! :shock: He knows where I live! :gonk: