No, Cherry. :stare:
But you CAN be an inbred puppy suffering from life-threatening genetic complications... You'd just have to stay out of our action sequence and huddle in the background with the rest of the extras. :ninja:

-enters the building through the kitchen and disguises himself in a chef's uniform- :ninja:
FREE PIZZA TO ALL WHO COME TO MEEE~!

-is drawn inexplicably toward Facade-

...Um, anyone who doesn't smell like mildew... :sweat:
Sorry, ma'am, you're too old for free pizza!

Why I oughta... -falls asleep midsentence-

*tries to resist the urge for pizza*

*crawls out from under table and shakes howdy*
You okay Howdeee? :gonk:

HA! DEMO, YOU ARE EXPOSED! :twisted:
-throws a huge human-size pokeball at you-

Oh look, an unconscious Howdy! Does anyone know what time it is...? :twisted:

*wiggles frantically inside ball and breaks loose*

Misc Narrative Voice: "Oh, you were so close!"

You shall not have me or the precious Howdy, Faccie! :illgetu:

Yeah? Who said I couldn't!? :evil:

Pfft...CLEARLY I did! >:U
*grabs buttplug and swings it around in a vertical circular motion*

Watch out, Faccie...the metal parts won't tickle! >8U

Will they tickle if I squirt them with this here fire hose? :D
NOW BACK OFF, GRUMPY OLD LADY, OR YOU'LL BE FRIED! :evil:

:o Firehose? is Demo doing a re-enactment of Flashdance? Hawt

Not so fast, Facade! >:U
*swings plug & knocks hose out of your measly hands*
Hoohah! And I aint no old lady! U:<

aw -puts away Polaroid camera-

*puppy dog eyes... literally, because I'm a puppy. These are just my eyes, I can't help it*

-sends the puppy off to the kennel- :roll:

Well, that's what you get for not getting off my lawn! :illgetu:

*runs into the back and starts eating the Pizzas*

-bolts the kitchen doors on you- :twisted:
HA! Just as I planned! :angry:

*extra sad puppy dog eyes, as if to say "why would you do this to me?!" shortly before being euthanized*

No skin off my back! :illgetu:
*eats all of pizza made for Facade*

Cherry, the lawn gets priority over your silly dog antics. :roll:
We've been through this plenty of times! :talk2hand: No excuses!

:O -bombs kennel, storms with back up from PETA, and rescues Cherry.-

Crap. I totally had that picture of Elian Gonzalez getting "rescued" from his family's home in Miami that I had pasted Cherry and my faces over... I thought I saved it, closed the window, and now I can't find it.

BIGGLES, WHAT!? :gonk:
That picture would have been SO goddamn epic. :( How could you do this to me!? :cry:

Don't worry, Precious! I found it. it was in downloads instead of pictures, for some unknown reason.

Marvel at my technological prowess:

http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/s...etandstuff.jpg