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@Howdy- I just... what is the point of a chastity belt, even?! You have to take it off to pee, you'd just end up having sex on a "bathroom break." :cry:
@Scooter- Just put a sign on your door that says "No Mormons Allowed!" 8D |
We have a "no soliciting" sign on our door but they all pretend its not there
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@Anna: But we're all out of tape!! D:
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You could just write it straight on your door in Sharpie! 8D
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My mom would not like that. *cough* >__>;
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I wasn't aware that Mormon special underwear doubled as chastity belts. ... Religions are too interested in people doin' it. Or not doin' it, I should say. Jebus should mind his own business. |
My Jesus doesn't care when we have sex. B)
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I have no jesus. lol
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It's mostly how people interpret things today. I could go off on a nice long rant. But, I won't. >,> It's the main reason why I am not affiliated with any religion. I'm not stamping an affiliation on my kids, either. They can decide for themselves. I'm glad I was given the right to choose. Instead of being born into something. >.o
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My Jesus is made of oyster crackers and grape juice! 8D
@Howdy- I'm not sure of what special mormon underwear are, even, so I just assumed they were like chastity belts. xD; Haa, I just got a mental image of Jesus with his face pressed up against the window watchin' some people doin' it. >_> @Moon- I totally agree with that. My parents brought me up as a Christian and took me to church as a small kid, but my mom was irresponsible, so after the divorce when I lived with her, she never took me to church, and my dad is openminded, so he never forced anything on me. :> |
Hahaha oh Anna... :roll:
Anyways, I was, technically, brought up Christian. I still consider myself Christian, but with different ideals of how things work aka Not taking the bible literally et.cetc. |
I worship Firflogo, God of Awkward Elevator Conversations.
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I did not know there was such a god! :O
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There sure is. ;D
As you can imagine, our church is very small and cramped. Our service usually consists of talking a bit about the weather and maybe what was on TV the previous night. Then we look away, stare at a corner and try not to make eye contact. |
I rarely go to church. I know...I'm bad. u_u
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In Firflogoism, we call not going to church, 'taking the stairs'.
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I would be a good churchgoer in your religion. |
-bounces on a trampoline-
I wonder where Daria hides the pogo sticks... |
*Takes pogo sticks out from hiding spot behind the couch*
Who wants one? |
I do i do!!! :O
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Not going to church doesn't judge you as a person, and no one should think otherwise. Its rediculous. |
I...I don't really think that either. D: It's just my horrible sense of humor. ;-;
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Okay, good. :]
Well, I know people that honestly think that, and it peeves me like no other. I know some majorly religious people that take it too far. A friend is so anal about stuff that he thinks that monkeys and rats are disgusting because they have thumbs and only humans should be allowed to have thumbs. :roll: |
Heh, you're right...that's pretty crazy. xD
I know that there are people out there with religious beliefs similar to that, but I just TRY to shrug it off no matter how much it wants to tear my hair out. :lol: |
In the Firflogoic church they teach us that if for some reason you cannot attend you can make up for it by standing in a closet for five minutes with a friend or relative while trying to ignore them.
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