D:

-drops a library on Howdy-

HERE, THIS WILL DROWN OUT THE SOUND. =O

*steps over Howdy's body on the floor* Ooh, If he's dead, he doesn't really need that perdy hair pin...and it's a shame to let it go to waste.......

*steals a few library books too >.>

:O
Aoi!
If you took any of those 12th century erotica books, I'm gonna stab you. D:<
THEY'RE MINE.
I love reading about making love while slaying dragons and saving the queen simultaneously... While still practicing safe sex, and uh... Avoiding the Black Plague! Yeah. >w>
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So, since Howdy's corpse is just sitting here... Should we make a bonfire? :twisted:

Wait!! Let me defile wrap it first!!

I bet Facade has a staple remover in his oversized man-purse, I saw him pull out one of those rotary eggbeaters earlier and I think I caught a glimpse of one.

:O
Shh, the rotary eggbeater is a lie!
He's undercover as a sous chef in the local brothel while he investigates the death of Frosty the Showman... Not to be confused with his twin brother, Frosty the Snowman. :ninja:

Yes, he's a sous chef in a BROTHEL. Not your conventional sort of brothel! They actually serve broth in this particular one. D:

Oh, and his name is Wellington.

-rummages through man-purse- D:!
OH NOES, THE STAPLE REMOVER HAS FALLEN OUT!
Quick, look under your seats!
It has rabies, so... yeah, don't touch it. :roll:
Or eat it, for that matter.

i think i found it. roast the poor staple remover to death. it tried to kill me it deserved to die. it was for the best.

Wait wait wait, where did the talk of a bonfire dissapear to? I think we need to have one indeed, Howdy burned down my quest thread's poop deck.

Oh noes, Iltu! :(
I'm sorry to hear that.

A bonfire we shall have!
-fetches the marshmallows and booze-

I'll get the chocolate, graham crackers and vodka!

BUT I ALREADY GOT THE VODKA! :gonk:
And the Kahlua... and this 80-year-old bottle of wine... And it looks like I have some nasty Shnozzberry Schnapps too... won't Willy Wonka be proud! :lol:
I think there's some Chambord and Tequila in the mix as well... I can't be sure.
I blame Belly's alcoholism.

Well, extra vodka never hurt anyone. ...Oh, wait...

:rofl:

Oh noes, it looks like my avatar is in a bit of a pickle! :o
Being attacked by underwater trees... and uh, the pond's on fire. O_O;

Well, you weren't supposed to pour the vodka into the pond! One for your homies? Pshaw!

Anyways, I felt sorry for Howdy so I've propped him up in my bed and dressed him in grandmother's fancy bathrobe so he can relax to Gilligan's Island reruns. Just in case he comes back to life or somethin'.

Well, the pond looked thirsty, so I shared!
Besides, your AA group told me specifically to get your booze houndin' butt out of the liquor cabinet... Which means to get rid of as much of the booze as possible!

I hope you used fuzzy fisticuffs to tie him to the bed. They're the most comfortable...

Oh no, no bonds have been placed on Mister Howdy.. I'm trying to respect his chastity, see. It's why I put him in grandmothers robe, so we wouldn't be tempted.

:O
BURN THE LIBRARY BOOKS!?
How could you? :evil:
How would YOU like to blowtorched? Huh? HUUUH? >=O

P.S.: I dunno, Belly, grandmother's robe seems pretty risque... Howdy looks absolutely ravishing in that pink faux fur...