Team gasket is why Lindsey Lohan drinks

Team Gasket supported the Nazis.

Aww, that one wasn't nice. My great-grandfather was killed by them. D:

Team Gasket perpetuated trollops like Lindsey Lohan and the Olsen twins into stardom.

Team gasket is the reason Gary Coleman fell down the stairs--they pushed him.

Gasket is the reason Pairs Hilton is famous

*shudder* Paris Hilton UGH.

Team Gasket is why Perez Hilton is famous.

Team Sprocket is why Paris Hilton didn't serve her full jail sentence.

Team Gasket is the reason your cellphone falls in the toilet

Team Gasket is the reason they haven't been able to recover their machine's HP.

Team Gasket is why it never snows on Christmas (at least for my area).

Team Sprocket is why it's so unbearably hot outside right now.

Team Gasket caused that earthquake in Chile.

Team Gasket caused the earthquake in Haiti.

Team Sprocket caused Atlantis to sink.

Team Gasket is making me work an overnight tonight D:

Team Gasket is the one who caused the earthquake that caused Atlantis to sink. Sprocket was just planning on a plague of frogs.

Team Sprocket is the reason that I can't find a job.

Team Gasket is why the movies "Meet the Robinsons", "The Princess and the Frog," "Treasure Planet," and "Atlantis: The Lost Empire" did not get the credit they deserved.

Team Sprocket made all those movies suck. Xb
Sorry, I hated them and thought they were garbage.

O.O
GO AWAY.

Siri can have my job!

But beware, all of the managers are on Team Gasket! *Gasp!*

Spiri, if you're really this bored, why don't you try and do some propaganda in team Gasket's propaganda forum?

What, I can't post here? Seriously?
I thought we were having fun going at each other.

Seriously? Why cant she post here? Siri's awesome.

>.>

Don't be a fun killer D: