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Serenna 11-11-2009 02:34 AM

RANDOM DISCUSSION OF DOOM~
 
LETS SEE WHO CAN SAY THE *RANDOMEST* THINGS EVER AND THEN WE CAN START CHATTING ABOUT IT =O
see i get one point already cause this whole idea was totally random :squee:

Samona 11-11-2009 02:38 AM

Politicians are morons..

Serenna 11-11-2009 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Samona (Post 1765614645)
Politicians are morons..

YES THEY ARE OMG I HATE POLITICS:shock:
i vowed to myself never to be a polititian...

Samona 11-11-2009 03:02 AM

It's not I hate politicians it's just that they are too stupid to see obvious answers to big problems, like the healthcare issue yes I am all for the public option but maybe we should put a stop to insurance companies price increases first; the ocvious answer is a cap on the amount a company can charge someone based on thier income status or regulate those rich insurance companies so they can't drop you if you have a preexisting condition. Honestly every big political issue has a very simple answer but do politicians see it NOOO, they prefer to fight like kindergarten kids and get nothing done..

Truinthil 11-11-2009 03:05 AM

Ahem...

Codswallop and bean sprouts! Corn cobs and candied yams! These things are not some of my favorite things! Except for corn cobs. I love corn. And cobs. What exactly is a cob anyway? Does anyone know this mystery of life? What is a cob, why does it exist, and why must it invade my ear canal!? Your feeble attempts at summoning demon cob being things makes me laugh at your frivolous nature and slightly lethargic pantyhose! Fear the reaper for he does not come today! He comes tomorrow and is actually a she, more beautiful than you can ever imagine, except she has a dick bigger than your moms and moobs bigger than your fat grandfather! Now! Hark as I say these final words of farewell! Futile is your yammering at the sun for it to bring rain, but the sun does not bring rain! It brings cancer! That is all! Go back to your feeding upon the hay in the field and oh, thanks for all the pudding. You thought I was going to say fish instead of pudding huh? Well I like pudding more! Bring me my pudding!

Samona 11-11-2009 03:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Truinthil (Post 1765615096)
Ahem...

Codswallop and bean sprouts! Corn cobs and candied yams! These things are not some of my favorite things! Except for corn cobs. I love corn. And cobs. What exactly is a cob anyway? Does anyone know this mystery of life? What is a cob, why does it exist, and why must it invade my ear canal!? Your feeble attempts at summoning demon cob being things makes me laugh at your frivolous nature and slightly lethargic pantyhose! Fear the reaper for he does not come today! He comes tomorrow and is actually a she, more beautiful than you can ever imagine, except she has a dick bigger than your moms and moobs bigger than your fat grandfather! Now! Hark as I say these final words of farewell! Futile is your yammering at the sun for it to bring rain, but the sun does not bring rain! It brings cancer! That is all! Go back to your feeding upon the hay in the field and oh, thanks for all the pudding. You thought I was going to say fish instead of pudding huh? Well I like pudding more! Bring me my pudding!

Oh hahahaha, I am sorry i couldn't stop laughing because I actually understood what you said; Oh man that was funny.
I would like to bring up the subject of Monty Python the greatest comedy series in the history of the world, I mean really i have watched the French Taunting parts of Monty Python and the Holy Grail so many times I actually can state some of the funnier parts"Fetcha de mach, huh, fetcha de mach(cow is thrown over wall) JEsus CHrist and they start charging as the French hurl animals at them and then RETREAT". What is the appeal of Monyt Python and why is it so goddamn funny..

Truinthil 11-11-2009 03:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Samona (Post 1765615412)
Oh hahahaha, I am sorry i couldn't stop laughing because I actually understood what you said; Oh man that was funny.
I would like to bring up the subject of Monty Python the greatest comedy series in the history of the world, I mean really i have watched the French Taunting parts of Monty Python and the Holy Grail so many times I actually can state some of the funnier parts"Fetcha de mach, huh, fetcha de mach(cow is thrown over wall) JEsus CHrist and they start charging as the French hurl animals at them and then RETREAT". What is the appeal of Monyt Python and why is it so goddamn funny..

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'I fart in your general direction!' or another of my favs, 'Now leave before I taunt you a second time!'
Monty Python is rather enjoyable, though where you got Monty Python from my ramblings is a mystery to me, but hey! It's all good! Whoooo! Turnpikes and trolloc dung! Blood and bloody ashes!

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"No. This must be what going mad feels like."
Name that series.

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Shim sham flim flam I think I need me a beer! Flam flim sham shim reeb a em deen I kniht I! OHHHHHhhh! Oh whoaaaa! I think I need me a tube sock! So send me runnin to your auntie Joan, so I can pinch her wide bottom! So send me a runnin to your uncle Jones, cause I think he needs his bottle! OHHHHHHhhh! Oh whoaaaaa! Send me a runnin to your old sally may, so that I may take her virginity, today!

Samona 11-11-2009 03:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Truinthil (Post 1765615502)
'I fart in your general direction!' or another of my favs, 'Now leave before I taunt you a second time!'

Monty Python is rather enjoyable, though where you got Monty Python from my ramblings is a mystery to me, but hey! It's all good! Whoooo! Turnpikes and trolloc dung! Blood and bloody ashes!

AND THIS ONE IS FOR YOUR MOTHER,
Heck if I know how i fot monty python from you ramblings and to behonest it might've been the codswallup part which made me think of "The Parrot Sketch"
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Oh Polly Parrot, Wake up Polly; you see this parrot is dead. Codswallup he's merely resting"Merely resting this parrot is dead, he is no more, he has left this earth, this sir is a late parrot"; Norwegian bLue lovely plumage..
I am the person who can think up a design for a robot while watching 'Garfield and friends", so I honestly have no clue how I can think of things based on ramblings.
Poppycock and pollywogs, fish and feet, I am so bored I eat pie, why am I acting like you now you silly git...
But seriously now, why did the chicken cross the road when he had a perfectly nice spot on the side he was on before?

Truinthil 11-11-2009 03:44 AM

Once upon a time, in a land called spagoo, there was a little one named spagoojoo! He was so rotund that the other kids made fun of him. So one day he got tired and washed his mouth out with buckshot.

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Originally Posted by Samona (Post 1765615669)
AND THIS ONE IS FOR YOUR MOTHER,
Heck if I know how i fot monty python from you ramblings and to behonest it might've been the codswallup part which made me think of "The Parrot Sketch" Oh Polly Parrot, Wake up Polly; you see this parrot is dead. Codswallup he's merely resting"Merely resting this parrot is dead, he is no more, he has left this earth, this sir is a late parrot"; Norwegian bLue lovely plumage..
I am the person who can think up a design for a robot while watching 'Garfield and friends", so I honestly have no clue how I can think of things based on ramblings.
Poppycock and pollywogs, fish and feet, I am so bored I eat pie, why am I acting like you now you silly git...
But seriously now, why did the chicken cross the road when he had a perfectly nice spot on the side he was on before?

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Because the chicken had a deathwish with the grill of my car. Or maybe he was hungry and there was some feed on the other side of the road? Or maybe he just wasn't content with that spot in the first place and wanted a new spot just so that he could become malcontent with that spot and cross the road thrice more times before realizing that he was really a jackrabbit and not a chicken. Or was it maybe a ferret instead of a beaver? I have lost all semblance of coherent thought and therefore have decided I shall take a shower on the moon!

Samona 11-11-2009 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Truinthil (Post 1765615677)
Once upon a time, in a land called spagoo, there was a little one named spagoojoo! He was so rotund that the other kids made fun of him. So one day he got tired and washed his mouth out with buckshot.

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You sir are crazy, now where is my fried possum on a stick i need my fried possum on a stick so I can go fight the alien invaders from MARS who are dying from the common cold; honestly why is this thread making ppl post sucj crazy nonsese it is truly isane..
Oh and Funny Momkey,, picky platapu, and your mother was a hamster and yourr father smelled of elderberries.
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Lizabeth Storm 11-11-2009 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Truinthil (Post 1765615502)
'I fart in your general direction!' or another of my favs, 'Now leave before I taunt you a second time!'

Monty Python is rather enjoyable, though where you got Monty Python from my ramblings is a mystery to me, but hey! It's all good! Whoooo! Turnpikes and trolloc dung! Blood and bloody ashes!

Dear god, I love Monty Python. We actually just finished watching Holy Grail in English class today (studying British literature), and I could almost quote the whole movie. I also love Meaning of Life, and Life of Brian.
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"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"

Truinthil 11-11-2009 03:50 AM

Once upon a time in the world of Gaia, I created a rambling ramble that was so long it wouldn't let me type anymore. It took me the better part of a week, posting time and again, then saving it each time as it grew so I could past the previous days work into a new post before adding to it. I wish I still had it. It was truly a masterpiece worthy of an epic award.

Samona 11-11-2009 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Truinthil (Post 1765615722)
Because the chicken had a deathwish with the grill of my car. Or maybe he was hungry and there was some feed on the other side of the road? Or maybe he just wasn't content with that spot in the first place and wanted a new spot just so that he could become malcontent with that spot and cross the road thrice more times before realizing that he was really a jackrabbit and not a chicken. Or was it maybe a ferret instead of a beaver? I have lost all semblance of coherent thought and therefore have decided I shall take a shower on the moon!

Have you ever thoiugh of going into comedy because you are really good at it, now if you will excuse me I have to ask a certian Chicken and egg to just forget who camr first already so we don't have top worry about it anymore..
Oh and why is the sky blue and yet the ocean is blue too?

Truinthil 11-11-2009 03:53 AM

Ah yes, Life of Brian and The Meaning of Life. I enjoyed the Meaning of Life the most hah hah! And I believe people are posting in such an insane manner because the opening post of this thread asks us to be random, therefore I came in and started up my insanity. The wheels of my brain turned, for the first time in ages it seems, and forth from my fingers did flow a torrent, nay, a raging river that ceased to end it's ramblings and misleading misinformation!

Samona 11-11-2009 03:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Truinthil (Post 1765615769)
Once upon a time in the world of Gaia, I created a rambling ramble that was so long it wouldn't let me type anymore. It took me the better part of a week, posting time and again, then saving it each time as it grew so I could past the previous days work into a new post before adding to it. I wish I still had it. It was truly a masterpiece worthy of an epic award.

I wish I could have read that one, I personally am notorious on Gaia for posting the oddest or most intersting replies in the messages in the bottle and I win 6 250 gold prizes a day; I have not seen death nor has death seen me due to the fact that I live in my own fantasy NOW GET OUT OF MY WORLD ALREADY you might pop the delicate bubble of my life...
Does anyone truly live in the real world or do we all live in some sort of group fantasy mentality, what is the real world anyway and if it does exts who knows if it is truly real; and why does everybody like nobody yet nobody likes every body...

Truinthil 11-11-2009 03:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Samona (Post 1765615783)
Have you ever thoiugh of going into comedy because you are really good at it, now if you will excuse me I have to ask a certian Chicken and egg to just forget who camr first already so we don't have top worry about it anymore..
Oh and why is the sky blue and yet the ocean is blue too?

The ocean is blue because it reflects the light given it by the sky. Except in areas where pollution and various sea plants cause the water to be a more greenish color. The sky is blue because the color blue is most easily refracted color as well as the most easily seen by the human eye. Amazing what science teaches you! And you know, I barely payed attention. As for comedy? Hmm. I guess I could some day, if i wasn't stuck in the army for the time being. Sigh. What dreams may come. I like Robin Williams. He is a funny guy! And I seem to be hitting the backspace button a lot because I keep managing to miss the shift button to capitalize the first letter of my sentences. Maybe I am just typing too fast? I have no idea. Someone get me some peaches and cream brule!

And yes, I know I spelled the last word in my last post wrong. Because I don't know how to spell it and don't have a dictionary on hand! Cuntfart! Sorry. Brain tumor kicking in.

Samona 11-11-2009 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Lizabeth Storm (Post 1765615756)
Dear god, I love Monty Python. We actually just finished watching Holy Grail in English class today (studying British literature), and I could almost quote the whole movie. I also love Meaning of Life, and Life of Brian.
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"

The only thing funnier than Monty Python and the Holy Grail is Mel Brook's History of the World part one and in particular the skecth known as "The Inquisition, the Musical" I am sorry it is hilarious for some crazy reason it is hilarious..
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I like pie, soes anyone like rye, what is rye anyway, is it like a kind of pumpernickle, why do ppl cry, what is crying anyway, do we see pie when we cry...

Truinthil 11-11-2009 04:00 AM

I just role play a lot on Gaia and have way too many characters. I don't really go there much anymore and truly only came here because it looked like a slightly more...I guess...Adult (did I hint at sexual or perverted or smutty?) version of gaia. I really do want a beer, but the beer I have in my fridge is expired, though I had one the other night, But I really don't feel like spending 3 dollars on a beer at applebees, though it is tempting. The waitresses are cute, even if they don't talk to me. Cursed women of this horrifyingly horrible region that I am stationed. I swear. They are conspiring against me so that I never date or have freaky kinky sex with a local woman. T_T

Samona 11-11-2009 04:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Truinthil (Post 1765615876)
The ocean is blue because it reflects the light given it by the sky. Except in areas where pollution and various sea plants cause the water to be a more greenish color. The sky is blue because the color blue is most easily refracted color as well as the most easily seen by the human eye. Amazing what science teaches you! And you know, I barely payed attention. As for comedy? Hmm. I guess I could some day, if i wasn't stuck in the army for the time being. Sigh. What dreams may come. I like Robin Williams. He is a funny guy! And I seem to be hitting the backspace button a lot because I keep managing to miss the shift button to capitalize the first letter of my sentences. Maybe I am just typing too fast? I have no idea. Someone get me some peaches and cream brule!

You lost the funny, I knew the answers to those question but instead of being funny you answered them correctly you're no fun anymore I don't wanna post replies to your comments no more..
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I fetcha de mach and throw it ar you, NIh I say Nih, no more funny is bad so now go away before I have to taunt you a second time..

Truinthil 11-11-2009 04:06 AM

Well perhaps I felt like answering truthfully for once instead of being....Wait...what is that coming out of your nose!? I think it's a...Well...I don't know! But it's absolutely beautiful! Can I poke it and make sweet love to that rock by your foot? Yes! I want the rock! Give me the pancakes you evil fiend of a cloud! Don't tempt me with your sexy pancakes and syrup and butter and brown sugar and tear drops and blueberry apple fritters filled with cornstarch and lye! Lies! All of it! You are all lying in a heap of your own excrement! Don't tease me with a good time you low life beetle, for I am the king of all kinkiness and the steward of horniness and I now banish you to the lands of sour milk and rotten cheese!

I am lost for words upon your sweaty brow that I have condemned your soul to endless corruption by my hands.

DariaMorgendorfer 11-11-2009 04:35 AM

I am locking this thread for now, to add quote boxes and then I will be moving it to the Menewsha Nations which is where general "chat" threads belong.


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