Erm, congratulating you on getting the 300th post in this thread?
:sweat:
Now just bend over, and collect your prize that I put on the floor.
Trust me, I'm a therapist.

Really? O__O

300th...

Where...?

*bends over and searches floor*

-Bends over you-
Right here, my dear.
-Pokes your butt with something pointy-
Here's your medal!

*gasp* O///O

Why would a medal go on my butt??

Isn't it funny that that's the only thing that I had a problem with??

Oh btw, Mizuko said you could talk to her--she won't get scared. I guess I underestimated her...

Well, it was the closest, and, to me at least, best target.
Besides, it made you blush, which is cute.

Alrighty then, I might, but I'll be easy on her.
You seem to be liking this rough stuff, but she is new to it, I'd imagine.
;)

>;')
Fwahah, fresh meat.

Well, the meat isn't so fresh any more.
Kinda sloppy seconds now.
:P

Yeah, go easy on her! For now at least.

And so what if I like it a bit rough?
o///o


And hi Arie.

Yeah, I don't like munching on unsavory mush.
Your ass is spared.

For today anyway.

Hey Rin<3!

Hmm, two feisty women, one pervy man.
It's like someone's just writing a story, setting it up as perfectly as possible.

She's kinda like me---she's good in my book!

But I'm not sure about what you're implying...>///>

Well, I'd say I'm implying an ending involving the words "Some" and "Three", and not particularly in that order, or separate.
Of course, if push came to shove, you know who I'd choose. ;)

Push comes to shove? Are we talking rough again??

And I sure hope that's me or I'll have to crawl into a corner of woe...

No! No woe! The woe must go!

And of course I mean you. Who have I been telling I love for the past, erm, some odd days?

And sure, if that's how you'd like it, whatever "it" is.
Oh, wait, we'd figured that one out already.
;)

*looks around*

... Hello...

Ahh, the famous Mizuko!
How wonderful to have you grace my never ending thread with your presence.
Ah, but where are my manners. I am Merlin, and it is a pleasure to meet you.

It is an honor to meet you as well... Merlin. I have heard many wonderful things about you from my good friend Rin.

Oh dear, my, erm, "reputation" precedes me.
Crap!
I fear to ask what sort of wonderful tales she's told about me.

Lmao XD plenty! *rolls around laughing*
Yay!! You finally meet!! I'm so happy!! *glomps both*

Hehehehehehe...

We have indeeeeed! It must be much easier talking with us both here than having to go back and forth, eh, Rin?

It probably is, but it also adds a new problem.
What not to say.
Which is almost everything we've said thus far.

Yeah, it was harder when you were sleeping over, Mizuko. Getting off and on was kind of tiring.

And she's already pretty aware of most of what you've said, Merlin XD She says the perviness won't bother her because she's used to it by now!!

Oh yeah... growing up in my household, you kinda have to be used to it. XD

*sniffle* I'm sorry Rin!! D: *cries*

-Sigh of relief-
Goody, no need for censorship!
Although, this does discredit any theory of me being a gentleman, pretty much forever.

But you've already said before that you aren't one...so...it's all good, right?

No need to apologize, Mizuko! XD