-falls down, rolls down a hill, plummets into a ditch, and asplodes- x_x
JEEZ, THANKS SO MUCH, XURXO! :illgetu:

@Mitzy: You can kiss it better for $10,000 extra. :talk2hand:

I was just thinking I needed a tail too, Cica! :lol:

Teehee!

Random, but I was waiting for my boyfriend to shower for a long time. By the time I thought he should have been out, I finally started to hear the water running. What the hell was he doing all that time?! xD

my mom got me sour patch kids /spoiled

@Mitzy: Masturbating. What else? :roll:

Aaww oki, well I can't afford that. ): </3

Maybe if we all put all -- who am I kidding xD

Hahaha!
I'm gonna ask him. And if you're right, I suppose I'll tell you. xD
Except I doubt it. >___>

@Mitzy: He was either masturbating, or pooping. Those are the only two possibilities! :illgetu:
If I'm right, I expect the $10,000 on the dresser by dawn, or you're gonna be cut into tiny little pieces and fed to my children! :squee:

Eww facade :(

Why not both, Facade?

...

No, not at the same time, geez you guys!

<fingers in ears>
lalalalala

I'm not listening...

Haha oooki!
He most likely was pooping. xDD I would actually bet on it.
-gets your money ready- ^w^

I thought this was funny.. I was going into the Special Event Store and they have hats called toques. ^w^ So Canadian. I'm a tad bit proud.

:rofl: Cica!

Well, I suppose he could've done both... But then that would just be MORE awkward. :yes:

@Jeanne: Try turning down your hearing aid, it's more effective.

eww gross LALALALA NOT HEARING THIS ANYMORE

You know how when you poo, you pee?
I don't think doing both things at the same time is a good idea. xD

Mitzy: I keep thinking the fruitcake in the Event Store looks like a hat. I kinda wish it were.

@Mitzy: Yeah, doing both at once wouldn't be very... uh, pleasant. :shock:

@Cica: If the fruitcake were a hat, I would have it in a heartbeat! :yes:

I can't reach the hearing aid.
I poked it too far down when I put my fingers in my ears.

Me too!
Except all you do is hold it.. I wish they would make it into a hat. :3


And yes, that would be very, VERY unpleasant. xD
At least he was planning on showering after anyways.

@Jeanne: Ew. :shock:
Try digging it out with a q-tip!

@Mitzy: ._.;
LLAMA.

Llama? xD

What about llamas? We're not going to have a llama versus alpaca discussion now, are we? Because I'm really not up for that... XD

I don't know enough about these creatures to have a full discussion about them. xD

IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, FACADE

He just finished showering, I'll ask him as soon as he gets out of the bathroom. ^w^