no, i envy you, i only have claws since im a dragon, so i cant throw stuff :cry:
did you just laugh at the fact i cant throw things?

no why would I? I cant either...thats why I play soccer

did you just laugh at my soccerness?

no
did you just untrust me?

untrust? no of course not!!!

did you just kick me in the shins?

no, your my friend :hug:*dragon hug*
did you just push me to the floor, you must be stong to push a dragon O.o

No, I tickled you. C:
Did you just walk backwards? o:

yeah, im a ticklish dragon :P
did you just pat me on the head?

Yeah, I tried to catch the sun reflection on your scales. =^-^=;;

Did you just... make me forget my question?! Dx

Yes, I have magical forgetfulness powers! :D ( True story though, my friends always seem to have something important to tell me, but once they see my face they forget. xD )

Did you just come up with a new question? <:

Yes.
Did you know I like spaghetti without the gross meatballs? :lol:

I totally knew that, cause I know everything about you. >:3

Did you just accuse me of being a stalker?

Yes!
Did you just put way your spy equipment and try to convince me you were really just psychic? :lol:

No, I don't have spy equipment to put away, I REALLY AM psychic. ;D -wink wink- :lol:

Did you just find my spy gear? >:

Yes.
Did you just try to tell me you were holding it for a friend? :lol:

Yeah, I was holding it for dragonjake, he wanted to hide it from the person he was stalking.

Did you just accuse me of lying? D:

Yes.
Did you just randomly change the subject? :lol:

no, im a dragon :)
did you just laugh at my usless lieing skills

No, I'm jealous of your lying skills c:

Did you just punch me in the gut? o-o

no, i was going to but didn't
did you just go to slap me for punching you in the gut, even though i didn't?

Yes, yes I did >:(

Did you just feel up my sister?

It's her fault for wearing such a revealing shirt! D:<

Did you just grope me in retaliation? o3o

Yes.

Did you just steal my Mountain Dew?

No, I have my own. <:

Did you just make my foot itch? D:

No
Did you just catch a pokemon?

No, my attack was super-effective and it died before I could throw my pokeball at it. >:

Did you just steal my pikachu?