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Things that make you facepalm
Or head desk. Someone said something, did something, or YOU said/did something that earned a facepalm. Now you can share your facepalm moment and see if someone has a worst one that yours. Lets begin shall we? A girl in Civics asked the teacher "Does the President of the United States have to be a citizen of the United States?" During a test in Civics, the guy next to me whispered "What's the answer for Question 50?" The question was 'Who wrote the Declaration of Independence?" I sent a text to my best friend about someone only to have sent it to them instead. The worst part, they texted me back. (It wasn't anything mean though) I was talking my boyfriend on MSN and I typed a lovey message in another window and only to suddenly realized when I pressed 'Enter'. On Gaia, playing zOMG, my crew were sitting around healing in the Robot Fish area when someone decided to run into the next screen and come back bringing about 10. We all died. Another zOMG moment, back when the She-Wolf could run out of the cave, I thought I could make a dash for it, but she was right on my tail. I ran all the way to the Null, to see about 20 people sitting down, relaxing. Once I got inside, I quit the game. My friend witnessed all those people die. One more, I was in the Otami ruins, resting from killing all the tiny terrors on the staircase, when some idiot runs past me with tons of monsters chasing. He made it and left all those monsters on me. While on Maplestory, I was talking in Guild and pressed a hotkey, where I screamed in All (I screamed where everyone around me heard). *facepalms* That's all I got. I'm like a murderer on games. XD Go ahead~ |
Haha, XD
I laughed at the zOMG ones. Hm...Let me think for a moment... I faced palmed when... 1. A girl in class asked, "Did they have guns in WWII?" 2. Another stupid girl asked, "If men dont give birth, why do they have bellybuttons?" 3. My friend accidentlly pushed a guy in front of a car. 4. While playing video games I jump right into an attack. 5. My friend tried talking to this guy she's been wanting to for awhile. She asked her brother about him, since I didnt know anything and didnt ask people I knew, and he told her his name was Marlin and was on the basketball team. When she talked to him his real name was Steve and he quit the basketball team. XD 6. I accidentally talk out loud and its something embarassing. (I do that alot. :] ) 7. I tripped UP the stairs, in front of someone I liked at the time. Yes I tripped up them, not down them. annnd...thats all I can think of for right now. |
Dude.
Fangirls who see two dudes kissing and/or showing affection for eachother in any way, and shout, "OMG YAOI!11!!" It is not yaoi. Yaoi is created for the pleasure of hormonal teenage girls. |
I facepalm when I see people attempting to get laid -.-
Also, personally I find people of the same gender kissing (not frenching *bleh) in a romantic way very cute, but it's ridiculous when as Vivid said, people freak out and talk about how "hot" it is -.- it's a romantic moment being ruined by... yaoi/yuri otakus... |
People assuming I can't speak English because I'm Japanese. D:
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Yup, did that as well . |
Apparently some of the things I say when I'm sleep deprived makes my boyfriend facepalm.
Pff >_> Actually earlier. I was playing an mmo (FlyFF, on a private server of course), and I walked up to something to attack it. I was hitting oddly weak hits. So I move on and on, slowly killing things. And then I realized I forgot to equip my weapon D: |
- Just about any time I open my mouth when I am intoxicated may it be by lack of sleep and or a drink or two. - I-DOT! Drivers. - When i miss pronounce a word. >.<' |
People assuming I can do math because Im part asian. Hmm...I honestly CAN'T do math...
Also...the fact that everyone thinks I'll eat EVERYTHING cause Im freaking fat. That lie is just getting old. I hardly EAT. D: |
This girl in in my civics class. "But aren't Japanese like, communists, or something? Isn't that bad?" XD
A bit of a tangent but I get so annoyed when people confuse "Communism" and "Dictatorship". And Democracy isn't the antonym of Communism, its Capitalism. Communism =/= totalitarian poverty-stricken country ruled by a dictator commiting genocide. Also, when people fail to realize that North Korea's official name is "Democratic People's republic of Korea". |
Umm, whenever my mom starts making perverted jokes... Like "I like bananas and cheap nuts" She said this the night after we worked country music fest.... *sighs and facepalms*
Whenever I have sugar and do stupid things... I blurt out random crap that winds up making people look at me oddly and make me get embarrassed... Kids I know in school talking about taking drugs and having sex... Phil in my French class, the bell rang and everyone started leaving class. He says "Oh, is it time to leave?" And I said. "Yeah, the bell rang already." That made me facepalm... |
Talking to people about music and getting replies like: "I like everything, except rap and country" or "whatever's on the radio" or "music is my life." Enjoy your force fed shit of a life then. ):<
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My facepalm - Looking eeeeverywhere except where it belongs, the one place I was never expecting it to be, and find out that I put back the dust pan with all the cleaning supplies. That kinda annoyed myself. I thought I knew me better. :XD |
When people think that whites kids talking like gangstas are 'wanna be blacks'. i have lots of black family, and they dont all go 'yo wassup homedogs!' all the time, like they come from the ghetto. :shock:
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- White people trying to be black. - Getting left with a hell load of monsters attacking me...my party did that to me.. twice. Their excuse? They thought i could handle it. I died and lost three levels. - My boyfriend's parents. - People who ask obvious questions. x.x |
- People asking obvious questions
- ordering food that belongs to a different food chain *ugh* - My grandparents interrupting me in the middle of important stuff for meaningless things. - My coworker's insistence on making fun of me in their language (they think i don't understand them, but i do!) |
I think what makes me facepalm the most is religious activists that are inaccurate.
I just stumbled upon godhatesgoths.com after years of forgetting its existence. It put me in the mood for Chick Tracts again. |
i usually facepalm when i feel that i'm blushing, but other than that i don't facepalm. if i feel that somebody/something is being stupid, i just shake my head in disgust.
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Last year when my friend would come over after school and yell at the people across the street.
Partying.. talking.. no, people in general on Flyff always make me facepalm. They'll either ask the same questions over and over again, attack too many monsters at once and end up dying while I run for my life, propose to me and take it seriously, act like they're a friggin' God and no one can do anything without them... Oh, and talk to me while I pretend to be AFK. Yeah, I'm actually here, but I don't do anything for two hours and suddenly they talk to me. >.>; Hmm... Say something that my mind can twist into something perverted. Ask/say a stupid question. A lot of people say there's no such thing as a stupid question but last year someone actually asked, "Is zero times negative four negative zero?" *cough* Seriously..? You're in, what, eleventh grade? |
Honestly, I facepalm at the sight of my cousin. She knows very little about computers and also the modern world.. and yet she is older then I.. Sometimes I think she is a little slow, and I love her to death, but she smothers me with questions... that should all be common knowledge XD
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1. my dog randomly running into the wall trying to get out of a room
2. friends stating the epicly obvious 3. my history teacher reading lines over and over again and not even noticing. it was funny at first but it got annoying so i just face palm and fall asleep 4. People on LaTale trying to horde monsters then going noob and blaming someone else. |
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My brohter when he lost the car keys.
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I'll have buffed myself, and left my stick equipped instead of knuckle. XD |
^ I just plain didnt have anything! I was using my fists in AZIRA of all places.. x_x I was on a pserver so the buffs were provided for me :3
ON TOPIC! lulz whenever my friend makes bad puns without realizing it. I dont let her live it down either..The first time it happened it was like, "Okay, what do you do when a bear jumps at you from a rooftop?" "Hope that it barely misses?" "...*facepalm*Oh, Carson.." |
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