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Why Sprocket Is Evil (Gasket's Propaganda Counter! Take that, Doomfishy!)
Updated 5/29/2010. ----Bzzzt Pssssssh Incoming Transmission From PhoenixIllusion to Team Sprocket. Message Connected A QUESTION FOR TEAM SPROCKET: WTF ARE FLUFFY AND MR. MITTENS? SSRSLY, WE REALLY DON'T KNOW WHO THEY ARE. ARE THEY IMPORTANT OR SOMETHING? AND IF THEY'RE MISSING, WHY DON'T YOU CHECK YOUR EVIL BLOOD EATING MACHINE, YOU JERKS. End Transmission Bzzzt Crackle- This is a barrel full of kittens. -by PhoenixIllusionhttp://www.ezthemes.com/previews/b/barrelofkitties.jpg This is what Sprocket uses for their new members' initiation. What do they use these barrels of adorable kittens for? SLAUGHTER. Cruel, merciless slaughter to fuel their doom machines. There's only one way to save these poor felines of fluff, and that's for YOU to join the war. Saboteurs, take up your spanners and destroy their machine that feasts off of the blood of innocent kittens! Engineers, grab your gears and start working on the machine so we can stop the enemy once and for all! Gardeners, grab your seeds and make flowers grow so we can fuel our machine with 100% nature! GO, TEAM GASKET! STOP THE MENACE KNOWN AS TEAM SPROCKET! And now for your daily dose of anti-kitten-killing speculation: Sprocket. Who are they? What are they? To answer this neverending question, I have turned to the dictionary. sprock·et [sprok-it] –noun
Now, to simplify what this tells us, it means that a sprocket is the wheel part that turns a conveyor belt or something similar. Does this sound right to you? Well, to me, it sounds like a clever ruse. Remove the chain or conveyor and you've got a spinning wheel with teeth all around it. Chainsaw, anyone? To allow such an evilly disguised device to be the namesake of your team says something deeply telling about the members of said team. But, I will be fair, and I will attempt to break down our own namesake for the deeper meaning. gas·ket [gas-kit] –noun 1. a rubber, metal, or rope ring, for packing a piston or placing around a joint to make it watertight. Now, I'm not that much of a sailing buff, but that second definition sounds very simple. The ropes holding down a sail that's not in use. The first is just as simple, and I really can't break it down any further. But, what exactly does this definition say about us? It says that we are that which holds others together, that we stand against that which could ruin the things we care about. We stand against those who could hurt the people we care about. We stand against Sprocket, who would dominate and destroy us. Stand up against our foes. Defeat Team Sprocket. -By Benjamin Mason--- Make your own propaganda posters and they will be posted here in this first post! |
DOWN WITH SPROCKET!!!! :illgetu:
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RAAH RAAH RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Did you know? Sprocket members leave the toilet seat up! |
The toilet seat up, really? That's so rude.
What's worse is they claim we stole Fluffy and Mittens when they themsevles feed those poor harmless animals to their sick machine. |
Go team sprocket!
Now can you guys break our machine already? xD |
INVASION BY SPROCKETEURS!
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I Knew it! Teh Kittehs Shall be Avenged!
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THAT THEY SHALL, LITTLE LADY!
Let us destroy them and their EEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!! !!!!! |
Such harsh and hateful words. Does this look like the face of a villain? >:3
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The eyepatch says 'maybeh'
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phhht! We don't use kittens to power our machines. we use human children. everyone knows this! XD
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...Further reason to hate you guys.
And the smiles says HELL YES. |
FAIL INVASION IS FAIL!!! :illgetu:
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Cry me a river. You can try to stop us if you wish, but we all know it's a waste of time. mwa ha ha <3 *goes poof in a puff of smoke*
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...See? That's why we don't like Sprockets. They are too annoying to live.
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YOU GUYS STILL SUCK |
NO YOU SUCK.
Now go off and slaughter a barrel of squirrels or something, you jerks. D:< |
uhh phoenix... I'm a gasket too... >~>
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Whoops, it said your post was Gary's on my comp. F-king glitches.
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I am sure us Sprocket members are paying no attention to your propaganda because we are winning.
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Well apparently you, being a sprocket member, are here taking the time to comment on it...so you ARE paying attention. You guys may be in the lead in terms of missions, but our machines are practically tied. ;D
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This is just LOL Hilarious. Burp! that last kitty was tasty.
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