Yeah, I'd have to take a Mene break if they release the show on DVD and watch all 4 seasons ASAP.

Noooo!! Unless of course I can come over and watch too ;P

:oWhat?!! How did I not know this?!! :eager: *runs off to look*

http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m189.gif hello everyone i saw this emote and it reminded me of attack of the fan girls lol.

*gasp!*

Dragonqueen, what have you done to poor Fernando??

Looks like he was playing hide the carrot with himself. D:
By the way, Belly! I didn't find the carrot you hid, but I DID find a sixty-year-old moldy carrot in the vent! -holds it up for all to see-

:3 WHAT DO I WIN!?

Hmmm....10 years too young to be Howdy's carrot, might want to put up a found picture...hey maybe there's a reward! :D

Eww.. what? Oh.. OH NOOO!!!

That's not a carrot!! That's my first husband, Claudius! And all this time I thought he ran away with that hussy from the 1950 Census.. He must have been trying to clean the heating duct and gotten trapped in there, and shrunken and mummified from years of being blasted by hot air! I guess this explains that strange beef jerky smell when I use the heater.

Oh Claudius, I should have believed in you!

*sobs hysterically*

:rofl:
I think I just peed my pants a little. WHICH IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!

Poor Claudius. :(
I knew I should've broken it up with him during that dreadful year... <_< The sex kept getting duller and duller, and eventually he stopped showing up, and insisted on phone sex sessions while he worked around the house...
And then one fateful day, I heard a thud, and the phone was disconnected. D':
I WAS NEVER THE SAME AFTERWARDS.
Mainly because I had to raise a butt-ugly child by myself... 9_9

omg facade your belly's best friend why did you do that to her, but then again it was before you two met but still why?

@belly its not fernando its a girl monkey who is dazed.

OH! what the hell is that hussy monkey doing to Fernando!!! :o

@ Belly, you made me dribble water...you..you...funny head! Egad, I'm tired X.X no adjectives left in my head...if you put your ear to my ear right now, you may hear the ocean...

Pats Belly on the shoulder to comfort her.

There, there hunny. It'll be okay.

Are ya hungry?

Do ya want some beef jerky?

um beef jerky is a bad thing right thibks about dried up claudius

CLAUDIUS MIGHT STILL HAVE SOME OF HIS OLD VIGOR IN HIM. ;O
Might wanna ride that stud once more, eh, Belly? C:

Ew, no. I mean, no. That's just. Ew.

I've done some thinking, in light of this news, and I have decided to let you keep his earthly remains, Facade. I mean, you have the ugly baby to worry about. Claudius and I had some good times, but I prefer to remember him as he was.. a balding vacuum salesman with athlete's foot.

I have had a fun road trip recently and on the side of the road was a store that sold "Really good Jerky". I want to know...Is there a store that sells "really bad jerky?

Roadside jerky vendors creep me out. Wonder if they get the meat nearby..

XD note to self...do not break down or run out of gas near jerky stands.

ROAD KILL JERKY, sounds...Well...NASTAY!

Ewww..... *even closer to completely vegetarian now* XD

Well at least we found the "really bad jerky." :D

"At least"!

@Belly: Aww, you're too kind!
I shall keep Claudius' remains in my man-brassiere. He would've wanted it that way. C:

...And damn, he had athlete's foot!? So THAT'S why my crotch smelled funky for all those years!
I knew I should've seen a podiatrist... <_< Claudius was always into using his feet...
We went dancing a lot as a result... Among other activities. >_>

ROFL reminds me of a story you told me about a certain someone Dar XD