@Kid - I know of other ways to get zombie bites. :3

@Raz -- It'll be okay. I'll get you a nice lizard or something. Lizards won't rip your heart out.

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@Ai -- Don't be a pervert!

I have a funny story about rabbits. So my friends lived on a farm, and they had rabbits. He sort of made them into his pets. One time they were going to have rabbit stew for the big Sunday dinner and he was told to kill his 'pet' rabbit for it, but he loved it too much. Turns out, cat tastes about the same as rabbit.

...Awww... Kid, is it because... all your pet bunnehs have cancer? DX now this level up from human to animals...

*leaves a note*
Dear Kid Disaster,
I am sorry I have awoken old broken feelings for you. As much as I did not want to, this is what you get for being on Team Gasket.

R.

(Really though, I feel bad. :( )

@Kid: LIZARD!!!! I wanna lizard!! :DD

@Hermes -- THAT IS DISGUSTING.

@Xuv -- Not quite. My sister and I both had bunnies. My sister's accidentally hung itself trying to get out of its cage after my dad wired the door shut, and mine died shortly after. Mom couldn't lie about my sister's bunny, though, 'cause we had already seen it. Mine, she lied about, though. >_>

@Rhum -- HOW HATEFUL.
Don't feel bad. I'm only being half serious.

@Raz -- LET'S GO CATCH ONE.

... LIZARD!!!
*screams and runsaway*

@Kid - No. Srsly. XD My teacher dressed up as a Resident Evil type infected, complete with loads of fake blood. He would keep little packets of the stuff on him, just so his fake blood didn't dry out. Imagine getting bitten by that!|

@Xuv -- *chases with lizard* It just wants to lick your cheek!

Not that disgusting. I mean, asians eat cats. xD

Good morning!

That is a terrible story. You only ever hear of that stuff happening on TV. Still, I suppose they had to come up with it somewhere. When I was a kid and something died, my Ma flat out told us that it was dead...

THAT'S TERRIFYING.
I did fake bites using liquid latex and homemade blood last summer when we had a zombie day downtown. XD It amused me. And the blood tasted like chocolate!

@Kid - Stop being awesome. *_*

@Kid: ....I caught one!!! *Holds out pokeball*

@Hermes -- I am an American, and eating cats is gross. XD
Especially considering I have two kitties...

@Rhum -- My childhood was all kinds of jacked up. That was not the worst thing to happen, trust me. Haha.

@Ai -- I can't help it!

@Raz -- Heck yeah! Did you get that moment of terror after you caught it, but the Pokeball was still shaking?

When I was a kid my mom did that too. Our cat died and she said it got hit by a car a block away. My brother and I wanted to see the body. I still feel kind of bad about that.

@Hermes -- I think the only pets my mom straight-up told me had died were my betas & my aquatic frog.
Oh, and my Tamagotchi. Haha.

I'm sorry honey, she's dead. Your Tamagotchi is dead.

@Kid: YEAH! But I just Down+B'd that shiz-nit. XD

I have zoolophobia!!! T_T
It is fine to see photo, but not near those creatures!!!
*runs away*

I was more mad about that. The things only lived to be 40 days old. On the 39th day, I asked my mom to watch it, since she didn't have work that day, and I wasn't allowed to take it to school. When she picked me up, she just hands it to me and says, "Your thing died."

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@Raz -- That's SKILLS right there!!

@Xuv -- Oh. I'm sorry. *hides the lizard*

Tamagotchi was a plague on children. I'm glad no one I know had one. xD

I WAS AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL GIRL WHEN THEY CAME OUT.
Of course, I had to have one!