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RANDOM DISCUSSION OF DOOM~
LETS SEE WHO CAN SAY THE *RANDOMEST* THINGS EVER AND THEN WE CAN START CHATTING ABOUT IT =O
see i get one point already cause this whole idea was totally random :squee: |
Politicians are morons..
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i vowed to myself never to be a polititian... |
It's not I hate politicians it's just that they are too stupid to see obvious answers to big problems, like the healthcare issue yes I am all for the public option but maybe we should put a stop to insurance companies price increases first; the ocvious answer is a cap on the amount a company can charge someone based on thier income status or regulate those rich insurance companies so they can't drop you if you have a preexisting condition. Honestly every big political issue has a very simple answer but do politicians see it NOOO, they prefer to fight like kindergarten kids and get nothing done..
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Codswallop and bean sprouts! Corn cobs and candied yams! These things are not some of my favorite things! Except for corn cobs. I love corn. And cobs. What exactly is a cob anyway? Does anyone know this mystery of life? What is a cob, why does it exist, and why must it invade my ear canal!? Your feeble attempts at summoning demon cob being things makes me laugh at your frivolous nature and slightly lethargic pantyhose! Fear the reaper for he does not come today! He comes tomorrow and is actually a she, more beautiful than you can ever imagine, except she has a dick bigger than your moms and moobs bigger than your fat grandfather! Now! Hark as I say these final words of farewell! Futile is your yammering at the sun for it to bring rain, but the sun does not bring rain! It brings cancer! That is all! Go back to your feeding upon the hay in the field and oh, thanks for all the pudding. You thought I was going to say fish instead of pudding huh? Well I like pudding more! Bring me my pudding! |
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I would like to bring up the subject of Monty Python the greatest comedy series in the history of the world, I mean really i have watched the French Taunting parts of Monty Python and the Holy Grail so many times I actually can state some of the funnier parts"Fetcha de mach, huh, fetcha de mach(cow is thrown over wall) JEsus CHrist and they start charging as the French hurl animals at them and then RETREAT". What is the appeal of Monyt Python and why is it so goddamn funny.. |
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Heck if I know how i fot monty python from you ramblings and to behonest it might've been the codswallup part which made me think of "The Parrot Sketch" Quote:
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Once upon a time, in a land called spagoo, there was a little one named spagoojoo! He was so rotund that the other kids made fun of him. So one day he got tired and washed his mouth out with buckshot.
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Once upon a time in the world of Gaia, I created a rambling ramble that was so long it wouldn't let me type anymore. It took me the better part of a week, posting time and again, then saving it each time as it grew so I could past the previous days work into a new post before adding to it. I wish I still had it. It was truly a masterpiece worthy of an epic award.
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Oh and why is the sky blue and yet the ocean is blue too? |
Ah yes, Life of Brian and The Meaning of Life. I enjoyed the Meaning of Life the most hah hah! And I believe people are posting in such an insane manner because the opening post of this thread asks us to be random, therefore I came in and started up my insanity. The wheels of my brain turned, for the first time in ages it seems, and forth from my fingers did flow a torrent, nay, a raging river that ceased to end it's ramblings and misleading misinformation!
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Does anyone truly live in the real world or do we all live in some sort of group fantasy mentality, what is the real world anyway and if it does exts who knows if it is truly real; and why does everybody like nobody yet nobody likes every body... |
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And yes, I know I spelled the last word in my last post wrong. Because I don't know how to spell it and don't have a dictionary on hand! Cuntfart! Sorry. Brain tumor kicking in. |
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I just role play a lot on Gaia and have way too many characters. I don't really go there much anymore and truly only came here because it looked like a slightly more...I guess...Adult (did I hint at sexual or perverted or smutty?) version of gaia. I really do want a beer, but the beer I have in my fridge is expired, though I had one the other night, But I really don't feel like spending 3 dollars on a beer at applebees, though it is tempting. The waitresses are cute, even if they don't talk to me. Cursed women of this horrifyingly horrible region that I am stationed. I swear. They are conspiring against me so that I never date or have freaky kinky sex with a local woman. T_T
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Well perhaps I felt like answering truthfully for once instead of being....Wait...what is that coming out of your nose!? I think it's a...Well...I don't know! But it's absolutely beautiful! Can I poke it and make sweet love to that rock by your foot? Yes! I want the rock! Give me the pancakes you evil fiend of a cloud! Don't tempt me with your sexy pancakes and syrup and butter and brown sugar and tear drops and blueberry apple fritters filled with cornstarch and lye! Lies! All of it! You are all lying in a heap of your own excrement! Don't tease me with a good time you low life beetle, for I am the king of all kinkiness and the steward of horniness and I now banish you to the lands of sour milk and rotten cheese!
I am lost for words upon your sweaty brow that I have condemned your soul to endless corruption by my hands. |
I am locking this thread for now, to add quote boxes and then I will be moving it to the Menewsha Nations which is where general "chat" threads belong.
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