whats your funniest memory
 

what do you remember that was funny, like one of my memorys is that i fractured my arm by running into a swing pole while playing king swingy, wich didnt hurt

my funnyest memory,hmmmm, when i was in 4th grade i was swinging back and forth in my chair in class, and it did a flip backwards and the leg caught my shirt and lifted my shirt up. I was not wearing a bra and i didnt realise. so everyone was laughing. i was mad then, now i look back and laugh.

When my grandmother got into a snowball fight with the old lady down the street.
My dignified new Orleans granny acted like she was about four. and at one point shouted "No fair you're cheating"
I giggled myself to pieces then and... right now

when i was helping shove up snow. I gave my brother a face full of snow.

My friend and I were playing L4D and Bill was glitching in my friend's face and she was freaking out and said "ALL I SEE IS BEARD'S BILL!!" And I started making fun of her and she laughed too and said "wait.. I know I said that wrong, but I don't know what I said wrong"

Beard's Bill. <3

i always do something funny or embarrassing everyday... and today,, i went out of the hospital without wearing undies at all but i was wearing some pajamas. my aunt was pressuring me early in the morning. she nags a lot and i was scrambling at my feet and ran out side to buy breakfast.

One thing that I remember being friggin' hilarious --
My brother and his friend Q and I were in Q's SUV, leading the way back to our house, and his friend Sam was following us. Q's back windshield fluid thing was jacked up, and it shot out backwards instead of down, so we always said it was "pissing" when he made it go off. Well, Q thought it would be funny to "piss" on Sam's car while we were sitting at a red light -- and then realized that Sam was actually two cars behind us. He freaked out and ran the red light to get away, and we all freaking died laughing, even though it was potentially quite literally deadly. Haha.

My funniest memory was I did my first Chinese fire drill. It was at camp when I was a counselor in training.

The camp director was driving us all (there were about 20 of us) on the short bus that the camp owned for off-site trips to a nearby mountain trail for a hike. He suddenly stopped on the side of the road where it Y-ed. On the road to the left, there were a few bicyclists having a water break. The camp director stands up, opens the door, looks at all of us, and yells at the top of his lungs, "CHINESE FIRE DRILL!!!!" He then proceeded to leap off of the bus, and run around the bus, waving his arms in the air and screaming at the top of his lungs. The bicyclists then proceeded to stare in shock and disbelief. More than likely they thought he was from the nuthouse. Once done, he then leapt back onto the bus and looked at us with a crazy look on his face and yelled, "I AIN'T MOVING THIS BUS UNTIL YOU ALL GET OFF AND DO THE CHINESE FIRE DRILL!!!!" And so we all filed off the bus and did the Chinese fire drill as the bicyclists stared at us like we were all crazy loons. It was pretty funny!

Probly my best friend doing his mating dance. It still cracks me up...
Hmm I think he put it on youtube...
Let me look it up.


YouTube - Tyler's Mating Dance

@ziatenaj -- That made me feel awkward. Hahaha. But it *is* funny, mostly 'cause it reminds me of my friend Austin. XD

Funniest memory.... Hmm. I cant think of any! *sads*

When I was like 11 or 12, my friend asked me to keep her bike while she was away and she said I could ride it. Now, that damned bike was a 10-speed and every time I tried to get on it, my feet barely grazed the pedal. It was a bad idea right then and there but I was stupid back then. So I started riding her bike, wobbling and swerving in every direction along the street. I eventually lost control of it after my feet slipped from the pedals and I fell off the seat a little. I ended up crashing my bike, face first, into a house.... Now most people say you're stupid for running into a parked car...so what am I for running into a house? Aaah, I wish I could have taped that.

hahaha. When my friends boyfriend was fixing my laptop, and then he decided to snoop through my bookbag for some reason (rude! I know!), and to his very umpleasent and horrifying surprise, a pad fell out of it...omfg. I was laughing so hard I fell on the floor in laughter. My friend and I were crying...and he went to the bathroom and started washing his hands and sanitizing...and it wasnt used or anything, but it was hella funny.

Hmm...funniest memory? Which one to choose....AH! I got it.

So a bunch of my friends and I were on our way from school to the community hall for a Friday night drop-in. As usual, we comondere the upper floor since there are at least 25 of us, and we usually bring at least 2 systems, and tons of card games(MTG being the main one) and we usually sit there from 5pm, until it closes around midnight. Now, on the way there(it was middle of winter) one of my friends, who was sitting in the back seat decided to put his arm out the window. Now, the rest of us got cold, so the driver(being able to lock the window controls) started closing the window. The guy sitting there had his arm out the window. He kept saying he didnt care, he would keep his arm out there blah blah blah. So, we locked the controls, and left his arm there until we got to the community centre. Needless to say, his arm had turned blue and he was yelling at us for locking his arm there, which was his fault.

Now, that same night, as we were getting ready to leave, he ended up standing infront of the vehicle(Ford Explorer), and we started to drive forward. He ended up jumping onto the hood, and the sliding off since there was ice. He smacked into the flower bed outsided the hall, and ended up hurting his ass. Oh, and he's also a 300lb guy, who used to play football. We were all killing ourselves laughing all the way from the hall to our respective houses.

Well I have a two relating to my race, which i seriously don't get how people can get confused by it. I work at Wings to Go as a manager, since it would kinda help with these stories.

One night while working, I had temporarily lost my voice. A customer came in and no one else was available to assist him. So with what I could do at the moment, hand gestures then writing it down on paper, that I couldn't talk. The customer then said, "Ohhhhh, so your chinese? Do you only speak chinese?" I just laughed, tried but no sound ha, and shook my head no.

Another day a girl walked into my store and asked, after looking at a menu for a quick second. "Do you sell Chinese food?" I was mad at that point and also my twin was outside, waiting at the counter just to talk to me. I looked at her angry and said, "Madam, can you tell me what that sign says? Can you read it to me please? Just because I look asian, well half, doesn't mean that I sell chinese food okay?" My twin just laughed and said a rude comment to that girl. She seemed like a college student, that probably couldn't use her brain at the moment.

My funniest memory would have to be when I was 9 and I was running away from my brother in the apartment (I can't remember for what reason) and then I just randomly ran into a plate glass door. My sibling were laughing really hard and I was like. 'It's not funny!" while I was embarrassed trying to hold back a laugh myself.

Funniest Memory
 

My friends are super funny, but they're the kind that won't seem funny when you try to explain. So I remember one time, I gave one of my friends a chip that was just the slightest bit spicy, like Sunchips Ranch. She ate it whole, then screamed(literally) "That was spicy!" and she grabbed her waterbottle and began chugging down the water. It was ridiculous, and to think I innocently gave her a chip because she asked for it.

my most current funny memory would be the time I came home yesterday from the library. My grandmother was looking after this little Grade 2ish or Grade 3ish kid and she said to me when I came home "Hey! I went to the movie theatre, did you go to the movie theatre, sister?" and I was like "Yeah....?" and she said "I got this movie packet and it came with tattoos and stickers! Do you like camp rock?" I said: "....it's okay..." and then she goes " Look! I put a tattoo on my arm! It's that girl from Camp Rock, but I moved when I put it on and her face got messed up." lmao, a little kid dissing someone and they don't even know it XD

On of my funnest memory's is form last week my mom kept bugging me. while she was driving with x-mas music even if it is January now. so I poke her on both side's of her rib cages. with only 2 finger's I made her scream so loud I laugh my ass off like crazy. if she try to do any crazy stuff when going to the mall. she better pray I don't try to tickle her are poke her.

Hmm. Almost every time I'm with one of my friends, I always manage to do or say something stupid, but most of the time I cant remember them. D:
But I remember that when I was staying at my friends apartment for a week, my friend was doing my laundry and one of my sweaters is small, but it's not really a sweater it more of a...Well I cant really explain it. But I know it's for older people, and it's a Medium. Well, my friend looked at it, hold it up to him, and gave me this look that I was buying children clothes. Then he neatly folded it and didn't say anything about it.
I was laughing, because of his look. :'D

when I was texting and walked right into the door ._."

once when I was in a store (I was young) and I saw these 3 guys.. they looked like the jonus brothers to me XD I ran up to them and was like "hey arnt you guys..." and blushed horrablly.. I ran away to my grandma my face was bright red XD I couldnt beleaved I emabassed myself like that lol.

Whenever I'm drawing something serious and make it funny by adding something and seeing my friend's reaction since they had been watching me draw the whole time.

Like one of the times I was drawing a REALLY good T-rex and in the end I gave him a curly mustache, top hat, cane and he was throwing up rainbows. Me and my friends just died laughing when I finished it. XD