omg not at the airport they'll totally take us away!!
I would not love that at all.

but yeah someday we will pretend to be spies.
I actually kinda do want to work for the CIA.

orly? as what?
i'd totally be your bitchin' secretary.

we have to totally act everything out at some obscure coffee shop. one day we'll be russian spies
the next
VALLEY GIRLS
and then
dungeons and dragons nerds c:
we'll wear super thick glasses and act stereotypically nerdy

it has to be the same place so they know we're completely fake.
hehehe.
;)

I can teach you maths~~

haha and the people who work there will get so sick of us.
"oh god it's those two homosexuals who act obnoxiously loud and offensive to everyone around them with horrible accents adfasdsd let's mess up their order"

hehehehehe.
that's us.
they'll spit in our coffee.
someday we can walk in in drag and make everyone uncomfortable.
it's okay, though, because where I live has a pretty big hipster community if you go into the city.

it's very hipster there, i've seen it. :U
sometimes they seem more gay than we do, it's amazing.
but it's okay i like them. they're pretty cool people.
not as cool as us though you know. :U

lol this year I'm taking you to uptown omg.
it is the loveliest place in the cities~~~

just donate more flowers, you'll get it eventually.
I have two wrenches...
but um yeahh no pretty architecture.
just yuppies, hipsters and lesbians.

i'll have a shovel and a wrench and i will be the most cool menewsha-er in the history of menewsha-ers. it will be told in history of this grand achievement. they will write essays about me in schools.

and wow, sounds amazin'. a funner crowd than over here i bet.

dude I already write essays about you in school...

well california is filled with hipsters I'm pretty sure.
and people who speak other languages...
anyhowww it will be the highlight of our year.

also it's storming here.

and i you, my friend. and i you.
:U

well yeah, it is. but hipsters from other states are just so exotic, it's like going to a zoo.
actually now that i think about it, there are quite a few hipsters that i just don't acknowledge as hipsters.
people don't speak different languages that often here :c
just like
frequently.
mostly spanish, then chinese, then russian.

oh gorsh it was raining earlier. i thought it was warm over there nowadays?

yeah it's still 90, just rainy and 90.
ickkk.

oh warm rain? sounds lovely~~~~
it's cold and rainy here, which is unreasonable in late may. why does the weather betray us so?

I honestly have no idea.
i like how nobody on menewsha likes us.
I post places and everyone just ignores me.
how cliquey!!!

haha it's okay they're just jealous of our LOVEEEEEE

obviously!!
because we are in looooove.

we are so in loooooove
that birds fly and sing when we walk down the streets
and little animated hearts float over our heads.

rrrrrr so many flowers!!!

like fifty flowers man.

i still don't understand what i'm supposed to do with all this junk, besides the flowers. :c

lol I have so many flippin flowers
ok go to gasket HQ and then press the button that isn't build
sabotage or something.

oh i got it i got it.
yay i helped man c:

now you're rich!!!!

yeahhh i'm so excited! i'm going to buy my family a car!!

BUY YOUR FAMILY A CAR
DO ITTTT