O! Randomness! (For Rin Yokoshima and Mizuko Jiao only)
 

Mizuko: *wanders in and looks around* Hmm... this looks like a pretty nice place for an RPG, hmm, Rin?

*looks around while eating a cookie* Hm...Yup...yeah it does...so, since I'm new to this whole RP thingy...how do we do this??

Mizuko: Um... well, we just interact with each other... posting back and forth and stuff, and trying to make some kind of story out of it...

Inazuma: *sniff* Please. You're going to attempt a decent storyline? Don't make me laugh.

Mei Huo: Hey, I think her storylines are pretty great. Especially the ones where you end up doing something really stupid. *grins*

Mizuko: D: Guys, no fighting!!! Rin's here, you have to be on your best behavior!

Mei Huo: ... Wha-?

Oh...I think I get it...okay...so...Well, since I'm working on Redemption...

Serenity: Oh, come on!! It's not that hard!! Cid could do it and he rarely does anything!!

Cid: ... *looks at Serenity with puppy-dog eyes*

Serenity: O__O Oh!! I'm sorry Cid!! I didn't mean it like that!! You help plenty--even if you don't speak!! *hugs Cid*

Rin: Um...can we just get on with this...?

Mizuko: Yeaaaaah... 0_o

Inazuma: I hope you're not implying that I'm incapable of following a storyline. I happen to be very capable when the author isn't a complete lunatic. *glances at Mizuko*

Amane: *mumbles* I think she does well...

Mei Huo: SO! My name is Mei Huo. Nice to meet you two. *looks to Cid and Serenity*

Rin: So...I can see Inazuma is just as...uh...fond of you as you tell me he is...O__O

Serenity: Fond? *whispers*He seems like a turd, but that's just me...Well, hi, Mei Huo! Nice to meet you. And high to you two, too. *nudges Cid* Say hi, too.

Cid: *looks at them nervously* ...Um...Hi...*hides behind Serenity*

Rin: Aww...he's so cute >///< Anyways...Hi, Mei Huo, Amane, and...Inazuma...

Mizuko: Awww... he's so adorable! Oops, did I say that out loud? D:

Mei Huo: Hello! Uh... *whispers to Mizuko* What's the lady with the red hair's name?

Mizuko: That would be Rin.

Mei Huo: Oh! Hello, Rin! What a nice name. Are you from Inuka?

Mizuko: Um... in her world, there is no Inuka...

Mei Huo: ...

Mizuko: I mean to say, where she's from, they've never heard of Inuka before. ^^'

Mei Huo: Oh. *sighs before looking at Inazuma and Amane and frowning* Couldn't you bring somebody else on here that actually, you know, interacts with everyone? Besides me?

Mizuko: I guess...

Genevieve: *enters and looks around, a big grin on her face. A little orb zooms about her* 'Ello! Ah'm Genevieve, an' this thing 'ere is me lil' faerie-ghost friend, Hayzen! Say hi, Hayzen!

Mizuko: *whispers* Just play along, everyone.

Inazuma: *looks at Mei* Well done, big mouth.

(OOC: Gak! Sorry! D: I didn't intend for it to be so long...)

Rin: It's nice to meet all of you--even you, Inazuma...Oh, and welcome Genevieve...and Hayzen...*looks at Serenity* Well, don't tell me you've run out of things to say.

Serenity: *glares at Rin* Now just what does that mean? I'm perfectly capable of keeping my mouth shut for more than a couple seconds, let me tell you! In fact, I was one of the most quiet kids at the LBC!! I barely talked at all--AND I was a good kid. Right, Cid?

Cid: *looks away*...

Rin: Aha!! See? Even Cid won't deny you're a chatterbox!!

Serenity: *puffs up cheeks* Am NOT!!

Cid:...Um...

Rin: *looks at Cid* Egads!! He speaks!! I think you speak more here then you normally do...but that's beside the point. What's wrong?

Cid: *points to Mizuko and her companions* ...you're forgetting...

Rin: O__O Oops...Sorry...Um, so...what to do, what to do...Um...any ideas to get this story moving...? Serenity, say something to get a conversation going!

Serenity: Why? Because I'm a chatterbox? Hmph! Fine! I know, I've got a question for that Genevieve lady...did you say something about faeries??

Genevieve: *looks extremely happy* Sure did! Ah 'appen ta know that there be all sorts of faeries that live in our world. They like ta play tricks on ye an' stuff like that, so ye should ne'er go inta the woods alone or anything.

Amane: *looks up from the clock she's working on, a slight expression of confusion upon her face* Why?

Genevieve: Well... 'cause they'll snatch ye up an' stuff... Drag ye off ta the world of the fae... things like that...

Mizuko: Anyways... we should probably work on a story for this thread instead of just sort of... blabbing and stuff. Any ideas?

Mei Huo: Um... not really...

Mizuko: -_- Thanks for the help, Mei. Ama? Gen? Zumikins?

Inazuma: I understand that you have a small brain capacity and gripping simple concepts is beyond your reach, but I thought I made it perfectly clear to you that I would not allow you to call me by that... name... >_<

Mizuko: Awww, but Zumikins, I made you so I can call you whatever I like!

Mei Huo: ... *whispers* Am I the only one that things this is kind of creepy?

Rin: Zumikins? Pfftt...I mean--uh--very--er--masculine...*stifles laught*

Serenity: Soooo convincing...T_T...Anyways, Mizuko is right. We need to come up with a story for this thread instead of just babbling.

Rin: Aw, but, Serenity--! You're so good a babbling!!

Serenity: I'm also good at sticking my foot up your--

Cid: O.O ...??

Serenity: Er...nevermind. I can't say it while Cid's here...

Rin: At least you have some form of code...or something...you go buy...Well, anyhoo...Mizuko, I guess they're not helping any. It's up to you and me to figure out a story for this thread...unless you just want to do an RP thread full of random babbles...What do you think, Zumikins?? (giggles) Sorry, Mizuko, are you the only one allowed to call him that?

Mizuko: :D No, by all means! Spread the love!

Inazuma: I think that I should be the one to decide what I'm to be called, imbeciles!

Genevieve: Eh, callin' people... him-buh-ciles ain't nice. Right, Hayzen?

Hayzen: Zzzzt.

Genevieve: See, he says it ain't nice.

Mei Huo: Personally, I'm all up for silly babbles. This is kind of funny. *giggles*

Mizuko: ... You're just saying that because you haven't thought of an idea yet...

Mei Huo: I'll be sure to let you know when I have. ^^

Amane: *continues to work on a pocket watch*

Rin: Whoot!! Yay! You shall hense forth be known as Zumikins!! XD And calling us 'imbeciles' somehow just makes it all the more fun to do...Oh, and, um...Does Hayzen ever really speak or does he just make zappy sounds...?

Serenity: Are you sure it's really a thing and just not a floating glow stick or something...?

Rin: How can you doubt that there are faerie-ghost things when you've seen Shinigami?? That's just...ridiculous!!

Cid: ...she...has a point, Renni...

Serenity: ...No she doesn't!! Shinigami are one thing--faeries and ghosts are another!! And who's side are you on, anyway, Cid?

Cid: ...

Rin: Hear that? He said ME!

Serenity: Now, I didn't hear it--BECAUSE HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!!

Rin: He said it with his eyes. He doesn't need words. Cid's jus that deep...*nods*

Serenity: Gah!! You're so INFURIATING!!

Rin: But you love me. *grins*

Serenity: Uh--no.

Rin: How cruel!! Well, all that matters is that you love Near, right?

Serenity: Right. Wait!! I mean--what?? No!!

Rin: You guys heard that, right? She said yes first. *grins wider* Awww...

Serenity: No--I-I--!!

Rin: Too late!! It's decided! On to the next subject!! I have a question for Zumikins!! Here goes...Zumikins...why are you such a broody butt?

Serenity: And are you aware that you have cop hair? I would know, I've spent a lot of time with them...ugh...*shivers*

Inazuma: I... do not... have cop hair. And what about me makes you think that I'm... broody?

Mizuko: Um... could be that you spend most of your time alone...

Inazuma: Given my current profession, I am hardly alone.

Mei Huo: And what's your current profession? *grins*

Inazuma: That's nothing that concerns you.

Mei Huo: Aww...

Mizuko: You're also mean to everyone, and you get angry whenever someone does something better than you...

Inazuma: I'm not mean to Azilia. Or to my sister. Right, Amane?

Amane: ...

Inazuma: D:

Mizuko: What is it with you and Azilia anyways? I can tell that you love her, so just give in already and tell her.

Inazuma: ... I... but... you obviously have no idea what you're talking about.

Amane: *whispers to the others* I think he's still in the denial stage.

Mei Huo: So... Serenity, what's a 'shinigami'? I know the translation of the word in my language, but that can't be right...

Genevieve: An' what's this abou' faeries an' ghost not bein' real? Hayzen's real as you an' me!

Hayden: Zzzz zzzzt.

Serenity: Shinigami? They're also known as Gods of Death. Maybe you've heard of that term? Ugh...they're ugly, creepy-looking things that people can't normally see...

Rin: Awww...not all of them are ugly--or creepy!! Take that back! And you didn't answer Genevieve's question!

Serenity: Grrr...I was getting to that, but you interrupted me! Gah! What is it with people and their trouble with listening!?

Cid: O__O

Serenity: Oh...um...sorry about that...

Rin: You should be...now answer the question about ghosts and faeries, or I'll tell Near you LOVE him...

Serenity: *whispers*Devil woman >_>...Fine! I just don't believe they're real, okay? I haven't seen any proof except for the glowing ball!

Rin: What more proof do you need--for it to be holding a sign saying "Hello, I am a ghost-faerie thing"? For a smart kid, you sure are dumb sometimes...

Cid: ...*nods*

Serenity: Cid, you traitor! What the heck?!

Rin: Nyaa~*sticks out tongue* He likes me more.

Serenity: No he doesn't! You've bribed him, haven't you?

Rin: Maybe...REGARDLESS!! Inazuma, tell us about this Azilia girl you love so much but refuse to admit...And, Cid, I think you and Amane would get along just fine. You're both very...quiet.

Genevieve: So... ye'll believe somethin' that hardly no one can see 'stead of proof tha's actually in front o' yer eyes? *shakes head* Ye jist can' convince people sometimes, Hayzen.

Hayzen: Zzzzt zzzt

Mizuko: Now, Gen, there's no reason to be rude...

Genevieve: Ah ain't bein' rude! Ah'm bein' honest!

Mizuko: O-kay. Well, Zumikins, are you going to answer Rin's question, hmm?

Inazuma: I don't see how that's any of your business.

Mei Huo: ... Does that count as an answer? That doesn't count as an answer... C'mon, Zumi- I mean, Inazuma-san. We promise we won't tell!

Inazuma: *glares at her* How unintelligent do you think I am to fall for such shallow flattery, imbecile?

Mei Huo: Imbecile, imbecile... that's your favorite word, isn't it? Like... your catch phrase?

Amane: *sighs and looks faintly annoyed*

Inazuma: It's not my fault that you all happen to be imbeciles.

Amane: *raises an eyebrow*

Inazuma: Except for Amane.

Mizuko: -_- How did we get off subject? Tell us about Azilia, Zumikins!

Inazuma: ... No.

Mei Huo: You're as stubborn as a mule.

Inazuma: And it took you this entire conversation to realize that? Your powers of observation are astounding.

Mizuko: Meh... I don't think he'll ever answer? Anyone have anything to bribe him with? Have anything creative we can threaten him with?

Inazuma: ... What?

Rin: *grins devilishly* Ooh, threatening? Ah, Mizuko, you know just what makes me happy don't you? Mwahaha...

Serenity: T_T So...are you just going to stand there and laugh like a mental patient or are you actually going to suggest something, Oh Great Creator...?

Rin: O__O Actually...I haven't thought of anything yet. I was just happy that I could get the chance to threaten someone, is all >_> Meanie...

Cid:...the Death Note...

Rin: O__O

Serenity: O____O

Rin: Uh...Cid? We want to threaten him, not kill him...we just want to get him to talk a little...

Cid: *shrugs*...fine...

Rin: Well, I got nothin. What about you guys? What about you Amane? Got any embarrassing childhood stories you could threaten him with?

Inazuma: 0_0

Mizuko: Uhhhh, yeah... I'm not certain that I want to kill any of my characters... That would be some form of homicide, wouldn't it?

Mei Huo: *whispers to Amane* Why is she talking about us like we're all one person? That's kind of weird...

Amane: *shrug*

Mizuko: So, Amane, did you hear what Rin asked?

Amane: *nod*

Inazuma: Don't... say... a word...

Amane: *raises an eyebrow* Are you telling me what to do?

Inazuma: Um... no... merely suggesting an idea...

Amane: Hmm. Well... I suppose I could tell you something... depending on how much I'm paid...

Inazuma: I will pay double whatever they offer you. And I'll throw in this watch.

Amane: *smiling slightly*

Mizuko: 0_o Sheesh, Ama... he's your own brother...

Mei Huo: *grins* Smart lady. I have, uh... sixty five dollars and thirty nine cents on me... *talking about imaginary monies*

Rin: Wait, did you mean suicide? Yeah, I think that would count. Why do you think I let this bratty heroine live?? *glares at Serenity*

Serenity: Let ME live? Hah! Like you had the choice! You don't control me or my life you nutter!

Rin: T_T I'm ignoring you now because you bug me...How is it that my own character annoys me so??

Cid: *whispers*...because you are alike...

Rin and Serenity: WHAT?! We are NOT alike!!!!!

Cid: >_>...

Rin: Ahem...so, Amane...I've got another fifty-three dollars and...uh...*whispers to Serenity and Cid* Psst! How much do you guys have?

Serentiy: Five bucks

Rin: .......T___T That's just sad...

Serenity: What? We're freakin' ORPHANS! You think I'm made of cash?

Rin: Fine...Cid, do you have any money?

Cid: *pulls out a $100 bill*

Rin and Serenity: O__O

Rin: Cid, where did you get that money??

Cid: *shrugs*

Rin: Okay, I buy that. Soooo, we got ourselves $158 over here!! Beat that Zumikins!!

Mizuko: Ooh, and I have... forty-seven cents myself! Woo! So, with me and Mei together we have...

Mei Huo: Sixty five dollars and eighty four cents. -_- Cheapskate.

Mizuko: So, think you can top our combined... uh...

Amane: $223.84

Mizuko: Right. Think you can top that, Zumikins?

Inazuma: Uh... just give me a moment to run to the bank...

Mei Huo: You don't have it on you? You can't just go and get it, that doesn't count!

Genevieve: *digs in pocket* Ooh, me an' Hayzen foun'... uh... pocket lint... Ne'er mind...

Inazuma: It does count!

Amane: Once... when my brother was seven...

Inazuma: DDD:

Amane: We found some of my mother's clothes up in the attic...

Inazuma: How do you even remember that? D:

Amane: My brother makes a lovely geisha.

Inazuma: *dies*

Amane: I have photographic evidence for a nominal fee.

Mizuko: Um... I'm sure we could scrap some more cash together...

Mei Huo: Wah? You mean what we have isn't enough? You thief!

Amane: ...

Mei Huo: 0_o

Amane: The money covers the information. For the pictures, all you have to do is root around in garbage bins for spare clock parts.

Mei Huo: Can't you just buy some with the money?

Amane: That would be too easy. It means more if you have to work for it.

Mizuko: *pats Zumy on back* Don't worry, she charges so much she couldn't possibly tell us anything else...

Inazuma: You do realize this is all your fault for giving me such a sadist for a sister... :(

Rin: ...! *rolls around on the floor laughing* I-I can't---I can't BREATHE!!! XDXDXD

Serenity: Oh, please. It wasn't that funny...Aren't you supposed to be an adult? Jeez! Even me and Cid are more mature! Right, Cid?

Cid: ...pfft...*silently laughs*

Serenity: ...Guess not...Well at least I'm more mature.

Rin: You're absolutely right. You are mature--mature enough to go out and root through garbage all by yourself so that we can get those pictures, am I right?

Serenity: Wha--?! N-No---!

Rin: SILENCE!!! DO MY BIDDING!!! DX

Serenity: ...No.

Rin: ...Please?

Serenity: Ha! Like that would work on me!

Cid: ...Please...? *puppydog eyes*

Serenity: ...Crap...Fine! I'll do it! So, Amane, are there any particular parts your looking for??

Amane: ... Hmm... I need faces.

Mei Huo: ... Faces? D:

Amane: *pulls out a watch and taps the front* These are faces.

Mei Huo: Um... still not sure I understand...

Amane: *sighs* The part with the numbers on it...

Mei Huo: Oh! Hey, no need to be rude. I'm not used to this... clock lingo...

Mizuko: Lingo?

Mei Huo: Yes, lingo. You know, as in words used specifically for-

Mizuko: Yes, I know what it means, but who uses the word 'lingo' nowadays?

Mei Huo: ...

Mizuko: What?

Mei Huo: ... Wow... you're... delusional...

Inazuma: Agreed. Now, Amane... where did you get pictures of me dressed... of... what you were going to show them? Could you even work a camera then?

Amane: *sigh* I was four, I wasn't stupid. And mom took them.

Inazuma: ... When?!?

Amane: While you were asleep.

Inazuma: D:

Amane: *looks at Rin and Serenity* So, do we have a deal?

Rin: DEAL!!! *points at Serenity* Now get your butt out there and find some clock faces, trash-picker!!

Serenity: *grumbles* Stupid, mouthy, bossy, nose-pickin', booger-eatin' slave driver....*stomps out of the room*

Rin: WHAT?! I DO NOT PICK MY NOSE!!! DX Nor do I eat boogies!!!

Cid: *cough*liar*cough*

Rin: What's that supposed to mean??

Cid: ...nothing...>__>

Rin: Anyways, while Serenity's out with her hobo-brethren, what shall we do??

Mizuko: *snerk* Hobo brethren...

*switching to story mode*

Mizuko smiled as the greatest idea in the history of ideas surfaced in her mind. "I just had a great idea!" she told Rin, "Something to pass the time until Serenity gets back with Amane's stuff...

"Why don't we have a... SUPER AWESOME EPIC BATTLE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS between our characters?" Her violet eyes gleamed at the thought. "My characters pitted against your characters! It will be a battle royale unlike that which the world has ever seen before!"

Mei Huo paled and scooted closer to her fellow creations. Although she didn't like all of them, she felt safer with others of her kind than the lunatic who had thought her up. "What's she expect us to do?" she asked Inazuma. "Fight that little kid? It's wrong!"

The tall man grimaced. "I'm certain that this Rin woman has other creations thought up... still, the idea is absurd. She's just bored."

"Exactly!" Mizuko said, nodding in his direction. "And what better way to appease boredom than with violence? What do you say, my good friend, Rin Yokoshima? Would you like to be my fellow commentator?"

Rin grinned deviously, her red eyes burning with excitement as she replied, "Do you even need to ask, Mizuko, my friend? Of course! You know I can't pass up this chance at gore and bloodshed."

Cid's eyes widened, watching in horror as Rin smiled excitedly. In the pit of his stomach, he could tell this wasn't good. Where was Serenity when he needed her? Oh, that was right...picking trash.

"So, Mizuko, who should we call in first? Or should we just gather the troops together at the same time?" Rin asked, clasping her hand tightly around Cid's sleeve to prevent his escape. "Aside from little Ciddy, here, who should I call?"

Mizuko tapped her chin thoughtfully before exclaiming, "Let's call them all in! Every single original character from our stories!" A manic grin crossed her features, one that soon melted into a frown as she looked around at their surroundings.

"Hmm... this just won't do..." Snapping her fingers, she summoned the powers of IMAGINATION and stepped back as a dueling hall began to construct itself right before them.

"What do you think, Rin?" she said, looking toward her fellow commentator. "How many battles do you think we should have? And as for rules... oh, what am I saying?" She laughed. "There are no rules!"