*tackles Wifey*

Eeep! *flails*

*snuggle nuzzle love* :heart:

Cookie's on! I'm on! Yay! :glomp:
So....how is Cookie? :heart:

I'm ok. I'm just reading some news articles, ranting about my mom. The usual :rofl:

How is Wifey?

What'd your mom do this time? :hug:

Wifey is good, all things considered.
But....I'm getting sleepy. :gonk:

She's just being selfish. Lately she's on this kick about how nobody buys her new stuff and she never gets new stuff, which is completely ridiculous. She's constantly buying herself all sorts of stuff. But somehow, if it's not a brand new purchase of some big fancy item, like a bedroom set or dining room set or a car, her life is incomplete because nobody is spoiling her. It's completely ridiculous! I swear! I suggested she buy a refurbished computer for a reasonable price and she flips out because nobody thinks she deserves new things.

*hugs Wifey*

...your mom is silly. It's new to her. XD

*gives you a piece of cheesecake*

Yeah. Refurbished stuff can be like new! My zune and my netbook were refurbished and they were both in perfect condition. If I hadn't known before hand that I was buying refurbs, I never would have guessed. The zune came in all new packaging and everything. The netbook came in a no frills box with a paper saying it was a refurb, but still, no scratches or wear and tear. It's a smart way to buy electronics when you don't want to spend a lot. Besides, she barely knows how to check her email. She doesn't need a brand new fancy computer with Windows 7. She'd be completely lost. A decent refurb with Windows XP for $150 is perfect for her.

*noms cheesecake* :drool:

Yeah, she doesn't need a fancy computer. *shakes head*

Good isn't it? :twisted:

*looks around* Oh hey I came in at a good time :D

MAR-MAR! *massivetackleglomp*

Exactly! All she'll ever use it for is the internet and even then she'll barely tap any of its potential. She doesn't need something big and expensive that she won't even make the effort to learn how to use! But then, she's never been good with thinking logically. She just taps right into her emotions and goes off.

MarMar! *glomps*

*hugs both* Hiii <3 I don't wanna get you guys sick so luckily you're protected by a computer screen firewall : )

Who are we talking about?

Don't worry MarMar, My anti-virus will take care of your nasty germs :rofl:

I'm complaining about my selfish mother. :P

Oh. I thought the description sounded familiar. ^_^

YEY ANTIVIRUS!...Now if that helped get the germs off of me.

@Cookie: >_<
Course, I tap into emotions sometimes, but not always.

@Mar-mar: Oh noes! You can't be sick.
Hm...what can make you better... *ponders*

Yep. We're talking about Cookies infamous mom. XD

She IS infamous! Super infamous that it shouldn't even be legal for someone that doesn't use the internet XD

So Wifey where have you been all my life?

@Mar-mar: :rofl:

Hey! Those are my lines! XD

Which part?

XD My Infamous mom *shakes head* I'd be so much happier to live peacefully, but nooooo.

So I've mentioned her hoarding. Last night, I decided to drag out most of the DVDs in our house and count and alphabetize them. There are 387 individual titles. 35 of those are doubles. 129 of these dvds are unopened. And of course, that's not all of them. I found more hiding in the laundry room after I did my count and there's way more hiding in my mom's bedroom!

@Mar-mar: O_o
Where have you been all my life?

@Cookie: Dude....you should sell those...on Ebay. :D

That takes effort on my part. And my mom thinks she's going to be able to sell them at a yard sale. The yard sale she's been planning in her head for ten years and never had. Not to mention that people shop at yard sales and on ebay for a deal. It's not like there's a lot of money there. Some money, sure, but is it worth my effort to take care of her problem?

...I would. Cause I'd make it so I kept the money. >_<
Or at least half.

Wifey: Oops, I didn't know <3 I only say it because I never see you around! *clings*

Cookie: Your mommy sounds a lot like my ex-BFF's mommy.