*Snugs Nao* Don't die! *Starts stuffing mini marshmallows between Nao's lips and her braces* There, that should cushion them!

Oh, braces sucked so bad...I had mine for four years, man.

ahh! help help oven has burnt my flesh! *runs in circles*

To borrow (and horribly maim) a phrase from Eddie Izzard: LIPS OR DEATH.

*starts advancing towards Nao with knife*

EDDIE IZZARD! <3333333333333

o - o Lark is hurt too! The panty raid claims another victim!

-revives panty raid victims-

*rushes to Little* Here is a cold compress. I don't know what that means but it sounds good.

Phew that feels better! Thanks clockwork! :D

OMFG YAY I finally got another ginger! 1 bowl to go, man!

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Well there you go then! Death. We have quite a variety of ways to die though your major catagories fall under quick or slow. Do you have a preference at the moment, or would you like to hear more?

I'd like to hear more, please.

Yes ginger you are finally mine now! *Manic laughter while holding ginger high into the sky*

GIMME UR GINGERS!

I NEEDS A POTATO.
Just thought I'd point that out.

Press 1 to choose quick deaths.

Press 2 to choose slow deaths.

Press 3 to choose more options.

Press 4 to simply have written on your death certificate it was pantry raid related complications.

HAHAHA. 4.5

I see. You're going to for the bouncy-house option.

We'll need a chainsaw and a rabid tiger, and of course a bouncy-house. Will a castle do? We can spring for a themed death, but those can get pretty expensive...

I PRESS 3.

i choose a tiger mauling.

Let's do a hippopotamus-themed death. Can we?