Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer
 

Example:
poster1: is your mouth like your butthole?
poster2: Yup, except stuff goes down it too!

LETS BEGIN! Is A netbook A net that has a book let lets you use the internet? (Remember, use a STUPID answer!)

Of course not! It is a book made of nets that lets you use the internet.

If cars are called automobiles why then don't they drive themselves??

cuz they might crash
y dont fish kill themselves?

Because they don't know how to tie knots.

If it's High-tech why doesn't it float?

Because it never learned to swim.

If you have the flu deos that mean you can fly?

no, it means you used to be able to.

If people are born with nails, why aren't we born with hammers to?

If we were born with hammers, every time someone got pissed at another someone, they'd just end up hammering them to death. Homicide rates would go up like crazy. D:

But then again.. it would be fun to get pissed and go, "HAMMAH TIME!" o_o; (That was horrible...)

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

Pizza! :D They all hope to become pizza one day :3

If it's called Spring where's all the hopping?

It's too busy smelling the flowers to go hopping.

If spring has sprung does that mean its summer?

No, It means you need a new mattress.

Why is water wet?

Because if it was dry then it would make you thirsty!

why can't pea's pee?

The weather doesn't change your perception dose.

Why is it when I cut people they bleed

Because they've been riding too many carousels.

If you read the word "boot" boo-t, why don't you read the word "foot", foo-t?

Because I refuse to

How come if you stand on your head everything is upsidedown?

Because it's deadly.
Why didn't the butterfly give me any butter?

XD.because its a butter fly.
get it??

((Wow, just wow. Awesome thread going on here. :)))

Thanks Wavikz.

why are pancakes called pancakes if they arent cakes?

Because they kill cakes.
Why do poo smell?

Because poo is taking revenge on humanity.
What should I lie and say my middle name is on my school photos?

Supercalafragalisticexpealadocious.

Why is the cake a lie?!

Because it coughed, duh.

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

(sorry, couldn't resist. xD)