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Cheesy Lines; got any on you?
First of all cheesy lines are like those lines which lovers say to each other, like for example: Quote:
EDIT by Sizzla: Be sure to quote your cheesy pickup lines if you did not write them yourself. Thank you! |
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Guys, please remember to quote the pickup lines if you did not come up with them yourself. Both of these are familiar to me and should be quoted. I'll fix that now.
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Thanks :)
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Guy: Hey baby, come over here.
Girl: Why? Guy: So I can check you out. Girl: I'm not at a store. |
"Do you know why stars blink?"
"No, why?" "Because they can't believe how beautiful you are". XD I like making up cheesy pick-up lines for my girlfriend ^+^ |
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Oh, pick-up lines, you mean.
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If you were a pirate would you have ur parrot on this side*puts hand on left shoulder if on left*, or this side?*puts hand on right so arm is around you*
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this was used on me once:
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Well, this is one I won't ever forget....
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I have some I thought of during class one day
"Hey, since we both have a failing grade in Anatomy class, why don't we go to my house and explore the human body?" "You have boobs. I like boobs. Let's date." "Oh! We like the same bands? We should obviously have sex." |
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"Are you a vet? 'cause these pythons are sick!"
"There are two things hard for you. My d**k and driving." (referring to women. I'm female myself, but when my friends and I were sharing pick-up lines, this was one of the funniest.) |
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Oh my goodness! Some of my favorite pick-up lines come from Biblical references or my good friend, Random Acts of Monotony.
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