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ZOMBIES!!! what to do
What would u do in case of an undead zombie apocalypse?
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Get Chuck Norris' fists of fury...
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haha, lets hope he doesnt get bitten, that would be one mean zombie
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Sit on my roof after raiding a gun shop.
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I took the survival Zombie movie quiz, I would kick butt. lol
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i would get on a mountain, zombies cant climb very well
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haha, id become one and eat them
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i'll tell you what i wouldn't do...use a flamethrower. "The only thing worse than having an undead horde trying to eat your brains is an undead horde trying to eat your brains WHILE ON FIRE."
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I'd honestly kill myself.
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Push them into a pool, because everyone knows zombies can't swim! ;)
Or live on and island if that's not possible. |
I'd get a sniper rifle, a hot air balloon, and go kill everyone that I didn't like when they were alive. >: D and I would also look for survivors.. I guess.. Although I would probably crash the hot air balloon, having never used one before. XD
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I have a checklist for Zombie situations:
1. Find a Mall 2. Wear a Horse Head Mask 3. Find a chainsaw, scythe, electric guitar, and Sledgehammer. 4. Pump really stupid music over the intercom 5. Kill Kill Dance Kill |
Lol Like from Dead Rising...
honestly I think I'd be pretty worthless but I'm sure there a gun I could fire to keep them at bay. |
I've always wanted to hijack a monster truck and acquire a flamethrower during a zombie invasion and go psychotic with them both... at the same time.
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I'd be all uber awesome. Load up with some guns and armor so I can't get bitten. Then rush in and save a bunch of hot chicks and bring them back to my safe house where we have sexy time. :)
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Hot chicks would rather be eaten by zombies than have sex with you.
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I'd have a list.
I'd find and save everyone I could, starting with my family and closest friends, and we'd hold up in my place. We have a decent place in the country, away from large populated areas. Then together we'd board up the place with thick wood, not the flimsey pressboard that shatters into splinters in those movies. We'd prepare every weapon we'd have, mostly the simpler firearms. Also, I'd make those cheap fire bombs (bottle, rag, alcohol), to throw at any approaching zombies. We'd also stock up on food, gasoline, ammo, and other basic essentials. The gas would be both for our vehicles and for the generator (In many zombie movies, the power goes out). Finally, I'd pray. |
I'd get bitten on purpose, turn into a zombie, and walk around singing 'Re:Your Brains' by Jonathan Coulton all day.
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A zombie outbreak?
I think I would try to of course get as far away as possible. I figured that going to live on an island would be ideal because A.) It's surrounded by water and I'm pretty damn sure that zombies can't swim and B.) Before people could even get on the island, they'd be tested for infection... Might as well say that if you show any signs of illness you're not getting on that plane or boat. That's another thing, even if the outbreak occurred on something like a boat - it would either crash or there would be some sort of check point for zombies before reaching the island. Of course the island's going to have fruit bearing trees and I would hope the fish hadn't become zombiefied (just polluted). Hmm, if I was a rich millionaire I would totally put forth my idea of creating an island like this for a zombie outbreak. I'll let you know when tickets go on sale so when the first zombie report occurs you can get on the first flight out xD |
It would depend on some things. Are they fast zombies or slow zombies? Can animals become infected too?
Either way, the basic plan would be to find a couple trucks, gather family and friends, bring as much ammo, weapons, and gas as possible and get the hell out before the place gets nuked. Edit: I vaguely remember a movie where the zombie didn't have to swim; he just walked along the sea bottom. Of course, I think he got eaten by a shark, but if zombies don't need to breath, it kind of makes me think twice about hiding out on an island. :XD Maybe build a space station instead? |
Swimming out to an island would still seem far - I know they're dead and all but I just don't see them having the ability to swim... maybe the could be pushed by the waves to the island but we're going to have some tight security. I'll make sure to load it up with the machine guns and what not xD The motto painted on all the walls of course would be "SHOOT IT IN THE HEAD."
It would really suck if animals got infected though. Could you imagine the seagulls that decided to eat the flesh off the zombie that's just floating in the waves? Then the damn rat with wings would come to my island and try to cause an outbreak. That means I'll have to invest ever more money to build like a dome or something O_o Space colonization sounds fun but getting the food supply would be pretty hard. |
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Zombies drink tears like Root Beer. |
They weren't swimming though. They just walked. I suppose if you get an island that's so far away they decay before they can reach it, it would work. :XD
Yes, zombie animals would be terrifying! The little ones that could sneak around and get into everything, like birds or rats. That would be hard to deal with. Something like a zombie bear or lion would just be terrifying though. Don't be in a zoo in a zombie outbreak. I dunno, I'd rather deal with food shortages than zombies. That's just me though. |
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