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VIP pass only, Facade. :talk2hand:
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WHAAAT. :gonk:
Well, what about this $5 off coupon from Condom Kingdom? :roll: |
That only gets you $5 off of condoms my poor lad. :roll:
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Hm... What about this picture of you wearing a flannel nightgown and straddling Patrick Swayze? :roll:
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That's not Scooter, that's Jennifer Grey. :roll:
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RIP SWAYZEEEE |
Pssh, you could've just taken the compliment, Demo. :talk2hand:
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You have never complimented me >n>
I didn't think you did, then. |
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Did he get fresh and try to take advantage of you, Patty? |
Patty is not at liberty to reveal this information. :roll:
She's gonna go dry-hump Scooter now. :ninja: |
Ewww! *avoids*
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YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME, SCOOTER! :gonk:
I guess I'll transcend time and animated worlds and go dry-hump Daria instead. :cry: |
You have fun with that! :D
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I SHALL! :talk2hand:
By the way... I want all of those mixed tapes back! You know, the ones I slaved over making for you. :cry: |
No....I like those mix tapes. :talk2hand:
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WELL YOU SHOULDN'T!
You're ruining my breakup mojo. :cry: -eats all of the edible thongs you gave me for our twentieth anniversary- |
I heard those edible thongs had a similar effect to prunes...Have fun with that Facade!
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Oh please, it's something I'm used to by now. :talk2hand:
Demo loved giving me laxatives. :gonk: |
Well, everyone needs a hobby...I guess....
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Demo's hobbies scare me. :shock:
She also loves chanting, "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again." Odd, odd lady. :no: |
This is why we were never meant to be, Facade....you don't know me at all. :talk2hand:
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HUSH! I'M NOT RUBBING THE LOTION ON MY SKIN JUST SO YOU CAN GET OFF WATCHING ME RUB IN PLACES! :illgetu:
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You've been watching too much Silence of the Lambs. :roll:
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And you've been doing too many Elves in that there Shire. :roll:
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