The Haiku Cafe - Jubilee edition!
 

Oh, this sounds awesome.
I think I can do it too!
How are you today?

Ugh I can't stand that.
I hate the bitter taste left,
By coffee that I've drank.

This is a fun one.
Look below to see, it's cute.
I heard it in school.

Hippapotamus
Some Haikus don't make no sense
Predictability

I want coffee too
but I don't have any right now
I am getting sleepy

I wish I had glue
I don't so now I am blue
I can't fix my shoes

I made that one rhyme
I can do that all the time
rhyme is not a crime

You are a liar!
Rhyming is indeed a crime.
Do not speak nonsense!

Glue is not needed,
When you want to fix your shoes.
Duct tape is the key.

Haikus are easy
Though sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

Perhaps I should buy
A creamy latte to sip gone
Then it will repeat

Duct tape is a tool
A very bad one indeed
Yet it is awesome

not for the insoles
I couldn't get duct tape under them
and I must use glue

my insoles fall out
when I do walk to the store
it gets annoying

I enjoy the night
because the sun hurts my eyes
I don't have sunglasses

Duct tape is the force.
It has a light and dark side.
And keeps the world sane.

I think not that evil
Quite describes it so. Talking
Yoda-like is fun.

I believe i failed
Therefore I shall say goodbye
So long and have fun

yoda-like I speak much
fun it is I do believe
alike dark and light are

similar they are
for equal in power they both are
equal but opposite

Why do you believe
That you have failed? You did not.
But I will have fun.

That is true, Math, equal
Is what they are and will be,
Forever this way.

If the sides become
Unbalanced, the fate of all,
Will change drastically.

yes that is quite true
balance must always be there
good can do evil

Good can do evil
this is the way things must work
evil can do good

killing is evil
yet it can be a good thing
it may save our lives

Religion is good.
But wars are fought over it.
It can be bad too.

There is good in bad
Just like the Yin Yang Belief
There is bad in good.

This is serious
We are supposed to have fun.
Let's change the subject.

I want some ice cream
Just like in that real good dream
that I had last night

I am quite hungry
I wish for a brick of cheese
It is now with me

Magic is much fun
I am awesome at that game
my creatures kick ass

Haiku? I find them
to be very difficult.
I'm not a poet.

:lol:

This event is beast
yahoo im on team gasket
gardeners are bomb

They are not so hard
If you count with your fingers.
That is what I do.

I like to smile
A mi me gusta sonreir
I can speak Spanish. :D

Sky, take my five gears!
Ojalá te ayuden
en tus esfuerzos. ;D

Oh em gee! Five Gears!
Muchas Gracias mi chica.
Yo te ayudaré.

Switching to English
Kalde I give you flowers
In the number two. ;D

Aw you are a mom?
In four months I'll be an Aunt,
Though I'm still fifteen.

Haiku is the bomb.
Real easy for me to do.
I just type away.

Aw you lucky duck,
I use my fingers to count.
I can't do without.

Many thanks, Sky! Which
team commands your allegiance--
Gasket or Sprocket?