Hey Linn my abusive, neglectful owner. :gonk:
-calls Oprah-

@ Facade: It does? I love olives! Now I want to try

@ Linn: Yes, exactly. There is much work that needs to be done. So go shrink yourself and get on up there sweety

right on that, panda *goes to fairy godmother to buy shrinking potion*

and facade, i only slap you around a bit when you get a little too feisty ;)

Do they still make Fairy Godmothers? I should really look into getting one myself haha

Yipes need to run and so I can help my dad...

yes my fairy godmother is claudine from the sookie books :P she's pretty rad!

have a good day panda... i'll call you this weekend, love!

My fairy godmother isn't even a real mother! :gonk:
She's just a fairy godmouse. :cry: AND I LOST THE RECEIPT, SO I CAN'T RETURN HER!

And Linn, what about the time you locked me in the chokey!? :gonk:
(Get the reference and you win a free* dead baby!)

*note that you must pay $200,000 in shipping and handling... um... yeah... -cough-

the chokey is from matilda you loveable animal you! where is my dead baby???
... and a fairy godmouse is pretty cool too, so why would you want to return her??

...Did I mention she's a rabid fairy godmouse? And she has hair-loss problems... I don't much appreciate having so much hair on my clean floors! :gonk:

-throws a dead baby at you- :stare: NEXT TIME IT WILL BE A HARDER QUESTION, MISSY!

i can see why the hair would be a problem... that is kind of yucky ... but better you then me! neener neener!

*catches dead baby* why thank you... bring it on!

shucks i must go now... the kid has baseball practice soon... i am so ready to have the weekend start!
i'm sure i'll see you around facade! have a good rest of the day!! :glomp:

Catch ya later, Linn! :feesh:

I hope the kid spits in your soda. :P

hellloo. anyone here?

-throws a toaster at Kat- :glomp: :drool:

*throws a bagel at the toaster*

Eww... Facade!

Hey Bellybutton! :D

Hi there! I'm off for a bit, but I'll come back later =)

WHAT.
I just finished serenading your ungrateful butt, and you're already leaving me?! :gonk:
My heart can't take this kind of heartbreak so frequently, Belly! CAN. NOT. :cry:

-storms off melodramatically-

:D Okies then Bellybutton. :3

D: Of course I get no love from Facade.

Hello guys

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XD Facade pops in and everyone returns~!

Hi Vicky! I haven't seen you in a while!

Hey there yoboydre~

hy skyraptor nice meeting you

Not much just eating chocolate

Hello Helios :hug: Yes long time no see
How are you?

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