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Lamppost would make a lot of peoples' Mr. Tumnus fetishes a reality. :ninja:
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Just like the mystical faun CI did! :insane:
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...Um, duh, Anna. :roll:
HOW ELSE WOULD YOU COMPLETE THE TUMNUS TITILLATION!? :illgetu: |
I DON'T KNOW, FACADE! Maybe they could use your unshaved body hair to imitate fur, and your toenails for horns. :talk2hand:
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Sorry, I don't donate my body bits for the betterment of Tumnuskind. :talk2hand:
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But Facade, don't you see?! You have so much to give! :gonk:
Why, with all of that body hair, you could Tumnusify all of Menewsha! |
Yeah.... What are you guys talking about?
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Nothing which I can comprehend...that's for sure. :cry:
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What else is new, Demo? :roll:
-throws a bagel at you- |
*catches the bagel, spreads some cream cheese, & eats*
Not much, Faccie. *munch munch* Not much... |
...THAT BAGEL IS POISONED! :gonk:
Oh well, I guess I'll go pick out the dress we'll be burying you in... :twisted: |
No it's not... :roll:
It tastes just f- *drops to floor* |
Facade! What did I tell you about putting date rape drugs in Scooter's food?! D:<
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IT'S NOT A DATE RAPE DRUG, I PROMISES! :gonk:
...Just a lethal dose of arsenic, that's all. :ninja: |
Hm. I'm thinking something grey. Perhaps of taffeta?
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...Taffeta? :roll:
Nah, Demo will be in sequins! And maybe some organza if it's on sale... |
But! She'd look so adorable in taffeta! Every corpse does!
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*A message, written in blood, appears next to Demo's body saying the following:*
"You guys had better pick out something good or else..." |
-quickly puts an old "choose life" shirt and day glow leggings on Demo, and pushes her into a hastily dug hole-
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WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT SHIRT ON HER!? :gonk:
-strips Demo naked and...:shock:!- I never knew that's what you looked like nakey, Demo. :oops: This is... this isn't meant for my eyes! :cry: -puts Demo in sparkly teddy lingerie and buries her up- |
Irony, Facade, irony.
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Ingrown hairs, Biggles, ingrown hairs. :yes:
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That's... Why is it always about hair with you? :cry:
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Because I said so! Okay!? :illgetu:
THIS HAS NO BEARING ON MY TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCES WITH HAIR AS CHILD! NONE! NONE AT ALL! :cry: -sobs into your armpit- |
*rises from the grave & coughs up dirt*
*looks down* Facaaade wth is this? :gonk: *shoots frantic lasers out from squid's eyes* >8[ |
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