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I guess I'm at least, OK at poetry. All Poems are 10 gold each. The only poems I know how to do is original and Haiku.
Here's an example of a poem (suits my future avatar):

I may be a woman in a black and red dress,
but I'm not a damsel-in-distress.
Look what I'm carrying.
A sword.
Don't bother to start fights with me.
You losing would be a guarantee.