I just came up with this. To understand it you'd have to be familiar with a line from the honeymooners ( a TV show from the.....um....forties, I think....) A show that I've never watched (I was born in the Ninetys okay)

Is your name alice? Because I could take you to the moon.

My sister and I have every once in a while traded cheesy pick-up lines and she came up with this one (this is one that many people have used and heard but they haven't heard it said this way)

Here's the original pick-up line:

Which hurt more when you fell from heaven or when God hit you with the ugly stick? (We think this should be used when you start the "hurt when fell from heaven" line and the other person turns around and you really, really don't want to date them)

Here's the modified version:

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"No, but it must have hurt when God hit you with the ugly stick."

We laughed ourselves silly over that one......

I'm so glad someone posted this one. It's one of my personal favorites..... I heard it from a friend who knows a girl that guys just come up to at lunch and try out pickup lines on. And (when she saw this particular one) the guy screwed up and started with the wrong shoulder (thus ending up without his arm around the lady) and was like "Crap! I screwed up!" and had to start all over again! Lol.

That one would leave me disarmed. I wouldn't know what to say, but I'd be flattered that someone thought my (as I think it) pudgy body was beautiful.

And I took a stab at one myself, but I don't think it's too good:

"I don't really talk to strangers. But you look pretty normal, so... nice to meet you!"

Liros, that one is just adorable. (:
I wouldn't call it cheesy at all!

THIS one made me laugh my butt off:

I like this one:

Here are my favorites...

And...

:boogie:

the lamest one I can remember is:
So you're a girl eh? XD

The funniest I can remember is:
Whoever said Disney World/Land was the happiest place on earth obviously hasn't been in your pants XD