Yes, yes. Facade is correct, we are too unorthodox for rings!

We're getting a Legendary Godmouse, for our wedding?! -cries- I... I-I feel so special!

Facade, I have a present for you. It's the squirrel. I killed. When I was seven, with a rock painted like a Pokeball. It has a little yellow on his head, the pain, from the rock. I made a cape for him.

Zephi, I'll pay you $10,000 extra if you be a superb creepy organ player and go catch that darned Godmouse for me. >w>

What... what do they do to fairy godmice on their honeymoon?

You know what, I don't want to find out! *Flies away*

@Kitteh: Aww, you shouldn't have! :heart:
I have a present for you, too, but it's kinda stuck in the toilet...
If you can unclog it for me, you can keep it! ;D

But... That is a Legendary Godmouses job!

Facade, did you ever see the lovely picture I made for our sexy party?
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/b...ljoy/yeti2.gif

10,000 to be extra creepy? And all I have to do is catch the godmouse? Hmm... Sweet...

So... is it creepier to have my pulled wisom teeth in a jar with me or my great-great-aunt margie's urn on my lap while I play? I can stuff the godmouse in the urn too... come back here Cica!

*Throws a lasso around the godmouse*

Nooo! *Manages to wave her magic wand and POOF! goes the lasso.*

*tazes the godmouse and plucks it up off the ground by the tail*

poor mouse O_O;; and yay tiara

:rofl: Zephi, you crack me up!
And the pulled wisdom teeth are a must!
Urns are too old school. :talk2hand:

@Kitteh: OMFG! That is SO amazing!
I'm totally adding it to the front page. ;D :heart:

We can enlarge it, put it over our fireplace. XD I'll raise Van Gogh from the dead to paint it.

Next to the one I have of you, in a dress. You're legs look pretty good, I must say >.<

it's a family portrait ;-;

Psht.. the wisdom teeth are easy. If you said teh urn I was gonna have to hunt down my great aunt and send her to the farm myself. Oh.. here's your mouse by the way *hands over an unconscious godmouse by the tail*

*Blacks out, defeated.*

We said that the Mouse must be in a cage! Laden with gold and bones!

You can leave the 10,000 in my mailbox, just make it in small bills. I want to throw it in the air in my bedroom and roll around in it like they do in the movies.

That's for professor Oak to do! I'm just the super creepy organ player *pulls a heart out of pocket and plays it like a drum*

Whee! A Godmouse! :'D
-puts it in a pan and roasts it-

Godmouse roasting on an open fire~
Facade nipping at its toes~

We'll have a roast Godmouse to go with our nummy cake, Kitteh! :'D

@Zephi: LOL... Go hunt down your great aunt, then! We'll put her by the chips and dip.

*The Godmouse starts to come to, very groggy. Her mouth feels like it's been stuffed with cotton balls. This is not a pleasant situation, not pleasant at all. She hopes her little mouselings are okay. Wait, is that... Fire! Noooo!*

hey everyone! i missed you all!!!

i hope you had great new years!

Linnea! :heart: How are you? :hug:

My New Year was boring... And blech, back to school tomorrow. :roll:
I'm totally looking forward to graduating. :gonk:

Oh, roast Godmouse! My favourite! <3

When shall the wedding be? We need to get this over with, Family guy is on in thirty minutes! >.<

Oh, Linnea, thank goodness you've arrived! They are killing me! XD

We are not killing you! We are roasting you to a golden brown!

Doesn't matter. You are killing me with godmoding. *cries*

But... but... we're hungry! D: