We had an unfortinate "accident" *cough*lossttheinstructions*cough* involving a message recording machine.

Oh, that sounds totally legit!

TOO LATE!

-devours cookie whole-

...Tastes a little stale.

maybe you guys should have a contract next time

Ah! *pounds at the inside of Phoenix's stomach* Let me out! I'll give you indigestion! ;_;

OH no poor Cookie, I guess that's the problem with looking so sweet


yesh melted is good >.<

Yes, contracts would help a lot.
And lawyers, those too. <_<

but those are so pricey

@Bound - Yes. Send help. x_x

-doubles over in pain-

HEY! Keep it down in there! Or else I'll drink milk!

* does the Heimlich maneuver on Phoenix*

*flies out of Phoenix's mouth and runs away...soggy*

Thank you Bound!! :heart:

I dunno, lawyers are like...demons summoned from the depths of hell to do your court business.

SONNOVA!

-owies-

Dude, that only works if the subject is choking. @[email protected]

-trasnports cookie back to stomach-

@Rad - Reminds me of a manga where a demon defends you from hell. ^_^;;

@Phoenix - Well, it helps to save cookies in peril as well!

Not anymore! You hath been transported back into mah belleh!

Anyway, seriously, you can kill someone with that maneuver if they aren't choking.

_laughs-

Lawyers are indeed devils. nasty people with nasty habits.
I don't like them

Or at least break your ribs, Phoenix

Yeah, except instead of hell, it's court...nevermind, same thing.

Noooo! I don't want to be in your belly anymore ;_;

Most likely. But since it never really happened, you won't die. XD

@Rad - Isn't it though? XD Who wants to be in court...unless you're there to sue someone's pants off. Then it might be sexy court. Or at least money times!

TOO BAD!

THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY OUT

And its too nasty to talk about.

Yes, Hell, court, whatever brought you to court...it's all the same. The only difference is, with court, you can win money.