[ xsayhellotosunshinex ] Dude, where's my skin? [ ChimeraBell ]
 

"I did hear you, Hidan, but I just choose not to listen." If there was anything the dark skinned man loved more, it was annoying the hell out of his partner and seeing as not being fed annoyed him then he would just have to go without food.

His foot crunched lightly over the desert sand. He turned his head to look at his albino partner with strangely coloured green eyes. That's when he saw just how upset his partner was. Oh, how that had made his day.

"You know, if you shut up and not make me have the urge to kill you, I might just let us stop at the town that's near here for something to eat." Yeah, as if he would actually do that. He just tried to come up with something that would shut his partner up.

If Kakuzu didn't know by now, there was no way to appease Hidan unless they were doing exactly as he wished.

"Fuck you, we're eating now, whether I have to kill and eat YOU or not." The smaller man growled, looking clearly pissed off. "And if you keep walking by that village instead of entering it, then I'm going to rip your fucking HEARTS out and feed them to the rabbits." He snapped, prepared to hack Kakuzu into little pieces and snap his threads in order to, hopefully, effectively put him in a state that he couldn't deny Hidan's want.

"Fine. If it'll stop you're whining. Hard to believe something that looks so harmless can be so annoying." He just shook his head and began heading towards the village not caring if Hidan was following or not but if he knew his partner, and his partner's stomach, then he kenw he would follow.

As they entered the village, Kakuzu immediatly scanned for a place they could eat at that wouln't cost him an arm or a leg or preferably, anything at all. As he looked around, his eyes came to a sign that said 'Half off' and that got his interest.

It was a sign outside of a ramen place that looked a real mess and as though it could collapse any minute. Well, it was cheap so what if the roof fell on them or they were attacked by rats the size of cows? The place was having a half off special!

Once inside the village, Hidan's eyes fixed on a beautiful place to eat; looked like some kind of ramen shop. Of course, another sweep over the city and he dropped his jaw.

"Oh, HELL no, Kuzu. We are NOT eating there!" He snapped, eyes narrowing. "If you make me eat there, I'll eat you...and not in a fuckin' fun way, either!" He warned, fists clenched.

"What? I thought you were hungry?" He raised an eyebrow at the younger man."And what would be a fun way to eat me, Hidan?" He knew the answer to that one but he loved to toy with his partner. If he couldn't kill Hidan then the next best thing would be to anger him until he began to scream bloody murder which, not too surprisingly, didn't really take that long.

So, Kakuzu folded his arms over his chest waiting for Hidan to either give him an answer or go off on another swearing fit.

"I am fuckin' hungry, but I ain't eatin' shit in a place that's probably infested with shit that could kill me." Some rats were pretty fierce. "And I swear to JASHIN that if you make me eat there, I'll cut you up and steal your money and eat somwhere GOOD."

(Wow. You do a really good Hidan XD)

Kakuzu looked back at the ramen place. "Looks good enough to me." Without even bothering to wait for a reply, he walked off into the run down shack. He was actually getting hungry too and Hidan had no choice but to follow. He, after all, had all the money.

(( Aww, thankya! 8D ))

Ah, but Kakuzu clearly didn't know Hidan that well, did he? The albino stormed to the nicer ramen shop, his scythe drawn. "I want everything on it, biggest bowl you got." He ordered, purple eyes narrowed. "An' if you don't make it snappy, I'll get it myself." After killing everyone in the village.

(Just as I'm starting to really enjoy this RP, I have to log off. It's nearly three in the morning here so goodnight =^.^=)

Kakuzu was surprised that Hidan hadn't followed him into the shop so he walked back out to se eif he could find his foul mouthed partner and sure enough, he found him walking into another ramen place. Kakuzu simply shook his head as he walked in after him to see him yelling at some petrified people. A brow raised, he walked up to his partner and said, "Always the violant way, I see, Hidan?" Well, it's better than actually having to pay for the meal.

(( D8! ...night. <3 ))

"Always." Hidan smirked, then grinned wide when they started to prepare his food. "It works way better than your way, and I get better quality stuff for free." Because otherwise, they had to eat the nastiness that Kakuzu would actually pay for.

"Hmm...there's actually some logic to that." Wow! Hidan had actually done something right for a change. Kakuzuz then sat down next to his teamate. He wasn't really all that hungry so didn't bother using the same tactic Hidan had used. That's when an extremely large bowl of ramen was placed in front of Hidan. "Wow. That was fast. What exactly did you say to these people?"

"I said I wanted the biggest bowl they had, everything on it, and if they didn't make it snappy, I'd get it myself." He held his scythe dangerously, just like he had for the people. "With this expression and weapon raised." Because he was good at getting free things like that.