Actually, it was just a hand-thrown grenade.

Did you just simulpost win?

Yes, since my question answered yours AND hers you can't tell it simulposted again!
SIMULPOST WINNNN!!!!
*happy dance*

Did you join in my happy dance?

-happy dance- Why, yes, yes I did. <:

Did you just PM me? :B

Yes, teehee!~

Did you like my 1 gold lol message! Best donation ever!

It so was.

Did you just forget the word just in your last post?

*studies last post long and hard*
Nope.

Did you not understand my last post?

No I understood it.

Did you just break the rules of the game two times in a row?! D8

Yes. I understood all, ecause I'm a sexy shark like that. :3

Did you just call the random police on me? D8

No, I didn't call them. I AM them!! Mwahahaha~

Did you just poke my dog in the eye with a paperclip? D:

BACK FOUL BEAST YOU CAN'T HAVE MAH FOOOOOOOOD! CHEESE GIVES YOU THE FARTSES!!!! *poke poke*

Did you just stab me with a q-tip?

No, I didn't want to use a name brand, it's just a best choice cotton swab.

Did you just mock how specific I make my replies? >:

I actually did for half a second. Then I remembered Swab, the Harvest Moon sheep! You dork.

Did you just delete my cookies?

I did, with my mouth. It's actually called "eating" strange, right? ;D

Did you just facepalm at my fail attempt at making a computer joke into an omnom joke?

Sorta. I loled at the second part more!
"omnom joke" AHAHA! Giggling while I type it.

Omnom Joke! AH! It made me giggle again!

Did you just call me bakatarded?

No, I would never combine English and Japanese, you slappywag!

Did you just try to correct my usage of "slappywag" instead of "scalawag?"

Nope. I always have loved the usage of Slappywag and have used it on the bakatards at the knob school!

Did you just cringe at the second usage of a variant of bakatarded?

Yes. I did. D: -cringes-

Did you just hear that? o-o

HEAR WHAT!?!? *searches*
Oh, that's just the voices singing Tsurupettan again. Jeez ever since they learned the meaning of it yesterday it's been on and off.

Did you just become a shiny happy person?

Yeah, I'm holding hands with other shiny happy people! <:

Did you just sing about me?

No, I was singing Tsurupettan and you are the opposite!

Lyrics: ?????? - Touhou Wiki - Characters, games, locations, and more (Lyrics if it worked)

Did you just remember that I played you this song once and it drove you crazy?

Nope, and I'm glad I don't remember the song because I'd probably go crazy again! <:

Did you just see that fairy doing ninjutsu on that fake rose over there?

Nope!~ Are you sure you didn't make it up??
Pettan pettan Tsurupet--must stop singing!

Did you just tape my mouth shut with duct tape?

No, we don't have Duct tape, so I used scotch and electrical tapes. <:

Did you just learn of the existence of Arden the corpse eating unicorn?

The huh?

I suppose that's a yes.

Did you just make that up?

Yes, with the help of my good friend I call Coffee. :3

Did you just sniff that firefly? o-o