Hello. Happy 2010!!

I don't wear makeup anymore

NO CRACKS, Facade. I don't want to hear it!:talk2hand:

Yes, it is a duck on my head. With a tiny sleeping cap. Adorable, yes?

I tried to be a guy once... it didn't go so well... See, there is this problem, I look like a female, and I'm five foot 2.

Happy New Year, Alana! ^_^

LOL Kitteh! :P
I'm 6'2", so optimal size for realistic drag queening. Because they're always tall as hell. D:

I'LL GIVE YOU CRACKS, JEANNE!
-steps on your mother's back-

Happy 2010, Alana! :hug:
How was your New Year's?

I can pull of a surly grunge teenager if I put on my ratty jeans and flannel shirt. I slouch and stick my hands in my pockets and refuse to look at anyone. And half my costumes are technically cross dressing. Like I have a Reno costume I pull out when I need a fast one. And my Japanese kimono and hakama are men's. I end up looking like Jin from Samurai Champloo. :XD

Tall bean pole, aren't you, Facade....

Yup. Perfect for drag queening.

I'm 5'4, so I wouldn't make a good guy either.

Major problem, besides being short, is I have a chest. Which would never pass for a guy.

Oh well... Fine, I will just use my womanly powers to command the world!

hey guys.... was up with u?

I'm also 5'4", and would have a hard time with cutting my hair. Mostly, though, I don't think I could effectively hide my womanhood, either.

Hey, Sara!

Hiya Sara Cuppycake.

lol...SHOW them womanly features, girls! That's why God gave em to us!

Edit: Wait, I meant.... not *totally* show them, but...you know...

Yep, I'm a tall bean pole. D:
My butt is super bony, which makes sitting on people's laps rather... unpleasant. For them.
I like sitting on people's laps randomly. xD; I BLAME THE FOOD YOU FEED ME, JEANNE!

Yes, that's a good idea Kitteh! Become the next Oprah, since her show's ending soon anyway. :roll:

@Jez: LOL! xD
That would be hilarious to see.

Hey, I'm 5'2. I don't care if I end up as a SHORT guy. :XD
But then, I'm never really trying to 'pass' as a guy, I just dress up that way for fun. Except for the teenager thing, which is also for fun because it's funny to fool people.

I would never be able to cut my hair, I would literally cry. I've never had short hair.

But... I don't want to have my own talk show! That would be terrible, you know.

If you had your own talk show, you could invite Facade on.

Have him wear a dress.

hey, im like 5'4 also but i could probally hide my chest..... what is this about anyways??? and i dont care if i had to cut my hair... itll grow back

... You're right.

Facade, will you wear a dress on my new talk show?

We know what you mean, Jeanne. :p

This is about cross-dressing, Sara, and how well we'd do at it.

i could do it but im kinda curvy so that would be me only prob

LOL, I was just about to say... Invite me on your talk show!
And sure, Kitteh! :heart:
It just better be top of the line and compliment my stuffed bra bosom!

I think cross-dressing just must be easier for guys. Much easier to, um, add than to subtract, you know?

Designer drag queen.... that's our Facade!

Yes! Custom made dress, awesome and completely Facade-esque.

It shall be awesome. I'm going to give out small, European countries to the audience!

I have a pair of stilettos you can borrow, Facade...

Those aren't stilettos, Jeanne! We've been through this. :talk2hand:
Your lame wimpy heels are just not good enough for the likes of me!

LOL, Kitteh, that bit about small European countries was seriously one of the funniest things I've heard in a while. :rofl: