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Reading Twilight parodies 8D

As well as kinda... I unno? Blehing with my boyfriend. Not really a fight, but not really NOT one..

Oh, Twilight. Twilight, Twilight, Twilight. I will never get bored of making fun of you, Twilight.

I know how those go... What started it?

Ha ha. I shall never bother reading this book.

Because I can't stand that he smokes pot.
First it started with if he would be friends with me if we broke up (since I suspected no) then got into how I can't stand that he smokes pot~ Fun.

I read it.
So take it from me.
It was the worst book I have ever read.
Do not read it.
You will wish for those hours of your life back.
I know I do.

Ahh. Is he irresponsible with his pot smoking?

Eeee, so I've heard xDD

No, he said all it does is make him giggle and he uses it for his back pains that pain meds haven't been able to help with, which I understand... I just think of pot like... how my mom is, where I can't tell if pot mom is the nice mom or the mean mom, I really dunno. She was extremely irresponsible with it and now anytime I think about pot I think of how she was. @[email protected];

Yeah, people can get really mentally dependent on the stuff, especially if they're using it to make something go away, rather than using it just for fun.

Yeah, I mean... he hasn't acted dumb? at all around me, really... He's been the same guy every time we've hung out and whatnot. I'm just paranoid and I don't wanna have something like my mom. >.<;

Erik: I am such an independent person, I hate depending on other people for anything so I always try to do everything on my own. Breaking my ankle was so difficult, because I did actually have to ask for help for so many things and it was such a big wall to break, to manage to ask for them. My friends and housemates didn't mind, but I still hated it. >.<

Twilight.. :rofl: I read all the books (well, listened to the audiobooks) and it was so funny! I recommend reading them, I was in tears of laughter throughout it. xD I'm going to watch the second film tonight or tomorrow with my friend and laugh, I watched the first one like four times or something, I found it so funny. xD

And uh, pot. I don't really have anything to say, I don't have enough experience with it. >.<

Yeah, the parodies, which were pretty much sarcastic/smartass summaries, were kinda entertaining. Made me go "Really? This is what everyone is reading?"

I just... ugh. Ugh ugh pot.

I know! It sounds so incredible when people describe it in the parodies, but the truth is.. they're not actually adding or exaggerating anything. It actually is that ridiculous! xD Oh Stephanie Meyer, please don't ever get better as a writer. This is just the right level of terribleness to be utterly hilarious.
Right, I'm off to laugh myself silly!

I saw the first film in the theaters with two of my best friends. We had loads of fun. XDD
We still need to watch the second one OMG! And the third one is coming out soon, supposedly. SO MUCH TWILIGHT TO BE HAD. 8B

God, it was utterly ridiculous xDD I can't imagine actually reading it.

The movies are award-worthy compared to the books. A horrifying thought, but I have no hesitation saying it.

Extremely Fun Times: Not knowing when you'll have a place to sleep at night.

Also Extremely Fun Times: Being a burden on society.

ERIK WINS AT LIFE. /wrists

*hugs* Noooo! Don't be an emo kid! Follow my voice to the right side D: The happy side! Kinda... o.o I guess a pessimist isn't the right person to be telling you to not be a pessimist >.>; hmmmm.

I think I should ban myself from eeliejoo for the forseeable future. I was gonna say Mene completely, but nooooo, Tetris, my love. XD

I considered going to see the second one in the cinema, but I couldn't find anyone to go with me and having heard horrific stories of Twitards, I didn't really want to risk going alone. xD But OHMYGOD THE ANGST! Ahhhh!
I have to say, the second one was a lot more painful than the first one. Maybe because.. NOTHING EVER HAPPENED. EVER. I mean, this was the book that had all the empty pages. It's basically just Bella being super angsty all the time, and since the actors never portray any emotions, it's just Bella being *slightly worried face* the whole time. And a bit of Edward being *slightly painful face*. Even in the scenes where they're supposed to be all "I love you so much I can't live without you", she always just looks slightly annoyed and he looks like he just smelled something rotten. So much bad acting, it's amazing. Also really bad CGI. I thought they got millions of $ for the first one, and they couldn't afford better CGI than this? (Maybe they had to spend it all on keeping Pattinson..)

Also, I am not a pessimist! But not sure how much I can help from a distance and not knowing the whole situation and stuff. All I can say is.. this too will pass, which I know probably isn't what you want to hear, but it's true.

Edit: Don't goooo!

Yeah, Kristen Stewart makes me want to punch an orphan. I've already got a powerful vendetta against Mary Sue characters, and then they get the most boring person they possibly can to play an already frustratingly boring character, and the result is me punching more orphans. What's sad is Robert Pattinson is not even a bad actor. In fact, in the right situations he can actually be a rather decent actor. But for some reason the Twilight crowd is obsessed with the whole "I'm an emotionless supercreep who does nothing but compliment you" thing. Is that what people like? Really? "I like watching you sleep." Yeah, sure, I think if someone I really loved said that about me I'd find it pretty romantic, but she JUST MET the guy, and didn't invite him over, and he was watching her from the FUCKING WINDOW. And then in the books, there's like fifty million of these exchanges:
Bella: *trips over absolutely nothing*
Edward: *catches her with his smoldering eyes boring into her (nonexistent) soul* Be careful. *blank face*
Bella: *breathless at his marble sculpted Adonis-ness* Everything bad in the world now gravitates toward me ever since I met you.
Edward: *laughs hysterically for some reason?* Oh, Bella! My hundred-year-old self somehow finds you unique and amusing!
Bella: * 8I * DERP DERP
Edward: I wanna rip out your fucking throat.
Bella: I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

FUCKING TWILIGHT I SWEAR TO GOD.
It was hilarious reading that book in high school and seeing ALL the girls walking around carrying a copy and swooning over him. When I read it, I was like, Dude, pretty much EVERY guy I've ever been friends with has been more romantically appealing than this cardboard cut-out douchebag. Girls who are attracted to him really need to get out more.

FUN FACT: ERIK IS AN ASSHOLE.

Although, me and my friends did honestly applaud in the first movie when she drops an apple and he kicks it up and catches it.

Also, I think I have somewhere to stay tonight? Maybe? I'm definitely overstaying my welcome, though. O_o

.....Did I scare everyone away? -_-

My birthday is on the 14th. Wowzers! 8D
I will be 20 years old. Woo?

Nah, I didn't feel like reading a bunch of text :P

Happy early birthday! :D Just in case I'm not on tomorrow :3 I'd offer to doodle you something, but you ish an artist D:< I don't think it'd mean anything to you D:<

OMG! You are a few months older than I am O.o

Not to depress things, but... any signs of Yooyoo? My kinda-friend-thing was asking =\ I posted something on FB about it and he got nosy, I guess. I unno if he's concerned or not. I really don't care for him.

Psh! Art is art. I've found that artists seem to appreciate art gifts more than non-artists, really. So if you have the time and energy to draw me something, I would be very grateful. 8D

And still no GG. Augh. Almost been a month now. *mopes*

Okies 8D I'll try and think of something! Ha ha.

Damn! Stupid Yooyoo.

OMG :D I'm so happy! I got my hair *done yesterday* and I think it's amazing <3 Even more so now that I washed my hair xD so the red shows more!

*EDIT:
Wow... Got my hair down tomorrow? My brain must still be sleeping.

Pretty damn cool. My hair always looks terrible, but I've managed to look less awful if I always have a, er, "Hitler Youth" hair cut. XD

Thankiiiies :D Really. I love it <3 Looks even BETTER today xDDD

Hitler Youth? XD