Ever heard of a last-place race?
 

Though it is a real thing with bikers, they see who can go the slowest, balancing on one or two wheels the whole time! Sounds intense. I wish I could do that...

So in the spirit of the last place race...

I'm last!

(So that means I'm wining! GO me!)

Wow. That would be difficult. It sounds like it would be fun, though. I could probably never win in first place... I wonder if I could win in last...