Well, I had to go into hiding due to a coups attempt by Facade and his giant bearded lady assassins. I'm not sure it's safe to come out yet.. but soon. :ninja:

edit: Or were you referring to the hordes of glittery twilight fangirls exploded unicorns? That was all Howdy. :lol:

*whispers..loudly* Pssst...psst...belly...um, I don't know how to tell you this but I think you had an accident...

Belly kinda looks like she's melting. xD

Pfft, by the looks of things, Belly needs DEPENDS!
They're extra absorbent, and made for decrepit old folk such as herself! :yes:

We still haven't been able to find that carrot-handed caper... Looks like we're gonna have to send out an Amber Alert with all of her info, and her latest MySpace Picture:

http://www.popsci.com/files/imagecac...on.article.jpg

I do need some Luv, young man. Come give granny a kiss! :drool:

Ew, even your emoticon has a puddle issue!
That's it, I'm calling the local nursing home, and they're gonna pick you up and put you where you belong: in a community full of equally old bats with equally poor bladder control, whose minds are equally as deteriorated!
-gets out the nursing home directory-
Bah, why do we have to live in an area chock full of excellently-neglectful nursing homes? This makes the process so difficult. :gonk:

Can you pick one that has a Nintendo? Granny likes her some Mario Kart.

Maybe... I'll try to, if you pick up your damn room old woman! :evil:
I told you once, I told you a MILLION times! CLEAN. UP. YOUR. ROOM!
Or no more Bridge Club meetings for you! -wags finger-

*falls over* I always manage to fall so far behind in this thread. D: *tries to gauge what's going on*

@brianna olga is aboput 10 feet tall with a very hairy face.

@iltu dont feel bad i didnt know where the idea for exploded unicorns came into play buti do know i laughed about howdy shoving them full of illegal fireworks lol howdy isnt all that bright when it comes to smuggling.

@belly, hurry,come with me i can have you over the border and safely away from those nasty nursing homes. i have plenty of nintendos to keep you busy while you hide out.

@facade thats no way to talk to an old woman.you leave her be before i sick olgas brothers on you.

:rofl:
Dragonqueen, you crack me up!

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You mean Olga's brother Olga? :O
HE'S MEAN AND SMELLS LIKE MOLDY TOE CHEESE!
Anything but thaaaat! :gonk:
-hands you the old lady and flees-

@i didnt realise i was such a comedian it must only be when your around. you bring out the funny in me.
@brianna dont worry their trained to go after facade to keep him in line.

@Brianna: Lmao! A lot of people surprisingly call me Face (normally without the cedilla, of course). Go right ahead, I love it! :heart:

I'm in such a happy mood. =D Can't wait for the event!

@Dragonqueen: Aww, that's so sweet of you! Only Facade is not capable of bringing out good things in people! Only bad things, like nicotine addictions and bad habits like nail-biting. D':

lol ive had nail biting since i was little. i havent bit my nails once around you and i dont smke either.

my first halloween on mene yay also my 2nd event this should be fun.

@Brianna: LIES! You're just calling me "Fahs"! D:<

"Fah-say" would be Façé! ;B

-plops a nice French turd on your head-

FACADE! What did I tell you about turd-plopping on my houseguests!?

*smacks you with a limp carrot*

EW, IT'S LIMP! D:
Just like that man who came by the patch last night, Belly. :lol: ;)

Anyway~

I'M SORRY, THE TURD WAS TEMPTING ME! It was on the ceiling having tea with Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke and I kept telling it to get down! But NOOO! It just would NOT listen!

(Whoever gets this reference receives a cookie and some insulin for their diabetic friend or loved one.)

Julie Andrews + Dick Van Dyke were both in Mary Poppins... There was a scene where they had tea on the ceiling with the kids Mary Poppins was a nanny for, plus some other people if I remember correctly. n_n

Blah, anyway, where was I?
Ah, yes.

-plops another French turd on Brianna, this time hitting her in the face- C: :heart: