no. I took the donut with me. *munches*

D:
-drops a donut factory on Helios-
There! You can have more donuts...
YOU DESERVE THEM! Unlike a certain Kat I know... :roll:

you're right facade. I don't deserve donuts. they make people fat and I deserve to be skinny!

Pfft, donuts aren't on the top of the list of what makes people fat! :lol:
The top of the list is good old laziness!
And McDonald's. :roll:

-throws Ronald McDonald at you-

* A* Doughnuts! <333 *eats a bunch* Blah, I be fat and somewhat happy! * 3* Thank you Facade!! <33 *shares doughnuts with stray cats and dogs*

In fact... I haven't yet today. o.O Hmm.. I want Japanese food but its not open today. ; 3; Maybe I'll go to 7-11..

*murders mcdonald's* now its not. and really....*eyes balls a fat cop eating donuts* I think i disagree.

o.o Zombie McDonalds... *hides in a box*

LOL Kat! :rofl:
That cop just has a bad metabolism! :(
...Plus he opts to eat his feelings. : O
And he also wears dresses on his nights off, but that's another story!

HELIOS. Don't feed the strays! -whacks you on the head-
They've got rabies and... and... they're aliens! :insane:

O AO But they are adorable! *gets bit* Uh oh...

There's this section of this beach out in L.A. that is called cat beach. Because there's a bunch of stray cats that live in the rocks and stuff on the beach. People go there and feed them. XD

Aww, the poor cats! :gonk:
...People feed them? :shock:
While that's NICE, it's probably not the best idea. ._.

-forbids Helios from going there-
YOU'RE GROUNDED. Because, um... You smell like you haven't showered in months. >w>

XD It's probably not the best idea, but people love those cats and they don't attack anyone.

GROUNDED?! I'm too old to be grounded. ; 3; And I have showered! today!

Well, you're still grounded. :talk2hand:
AND FORGET ABOUT THAT WIGGLES CONCERT TOMORROW NIGHT!
You're so not going. :evil:

D: But, but, but MOOOOOOOM! I stood in line for five hours and had to beat away rabid moms to get those tickets! ; 3; And I cleaned my room!

*lurks in a corner and laughs like crazy at conversation*

Oh pfft, you call this CLEANING!?
You didn't even dust off your Barbies! D:<
-smacks you upside the head-

And I don't care HOW you got the tickets, you're grounded!
And we're donating the tickets to the nice old cat lady down the street. =3

D: I hate you! *slams door* Meanie face.

WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT CALLING ME NAMES!?
That's it... You don't get a door anymore!
-takes your door off its hinges-

alright, I'm having fun lurking here and all, but I think I'm going to go take a shower now.

D: Not my door! It has all my pictures of the Jonas Brothers!!

Aww, bai bai kat! :D

The Jonas Brothers are too old for you! :talk2hand:
Can't you like, fall in love with Barney or something!? Jeez!
Where did I go wrong with you? :gonk:

-cuffs you to the window and goes to make dinner-

D: But I loooove them!!! And! And! And I love Edward!! >< *gnaws on hand* Gotta get outta these cuffs!

XD God...I had Jonas Brothers and those twilight actors! XD

I'm with you there. :roll: These teen stars SUCK at life. D:<
I wish I could set them all on fire... But something tells me I'd get in trouble doing that. :(

EDWARD DOES NOT LOVE YOU! D:< He's using you just so he can add you to his Little Girls I Knocked Up List!

DX I remember the good old days of Teen stars. Oh Devon Sawa, how I loved you!

D: NAH UH! HE TOLD ME SO! *cries* :illgetu:

THE HELL IS A DEVON SAWA? D:<
I'm from the Amanda Bynes era. And um, Lori Beth Dinburg or whatever. Dx
IT'S CHANGED SO MUCH THOUGH. :gonk: These stars no longer have talent! They're just attractive, or orange, or half of each!

DON'T TRUST WHAT EDWARDS SAYS. -smacks you-
Now do you want brussel sprouts with your prunes, or would you rather have lima beans?

D: CRAP I'M OLD!

But he PROMISED!!! D: I want McDonalds!!