He is weird. But that is the mystery of afrodonkey. We may never know the truth.

NEWS: afrodonkey has been borking our machines. Both sprocket and gasket's machiens are low on hp. AFRODONKEY strikes.

Devious! Me must increase funding to our Research and Development department regarding Afrodonkey's downfall. This monstrosity must be stopped! Or something!

Haha. If only the menewshan government would increase the funding of research of the afrodonkey.

I feel so smart losing the link to our case files D;

*kicks afrodonkey* let us donate! >_<

Afrodonkeything, don't be mean to us anymore D;

Don't forget the case file self destructs in 5 seconds too xD.

Jessie: Oh I know. I run from the actual file after I get here and hide in the back of the thread xD

harhar -a kaboom is heard in the distance-

Jessie: -hides more- It's over now right? Good. Now to go back to research! >D

I think Afro Donkey Borks things because he likes to. He's a gremlin, he just disguises himself as a donkey.

Yes. I'm sure. As long as the kaboom didn't divide itself by zero.

@Xand: I remember gremlins. Now that was a scary movie. However, I don't think afrodonkey has an evil enough cackle like they do.

Xandriana: Gasp! That could be the truth too! Meep! DON'T LET HIM NEAR THE SCANNER. I saw in a cartoon that gremlins can clone themselves with scanners :c

Do you think he speaks in l33t because hes so hopped up on energy drinks?

Jessie: That's possible, though it could also be he just can't write properly at all so he just presses random buttons that happen to lead to l33t. o-o; Or he's on a constant sugar high/energy drink high.

Haha. That would explain it. Who knew you could type with leg/hoove thingies.

Jessie: True. How DOES afrodonkeythingy do that? The world may never know- just like it may never know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop o-O

There are many things we may never know about afrodonkey.

Hm... What is he even made of? Is he not made out of cells? Maybe he's made out of tissue paper that miraculously gained consciousness o_O

like BOB xD but how would that account for his abundant hair? frayed tissue paper?

Jessie: Precisely! xD Actually, I was just saying that while thinking of a video game 'cause I'm a geek. In this one video game I like, there's this island floating in the sky called Whale Island made of this cluster of rocks that apparently has a consciousness. And it's all "MEEP I DON'T WANNA FLY BUT IF I STOP I'LL LAND ON YOUR VILLAGE." -shot-

=o Rune Factory Frontier! I love Whale Island!

GASP. You knew what I was talking about! -dies-
I still fail at that game. But it's too fun. And I wanna beat it like I did the other two xD

I love the Harvest Moon games and the Rune Factory spin offs. I own a lot of them. Theres also a website that goes and helps you with the games. Harvest Moon Otaku....